What if smoke didn't just rise into the air and vanish when exhaled... like what if it just fell to the ground... and you had to clean it up... shit.

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Mon, 08/11/2014 - 3:30pm


Wed, 04/24/2013 - 11:41pm
Daisblazed Says:

Haha! That would suck. So much cleaning :(

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 2:05am

I think it sounds pretty good. you could hot box the space around you and get way higher. then when you stood up there'd be this fogginess by your feet. sounds trippy

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:10am
toke-town Says:
Tue, 04/30/2013 - 1:53am

Smoking tricks would include the waterfall, and the geyser, and some people would spit it in bottles like they do chew (except it would gray and smell like weed instead of brown and smelling like shit).

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 2:07pm
VadersGirl Says:

This makes me appreciate what actually happens to smoke lol...

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:04pm

Then there would be no such thing as fire. and therefore no heat. and therefore no life. and therefore no YOU

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:25pm

Just cause there's no fire doesn't mean there's no heat. Without fire we would still have heat, but without heat we would have no fire:)

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 3:38pm

Couldn't just have said, "your wrong" and explained why? Nope gotta take Iit to the hater level. Just state your point and be done with it, no need for being an asshole.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 6:28am

Your 98.6 degree fahrenheit body emits heat. You aren't on fire. Heat is also produced by friction.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 3:49pm
madd0g Says:

sun is not fire
fire is a chemical reaction
sun is a nuclear fusion explosion

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 11:40am
GdoggGlife Says:
Mon, 08/18/2014 - 6:41pm
Sirlampy Says:

friction is a good source of heat. and there is no fire involved.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 8:52pm

Then you could blow it into a bottle and inhale it again so you would only need one hit for the rest of your life

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 9:12pm
Jamesness1 Says:
Tue, 08/12/2014 - 10:07pm
wyatt789 Says:
Mon, 08/18/2014 - 6:44pm
Sirlampy Says:

but that's gross! toilets are where you poop, not where you get hi. gatta be a little classy.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 3:15am

The end was the cherry on top. I was takin a massive hit while reading the end, "and you had to clean it up... shit." I instantly had to laugh which turned into a massive seizure looking cough fest. Hurt like a motha but was well worth it. Good stuff, keep blazin.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 3:18am

Anyone else read the title "Smoke on the ground" and start singin Pants on The Ground while doin a little jig?? No?... just me... huh... well, shit.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 6:25am

I would collect it in a barrel for a long time until it was full and then I would pour it into a crowd of people at an anti-marijuana assembly, like at a school.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 6:46pm
Sirlampy Says:


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 2:41am
Pyrokinder Says:

So when it sinks does it just sit on the ground like a blanket of fog?

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 3:05am
Pyrokinder Says:

if it sank then wouldn't it kind of sit in your lungs until its absorbed completely while you're still breathing air through the higher areas of your lungs? If so I would want to get good at handstands and breathe it out upside down, lol.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 6:37pm
Sirlampy Says:

smoke on the water.

or like, smoke into a cup. then drink it.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 12:15am

There is actually a song about this by The Incredible String Band called Smoke Shoveling Song.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 2:34am

This is hilarious! I wish I were with you and apart of the conversation when you thought of this.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 2:41am
blahaha Says:


Sat, 08/30/2014 - 6:28pm
TenaciousD Says:

I read that one and UpVoted and checked out the comments. I liked the one about filling bubbles with smoke.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 11:38am
GdoggGlife Says:

ever notice how dusty it gets around your house when you smoke inside... alot of that is the smoke falling/settling. what goes up must come down

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 8:57am

I like weed too. What a strange coincidence dude.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 2:58pm
Dankx42O Says:

lol id be cleaning a lot... anyone else? :')

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 12:50am
BlueChip Says:

I gotta go sleep this one off....the implications....whew

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 11:19pm
Tupy Says:

I couldn't even imagine. You could walk into someone's house and see how much of a stoner they are. Like cops wouldn't have a search team fro drugs, it would be obvious.

Fri, 12/25/2015 - 2:13am