I dont understand why farting and burping are frowned upon but sneezing isnt. Not only does sneezing make a noise just like farts and burps but stuff comes outta your nose. Sometimes it's just a light spray of mist and other times its big globs of snot!!! &Burps dont smell, at least mine dont.. But its rude to burp I gueeess. We should be able to fart and burp freely like we're able to sneeze. And people should say bless you when you burp and fart hahaha

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Wed, 07/06/2011 - 2:52pm


Sun, 06/26/2011 - 2:29pm

Well the only reason why peoPle say bless u when u sneeze is cause your heart stops while ur sneezing and then starts again when ur done. So people say bless u because of the fact that god has restarted your heart. But i totally agree with the fact the burping and farting should be accepted, plus i think it wud fucking hilarious if some hot chick just blew her pants off with a massive fart! Lol

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:52pm
Squilliam Says:

What doctor have you been seeing? 0_0

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 1:10pm
lukyganesh Says:

^ lol, long ago the church actually thought some of your soul left you every time you sneezed. what was once "bless your soul" simplified into "bless you." i kid you not with this information.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:49pm
kupke420 Says:
Sun, 08/18/2013 - 2:53am
MediFaded Says:

You are ALMOST correct. During the Bubonic Plague, it was recorded that those infected would start sneezing uncontrollably when their death was close. And thats when your answer comes in, priest and people of faith would say bless your soul or God Blesses your soul. ya. Smoke on

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:24pm
65musdank Says:
Mon, 06/27/2011 - 8:24pm
Yebigah Says:

HAH that's my kinda woman!! Fuckya upvote

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 7:44pm
VyGee Says:

farting and burping can be controlled where as sneezing is involuntary...thats why it's frowned upon. and sometimes they effin smell.

i dont fart around girls, and you prolly shouldnt either. because it doesnt matter who farts, its always unattractive...but if you want to more power to ya

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 1:07pm

I loved working with dogs because I could fart all day and no one would bitch.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 1:23pm

only when i havent smoked weed that day i get bad burps/farts. i dunno why. weed just goes into my body and kicks the shit out of whatever is making me fart and burp.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 3:10pm
jsteeez121 Says:
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 2:17pm
KingOfErra Says:

I say cuss words when I sneeze, like "FUCK!" or "SSSSSSHIIIITT!"

it gives people a good laugh

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 2:37pm

Trust me.
I have friends whose burps are downright GRODY!
They staaaaank.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 2:39pm
austinC Says:

I don't know if this is just me, but I think burps smell absolutly terrible. that smell that's not gross, but I just can't stand it. and farts, well, the smell is withstandable, but when there from someone else, just knowing the fact that they came from someone elses ass, just grosses me out, especially from girls, cause for some reason that's all I think about when they happen haha

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 3:09pm
jsteeez121 Says:

NEXT time you hear somebody fart, ask them, " hey man are you talking shit? "

Hahahahaha XD I love it.

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Wed, 07/06/2011 - 3:30pm

Well there isn't very many ways to stop a sneeze unless you want to explode your dome.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 3:30pm

Because you cant hold in a sneeze but u can hold in a fart or burp.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 6:14pm
DthChld7 Says:

I don't want to be negative about this highDEA but a fart or burp is a build up of gas and a sneeze is something irritating you nostrils

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 7:08pm

Just say your butt burped. Haha. That should make things fine. Haha

Sun, 07/17/2011 - 1:48am

for the record, i've been saying bless you whenever anyone burps lmao

Sat, 09/03/2011 - 9:41pm

I agree with your philosophy on farts. Soooo long as it makes it ok for me to give someone a "dutch oven"
apparently my ex-girlfriend thought those were unacceptable, because thats why she is my ex-girlfriend.
No one should ever be dumped over a smelly blanket fart, its just good clean fun. Well... not really clean, but you catch my drift.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:58am
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Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:13pm

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