So technically, if you have allergies and get on a roll of sneezes, it might be a good idea to apply a condom so you dont blow your load on that 8th sneeze

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Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:44pm


Thu, 04/19/2012 - 11:49am

Well that makes sense. I used to stick mechanical pencils up my nose to make myself sneeze. Now I know why.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:49am

During the summer when I was a kid, I'd use the whiskers of the stuffed animal I slept with to make myself sneeze so I would get the chills and be able to go to sleep because it was so hot. Four or five sneezes would do the trick.

I've never seen anyone else admit to self-induced sneezing before! High five!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:59pm

Looks like you're trying to fit a glass cup in your anus.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 4:44pm

It was just some sense of ahhh. I'd do it for like 10 times or so. Lol never met anyone else thats done this,so its nice to meet you Ahaha :) . Happy fortwontay guys!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 5:07pm
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:35am

What would happen if you sneeze 9 times? End of the world?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:14am

Naw man, if somehow you were able to sneeze 8 times simultaneously then you would shoot your load. But for now sneezing 8 times I'd say a kleenex is the best bet.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:47pm
Dudestuff Says:
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:20am

Maybe it's just me but I don't think math equations and orgasms go together...unless written in slope intercept form. That shit gets me off everytime.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:34pm
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:52am

False. I went on a sneeze streak one time where I just murdered like 10-11 good sneezes.
Let's just say, there ain't no cum stains in Dees draws!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:47pm
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:51pm
Luna05 Says:

Literally EVERY time my gran sneezes she does it seven times in a row,reallyweird..

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:05pm
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:21pm

would someone who sneezed eight times in a row still be considered a virgin

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 4:31pm
Schap Says:
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 4:26am
eleventy4 Says:

Schap apparently wants to orgasm you. Not... quite sure what that means

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:44pm
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 4:26am
eleventy4 Says:
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 10:03pm

i literally pissed my pants after reading this!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 10:13pm

hmmm... I honestly doubt you LITERALLY peed your pants

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 12:52am
MikeSyk Says:

I had a violent sneezing fit in which I sneezed at least 50 times. That is a conservative estimate, and more of an understatement than an exaggeration. I did not climax. Perhaps you'd have to sneeze 8 time simultaneously? Pretty sure that's impossible.

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 7:38am
Arpeggi Says:

a fair alteration to my submission. you sir win an upvote.

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 12:21am

hate to admit it but i have allergies and herd this before so i tried with pepper and had my allergies going and got to 9 and no i didnt blow a load

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 8:58am

Wait if sneezing is 1/8th of an organism than is 8/8 or a whole was a huge sneeze where you said achoo

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 7:59am
TrippyKoch Says:
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 8:02am
TrippyKoch Says: