Wrote a paper for my online course, it is about controlling overopulation:

One thing that we can do is gather all the greatest minds around the world, sit them in a conference room, and have them begin discussing a man made habitat. As soon as we get an idea that is big enough to fit millions of people, while controlling a balanced eco system we can begin plans for habitating other planets and moons. We can first venture out to our own moon and do a 5 year testing program where we balance out the bugs in the eco system, as soon as we can get air and water to sustain its self we can begin plans for the "big one." So 10 years down the line we have a perfected a habitat that can fit the entire population of the United States. We take the man made habitat which is broken into twenty very large shipments, and these shipments along with twenty separate teams of 150men are rocketed to mars over 20 years. In 30 years the habitat is complete. We slowly start to divide the people of earth that go by strict guidelines to see who at this point goes to mars. after much consideration we start moving the people in shipments of 1000 to mars, of course there are a lot of crimes going on earth because of conspiracy theories and things of that nature so we build a big wall around the state of Delaware and make it the first World prison. Somehow in the process of all this happening we had a Puerto Rican president elected and he made world peace a reality. Now the population of earth is being lowered because we are shipping people out to Mars and making it so adults need to file for a license in order to have children, they also need to take two extensive tests proving they are of a sound mind. 50 years later there is a ruler of earth and a ruler of mars. We have now made the entire planet of mars a very large in habited planet that sustains life just as well as earth. Some how some one found a book from Al Gore and now believes that mars is going through global warming, they find out 10 years later that global warming is just a myth.

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Sat, 07/09/2011 - 1:54pm

Haha hell yeah. Positive population shift ftw.

 
 
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 1:57pm

Personally, I just think we should kill a shit ton of life-sentence criminals & homeless people, and legalize abortion & assisted suicide. Goodbye over-populaion.

 
 
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 2:04pm

Word, my first idea was to make it so you could only have a certain amount of children, then I smoked a bowl and ate a couple shroomies and came up with this. hahahahahaha

 
 
Sun, 08/07/2011 - 2:27pm
smittyco Says:

wouldn't have that problem if it wasn't for india and china

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 4:43pm

Pretty much where ever you go in the world people are being born faster than people are dying. I blame advances in medicine and science.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:53pm

I concur, good sir. People are too afraid to die, so they try to live forever and end up causing more disease and shit. Cancer never existed until recently (as far as the history of the world is concerned) because people didn't live long enough for it to be a problem. Same with arthritis and dementia, osteoporosis, even smaller scale things like chronic migraines and shit. We need to learn to let go, and to not be afraid of dying because there's nothing we can do about it.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 9:35pm
smittyco Says:

Cancer has always existed with or without medical advances. It was only until recently that people were able to find the cause of these people dying and put a name to the disease.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:06pm
HighImDamn Says:
 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:35pm
smittyco Says:

commented on the wrong one wish you could delete not just edit

 
 
Wed, 07/13/2011 - 2:11pm
captain__m Says:
 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 6:50pm
Lance9009 Says:

First thought: Ok this kinda make sense.
Last thought: What the fuck is he talking about?

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 7:31pm
MoLTReZ Says:

ya me too ... like why go to mars when we should take care of mother earth

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 9:27pm
ThaBraze Says:

Because we've already fucked Earth up to much for us to start taking care of it. There really is no going back.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 6:58pm
Gawillamon Says:

This highdea is more like a summary of some crazy non-existent sci-fi novel that I need to read right fucking now.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:31pm
smittyco Says:

Who knows 400 years or so down the line it could be possible. In the 1600's they didn't think it would be possible to have automatic weapons now we have guns that can fire 1 million rounds a minute (don't believe me look up metalstorm the company not the game). They didn't think it would be possible for a man to fly now we have jets that can fly at twice the speed of sound or faster. What i'm saying is don't be so quick to say it's not possible people have always thought that and they have almost always been proven wrong sooner or later.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 7:13pm

if we didnt rape mother earth she can take care of everythng she births

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:02pm
 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:12pm

That world end up with the human race becoming a planet hungry species taking over other planets like the alien invasion movies (well after we start taking larges parts of our galaxy)

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:20pm
BonJagger Says:

I have this theory that the human race started out on mars and moved here to Earth after we depleted all of Mars's resources. I'll post the highdea if you wanna know more.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:33pm
Driedmango Says:
 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:27pm
i-quit Says:

Lol I thought you said make a large world-scale concentration camp but only for the people in Delaware
oh my god wat happen

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:34pm
Driedmango Says:

LOL! Also, I wonder why she/he chose delaware

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 9:58pm

Because Delaware is a hellhole...with no tax.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 8:46pm
HighKlein Says:

My idea was to completely wipe out the population of India, or Africa . . . I like yours way better.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 9:25pm
rongway27 Says:

zebra boners eat kittens for brunch?... oh

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 9:54pm

What happens when the zombies come man? Everything would be fucked.

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:20pm
teeDubz Says:

BUt what about beyond mars?! THink bigger! When the population of mars reaches 6 billion, its gonna be bad considering mars is notably smaller than earth. We need to think Solar System, Galaxy. o.O

 
 
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:40pm
ATOz Says:

its gonna take muchhhh longer than 5-15 years to perfect that type of shit try in the 3 decades or more to even get a moderate habitat that would probably need ridiculous amount of power

 
 
Tue, 08/09/2011 - 2:32am