My mom has been bragging to all her friends that she came home from work to a clean house, dinner made (pad thai), and home-made cookies. If only she knew I was high.

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Wed, 05/16/2012 - 12:44am


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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 8:28pm
 
 
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:31pm
weed207 Says:

Ladies and gentlemen, don't be this asshole. Spread love, not hate. And Lauren, you gave me a good idea for my mom's birthday. Thank you.
Edit: oh, and look at this guy's recent comments and highdeas. Legitimate buzz kill. C'mon man, chill out. Take a few minutes to make someone else's day better, not worse. Make this world a better place one act of random kindness at a time.

 
 
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:53pm
weed207 Says:

Well now this looks awkward since the other comment got deleted. The guy above me is chill.

 
 
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:48pm
 
 
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:54pm
weed207 Says:

Ladies and gentlemen, be like this guy, and relieve stress from any awkward situation. Mr. Ricky, you're a boss.

 
 
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 12:14am

Love pullin' that type of shit when I'm high. I enjoy helping out and Mom comes home and she's totally beside herself. Props.

 
 
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 1:16am

What effect would you being high have on ANY of that stuff your mom bragged about? Are you trying to act badass?

This is the coolest fuckin story Ive ever heard bro thats super sick. While we're on the topic of stupid shit and cool stories, my dog is a 13 year old dachshund and my brother is leaving to New York City tmrw for a week isn't that interesting? Maybe we should just turn this in to a cool stories thread.

Anyways, I'm out. I thought I left this site but I couldn't resist one last comment on what I feel is the coolest of stories one could ever post. I cant believe this had the random luck of stupid users upvoting it. why did this site have to come to this? Pretty common on here nowadays actually. So peace out, this post is garbage and I have no problem saying that. If you disagree I really pray you can read correctly or something because "My mom came home and I was high" is NOT highDEA.

 
 
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 7:27am

I'm pretty sure he was just trying to say that he is productive when he is high, instead of the lazy stereotypical stoner.

But this is great news, im glad your leaving. You will be missed alot.

ALOT

 
 
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 10:13am

Well thats super interesting that he's saying he's a productive stoner and all, but guess what I am too and I wouldn't doubt that you are too, sir. But how is that a highDEA at all?

And secondly, you know what, I'm glad I'm leaving too because YOU of all people have tr0lled me over and over again on here and I'm tired of seeing your shitty little comments on my shit. Have a nice day sir.

 
 
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 9:04pm

Sir im most certainly not myjointyourface, that kid just changed his name to that from KingDirty
so yes I do have room to talk so fuck you.

 
 
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Thu, 05/17/2012 - 9:35am
 
 
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 2:24pm
THCourtney Says: