I want to start a taxi company based on the blunt ride. All green taxis that will, for an additional fee, provide you with a nice fat blunt to enjoy while being driven to your destination.

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Tue, 04/17/2012 - 8:37pm


Wed, 12/21/2011 - 6:28pm

With a trunk refrigerator stocked with assorted snacks and beverages??!

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:09pm
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:04am
Richie Says:

Also after you ride in the taxi 5 times the 6th blunt is free! So it's settled when this company goes in business Im gonna be your marketing manager :)

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 8:10am

See, now why the fuck is this highdea not popular?

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 8:01pm
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:55pm
SoClose Says:
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:42pm
nurplette Says:

They should somehow make it possible to utilize the smoke as some sort of fuel, like a steam engine

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 7:48pm

yes Yes YEs YES YES YES YES YESSS love it nigga love it hahahaaha....im baked....hahahaah

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 7:49pm


Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:28pm

AND you can use that taxi service for stoners that have no where to smoke (and maybe no car themselves)

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:40pm
Brenbuscus Says:
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:22pm

Haha I imagine a dude from Wall street or some shit tryin to catch a cab for a meeting. Then he flags the cab down and gets in. Cab driver asks "where to?" He tells him where he is going then hella rasta lights and reggae music comes on and that's when the cab driver says "You've just got into the Hash Cab mon!!!" Wall street guy is shocked as fuck and before he can say anything the cab driver hands him a blunt filled with the best hash and bud. "Hit da blunt mon!" he says. Wall street dude declines so the cab driver says "ok I have sumting for stiffs like you mon!" and hits a button that releases some THC vapor from the back of the cab to loosen him up. Once he s high as fuck he cant decline the blunt and hits it and he is 10x more high. They start laughing and having great conversations on the way to his destination. Then they reach his destination and he remembers he has a meeting hahaha.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:38am
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 9:54am

Then that wall street guy walked into the stock exchange, spent all the country's money on bullshit, and caused the market to go in recession. What a high ass mo fucka

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:55pm

Way better than the original idea but I guess it kinda piggiebacks on it but wow I was actually laughing hysterically and immediately read this aloud to my friend. The meaning of LOL.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 8:05am

Thanks man.. I'm laughing at this myself. I don't remember doing this lol

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:01am

and go around the block for good measure. (free of charge)

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:29am
camjones Says:

would you be provided with pipes and bongs for a additional fee?

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:47am

magical, dude.
could you imagine the BILLIONS you would rake in?

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:51am
ScamJr Says:

lol i wud take a ride everyday for the rest of my life! that wud b insanely dope ;)

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:03am

ya know what's awesome? I drive a cab, and done just what this suggests. :)

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 10:55am
camjones Says:

if you were to go through with it you should do it in Amsterdam for the tourists you would make so much

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:43pm
gethigh. Says:

someone actually beat you to this i stumbled across this article a year or two ago when looking for a limo to take me to webster hall:


Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:17pm
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 10:25pm
Emsinemily Says:

oddly enough...one of my friends actually has a taxi driver specifically to do that with..its crazy