Text message I just got from mom.

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Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:57pm


Sun, 04/08/2012 - 10:50am

Reminds me of the time I had to explain why my cat was covered in semen

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:10am

Tell your mom its cat piss. Alot of dro smells pretty similar to cat piss lol, just be like "google it mom everyone knows cat piss and weed smell alike."

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 10:17am

i think i wanna know the explanation behind that one ha

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 6:18pm
gurububs Says:

"also, why has it been sitting in the same spot for 20 minutes just staring at me?"

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 5:51pm
MoLTReZ Says:
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:15pm

I woulda been like i dont even know man, but don't ground him yet, let him give an explanation

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:45pm
MadChild Says:

You're picture. Yea i wanna roll around in it

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:00pm
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:17pm
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:21pm

First 7 times a read it I thought it said car, so this one really surprised me!

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:04pm

"Mom, why do you know what weed smells like?"
What I would respond to my mom.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:58pm
MissChief Says:

Perfect time to say "I think we both know what the story is mom"

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:15pm
iLouks Says:

Mooom that's not weed. That's catnip.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:50am

It crossed paths with some skunk. Don't worry, no chance of turning rabid, quite the opposite in fact.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:50am
exodus Says:

It's those damn stray cats down the street. Their such a bad influence on him.

That what I would've told her

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:29am

"Come over in 10 minutes, after I beat my kid for getting the cat high"
This is the text message I just got from OP's mom.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 11:41am

lmaoooo i boxed out my car with my cat in it a few months ago and had to answer the same question scary shittt

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:25pm

just be like I think he got sprayed by a skunk a while ago when he was outside

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:16pm
Chinookk Says:
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 5:16pm
mad_pizza Says:

he's prolly English hahaha they do that in uk

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:02pm

cuz cats like rolling around in fucking flowers mom.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 10:23pm
nso1256 Says:

Was it a spelling error? Cat and Car are pretty close.