And if I so much as suspect that you are high, I give you free stuff
You got hella food for one person?
Boom, free taco
You still have your sunglasses on inside?
Boom, free taco
You took way to long to answer if your food was "for here or to go"?
Boom, free taco

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Tue, 01/28/2014 - 10:49am


Sat, 05/28/2011 - 10:09pm
mail Says:
Tue, 01/28/2014 - 11:50am
yurtpoh Says:
Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:32am
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 5:19pm
yurtpoh Says:

lol i didnt even catch that. i literally lol'd

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 10:16pm
k-mumby Says:

the for here or to go question stumps me every thime

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 11:13pm
Sun, 07/03/2011 - 11:38pm

avoid eye contact with cashier at all costs
Boom, free taco

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 9:29am
GoodTymes Says:

If you have McD's and BK trash in your car.
Boom, free taco

Sat, 01/18/2014 - 11:54pm
kendall588 Says:

i don't know why but this made me bust out laughing

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 11:22pm
TwoRolled Says:
Mon, 01/27/2014 - 12:17am
ripozipo Says:

I work at subway and hook up high people stuff all the time.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 3:25pm
alltherage Says:

Same, and I sneak 'em free cookies too

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 3:41pm
TenaciousD Says:

I wanna go to the one where you work and get me some of them ones with the cranberries. delicioso!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 6:21pm
AJisChill Says:

I work a griller on campus and do it as well, haha.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 6:21pm
AJisChill Says:

I work a griller on campus and do it as well, haha.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 1:48pm
alltherage Says:

I would shower you with cranberry cheesecake cookies !

Mon, 01/27/2014 - 7:03pm
wolf_haley Says:
Tue, 01/28/2014 - 11:49am
Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:59pm

The pizza hut near me has a dude that does stuff like this all the time, he even asks me if I smoked any good shit lol

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 2:01pm
TheChief93 Says:

The question is, what Taco Bell do you work at?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 3:44pm
TenaciousD Says:
Tue, 01/28/2014 - 3:48pm

This world needs more people like you.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 3:48pm

This world needs more people like you

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 4:47pm
Pzycho Says:

Never had Taco Bell :(


Also you made me super hungry now, thanks a lot

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 6:36pm
boo_212121 Says:

I work at McyD's and I do the same lol

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 10:42pm

that's why I only eat at taco bell bro

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 11:46pm
GodzillaOG Says:
Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:39am

but what do you say to them when they ask why?
are you like "you get a free taco cause youre stoned as fuck"
what happens when you give someone a free taco and they dont even smoke?
cause i think they might get offended lol

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 2:00am
Wed, 01/29/2014 - 3:49am

Where is this at? :P My boyfriend works at Taco Bell in Arizona.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 4:01am

We need more good ol' working men like this gentleman in our towns.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 4:18am
boopie87 Says:

Let me get a slurpeeeee! Wait, this isnt 7-11?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 2:06pm
Wed, 01/29/2014 - 2:46pm
WPANation Says:

The world needs people like you.
after reading the suspicions, I realized I do all of those.
I wish I had some taco bell....

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 4:12pm
IAmNate Says:

I'm the typa stoner with one hit my eyes turn dragon red, and last time I went to Dons (McDicks) they gave me and my chums each an extra large fry. The black chick workin said, "I know y'all hungry, turn up" free food to a stoner is like free food to the homeless.. SCORE!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 8:58pm
I'm_Bloo Says:

no its not like free food to the homeless.
free food to the homeless is like free food to the homeless

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 9:41pm

I wish you worked at a chic-fil-a instead.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:18pm
blazehaze3 Says:
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:26am
Sarahsigh Says:

Takes a stoner to appreciate a stoner :)

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 12:52am
Mozzie Says:

Boom, free taco.
I need someone to make this their catch phrase immediatley.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 11:24pm
TwoRolled Says:
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 3:20am
TrueMF Says:

Hell yeah man, can you imagine how much better the world would be if everyone smoked and it was acceptable throughout all cultures and societies ? I mean it would almost be perfect !

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 3:28pm
puff135 Says:
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 6:01pm
Blasito Says:

Adding "Boom" before giving them away made me like this way more than I would've if you didn't.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 8:28pm
UncleFrank Says:

god bless you sir or madam. god bless you.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 8:39pm
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 11:25pm
TwoRolled Says:
Sat, 02/01/2014 - 10:49am
Aardmarc Says:

This message brought to you by Taco Bell's sleeper guerrilla marketing crack team. At least they know their audience.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 4:12pm

Fuck man, thank you sooo much!
- Stoner kind everywhere. LOL

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 3:28am
LosKiwis Says:

My nigga. I do the same but I work at a zaxby's. It's pretty easy to spot a stoner so I'm just like "whoops, accidentally added 3 extra wings... Oh well" :)