Text message I just got from mom.
Reminds me of the time I had to explain why my cat was covered in semen
I had a similar story to explain about my nephew.
Whaaaaat? I'm tripping balls right now.
That was you uncle chong
Tell your mom its cat piss. Alot of dro smells pretty similar to cat piss lol, just be like "google it mom everyone knows cat piss and weed smell alike."
i think i wanna know the explanation behind that one ha
"also, why has it been sitting in the same spot for 20 minutes just staring at me?"
Why does my weed smell like a cat ?
I woulda been like i dont even know man, but don't ground him yet, let him give an explanation
You're picture. Yea i wanna roll around in it
First 7 times a read it I thought it said car, so this one really surprised me!
here's a better question, why the fuck are you smelling the cat?
"Mom, why do you know what weed smells like?"
What I would respond to my mom.
Perfect time to say "I think we both know what the story is mom"
Mooom that's not weed. That's catnip.
It crossed paths with some skunk. Don't worry, no chance of turning rabid, quite the opposite in fact.
It's those damn stray cats down the street. Their such a bad influence on him.
That what I would've told her
"Come over in 10 minutes, after I beat my kid for getting the cat high"
This is the text message I just got from OP's mom.
lmaoooo i boxed out my car with my cat in it a few months ago and had to answer the same question scary shittt
just be like I think he got sprayed by a skunk a while ago when he was outside
ur parents call u son?
he's prolly English hahaha they do that in uk
cuz cats like rolling around in fucking flowers mom.
Was it a spelling error? Cat and Car are pretty close.