And I just smoked a blunt, and blew every hit in his face. I'm pretty sure we're both blazed. And now he's on my shoulder like digging in my hair and it's freaking me out. Feels like something is trying to crawl out of my head! But I don't want to interrupt him in whatever he's doing, I know the little guy is high as fuck, I'm just gonna let him continue with the excavation of my scalp.


Fri, 05/20/2011 - 4:53am
BayBrii408 Says:
Fri, 05/20/2011 - 11:12am

Hahah that seems like the most badass pet to have while blazing. You should teach him how to smoke a joint :P

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 5:23pm
Kameryn Says:

Hahah, I guess I'll have to work on that!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 7:13pm

Haha I have a bearded dragon too :) I don't remember the last time I got her high though haha

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:06pm
tommy240 Says:

My wife and I used to have a bearded dragon named Chi haha.We smoked his cage out all the time. I miss him =[

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:06pm
Terkuel Says:

yeah just let the bwoy chill, he's just a fascinated by you as you are by him!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:13pm

Put a mirror in front of your bearded dragon! Lol. His "beard" will get black and he'll bob his head & probably hit himself into the mirror

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:16pm
gethigha Says:

I think a chameleon would be an awesome pet to blaze with. But a bearded dragon would be awesome too.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:17pm
ewok5 Says:

hahaha i have two beardies... ones almost a year old so we smoke all the time together. very awesome stoner pet i must say. i always hope one day my dragon will mature enough to breathe fire and light my bowls. one day...

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:19pm
ewok5 Says:
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:25am
Gyrados Says:

i love blazing with my beardy lilly, shes chill as fuck and we both just munch on blueberries and watch tv

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:15am
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 10:58am
HighGuy11 Says:

hahaha thats awesome. me and my roomates were thinkin about getting one next year, and just hotbox its tank with a single bong hit lol. either that or a ferret haha. or turtle. a rabbit would be chill too

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 6:31am
dragoncare Says: