Taxi please!

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Submitted by NotHilarious on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 1:03pm

I want to start a taxi company based on the blunt ride. All green taxis that will, for an additional fee, provide you with a nice fat blunt to enjoy while being driven to your destination.

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Tue, 04/17/2012 - 8:37pm

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Wed, 12/21/2011 - 6:28pm

hAMBERglar☮ Says:

With a trunk refrigerator stocked with assorted snacks and beverages??!

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:09pm

NotHilarious Says:

Yup. No markup on those though.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:04am

Richie Says:

Also after you ride in the taxi 5 times the 6th blunt is free! So it's settled when this company goes in business Im gonna be your marketing manager :)

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 8:10am

poiiint_fiiive Says:

See, now why the fuck is this highdea not popular?

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 8:01pm

NotoriousBLUNT Says:

Its gettin there

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:55pm

SoClose Says:

And boom goes the dynamite!

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:42pm

nurplette Says:

They should somehow make it possible to utilize the smoke as some sort of fuel, like a steam engine

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 7:48pm

StonerBeatz420 Says:

yes Yes YEs YES YES YES YES YESSS love it nigga love it hahahaaha....im baked....hahahaah

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 7:49pm

T-mec_Toker Says:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/K8R5LNW

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:28pm

ohiomassacre Says:

AND you can use that taxi service for stoners that have no where to smoke (and maybe no car themselves)

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:40pm

Brenbuscus Says:

make it a volkswagen van

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:22pm

Yo_Daddyz_Belt Says:

Haha I imagine a dude from Wall street or some shit tryin to catch a cab for a meeting. Then he flags the cab down and gets in. Cab driver asks "where to?" He tells him where he is going then hella rasta lights and reggae music comes on and that's when the cab driver says "You've just got into the Hash Cab mon!!!" Wall street guy is shocked as fuck and before he can say anything the cab driver hands him a blunt filled with the best hash and bud. "Hit da blunt mon!" he says. Wall street dude declines so the cab driver says "ok I have sumting for stiffs like you mon!" and hits a button that releases some THC vapor from the back of the cab to loosen him up. Once he s high as fuck he cant decline the blunt and hits it and he is 10x more high. They start laughing and having great conversations on the way to his destination. Then they reach his destination and he remembers he has a meeting hahaha.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:38am

Black_Santa Says:

The Hash Cab hahahaha

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 9:54am

ThatPorchSmoker Says:

Then that wall street guy walked into the stock exchange, spent all the country's money on bullshit, and caused the market to go in recession. What a high ass mo fucka

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:55pm

reefermadrayray Says:

Way better than the original idea but I guess it kinda piggiebacks on it but wow I was actually laughing hysterically and immediately read this aloud to my friend. The meaning of LOL.