Submitted by itsthatcobykid on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 4:59am
Text message I just got from mom.
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Reminds me of the time I had to explain why my cat was covered in semen
I had a similar story to explain about my nephew.
Tell your mom its cat piss. Alot of dro smells pretty similar to cat piss lol, just be like "google it mom everyone knows cat piss and weed smell alike."
"also, why has it been sitting in the same spot for 20 minutes just staring at me?"
I woulda been like i dont even know man, but don't ground him yet, let him give an explanation
First 7 times a read it I thought it said car, so this one really surprised me!
here's a better question, why the fuck are you smelling the cat?
"Mom, why do you know what weed smells like?"
What I would respond to my mom.
Perfect time to say "I think we both know what the story is mom"
It crossed paths with some skunk. Don't worry, no chance of turning rabid, quite the opposite in fact.
It's those damn stray cats down the street. Their such a bad influence on him.
That what I would've told her
"Come over in 10 minutes, after I beat my kid for getting the cat high"
This is the text message I just got from OP's mom.
lmaoooo i boxed out my car with my cat in it a few months ago and had to answer the same question scary shittt
just be like I think he got sprayed by a skunk a while ago when he was outside
cuz cats like rolling around in fucking flowers mom.
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