Do you guys have any idea how many great athletes or amazing scientists we've wasted? There's a good chance the person who could have cured cancer is lying in a dirty t-shirt at the bottom of someone's hamper.

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Sat, 04/20/2013 - 1:04am


Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:57pm
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:18pm
bakayurei Says:

haha alright in that case ignore everything i said, it's just some loony barking at the walls

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 8:44pm

i came here looking for a real reason to stop, lol. Thanks anyways lol. But yea its weird we have an entire civilization just chilling

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:53pm

they are hypothetical because the chances of any of them surviving is 0, they get spurted out into a towel and therefore have no chance of ever growing into sentient beings.

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 9:40pm
BlowinPurp Says:
Wed, 05/01/2013 - 6:19pm

Hahaha he's not but Chief Kief is that deep lol

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 8:19pm
tomoose73 Says:

...i think you over thought this way too much and shot right past it lmao

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 3:34pm
Zuly Says:
Sun, 04/21/2013 - 3:18pm
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:12pm
tcjames Says:
Fri, 04/19/2013 - 1:36am
Fri, 04/19/2013 - 5:30pm
Fri, 04/19/2013 - 6:41pm

I guess I'll just stop masterbating......PSYCH!*starts jerkin it*

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:38pm

Wellll what if the scientist in my sperm isnt born because i didnt rub one out that one time and the wrong load gets blown?

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:00am

Who cums in a dirty shirt? I only blow loads into water bottles. I save every damn sperm. You all probably think I'm a nut job. Jokes on you because all those nut jobs could be unloaded into your shampoo container. Unless you want some coconut water.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:55am
TittySpit Says:

if you dig a small hole and pour all you're sperm from the waterbottle in it, and water it each day. you gon git a baby growin out of dat soil. homegrown babay!!!!

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 11:56am
CamBam. Says:
Sat, 04/20/2013 - 1:04am

im trying to decide if I should get this to 40 to make it popular as its at 39....haha, its just too stupid not to

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 3:46am

however. the last load we blew also could have contained the next mass murderer or serial killer or something.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:58am
SeanKFitz Says:

lmfaooo I can't help it! I feel I NEED TO

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 3:03pm
Sat, 04/20/2013 - 3:22pm

if only i had seen this 13 minutes ago

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 4:29pm
Lou_Dog Says:
Sat, 04/20/2013 - 4:54pm

I think you need to stop jerkin off and start goin to school and learning how to spell. Lol

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 8:19pm
tomoose73 Says:
Sun, 04/21/2013 - 12:43am

I see it as thinning out the potential fuck ups in my genes leaving a better hope for mankind. Because the smart sperm would be like " let's just hang back a bit. We'll check it out later. Where's my lighter? ....What? "

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 2:14am
Harambae Says:

Yeah.....MASS PRODUCE for the super human race!!!

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 10:59pm
Kal.420 Says:

Common cancer has a cure... Not positive about all types of cancer, but its sooooooooo easy to live cancer free. People are just too brainwashed to do so.

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 12:37am

There's already a bunch of cures for cancer the government keeps them subsided because cancer brings in billions of dollars of revenue each year.

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 1:00pm

This made me laugh so hard I shat 3 bricks, probably the most comical highdea I've ever read

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 10:56pm
Fri, 04/26/2013 - 10:29pm

I know this is a joke, but for every little semen that could have cured cancer that ends up in the dirty shirt at the bottom of the hamper. There is also a little Hitler who ends up there too.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 11:45pm
Pakkabowl Says: