To whom it may concern:
(This was actually a comment I made in someones HighDEA.)
This site needs to be more "trippy"
Like play some random trancy music or some psychedelic roc here and there for the unexpected high folks.
Or the ability to change fonts, color of the letters, etc.
Random shit should pop up when you comment or upvote.
Or make your comments scroll to the left, right, or do the "matrix" style scroll.
Or...when you login little fractals and geometric patterns will dance around the screen.
Just to trip people out.
I know just having one of these will slow someones computer or handheld electronic but cmon
Make it happen! Flip the website upside down, shit! I want to see bunnies playing basketball on Yoinke's page (name drop?)

If you're telling a story (probably a cool one) and some asswad says those three magic words this is what you should say (results may vary)
"[ Enter crazy story here ] i was sooo stoned haha!"
"Cool story bro, you should tell it at parties."
"Yea I actually I did one time and I ended up cock thrusting your mom's throat."
If that doesn't work get a beer can and beam it to his or her head Randy Johnson style. (I wonder what that guy is doing now being all retired n shit. With an arm like that who needs guns.)
Oh this is an interactive Highdea so you can put your crazy stories here...but it has to end with "I was sooooo stoned haha!"
The guy, gal, or chimp with the funniest story wins a PRIZE!
FUCK YEA! Oh it has to be your own thoughts! Bitch ass perpatratin' ass niggas think I'm stupid n shit think I won't know.

Gravity.
What if the laws of gravity just suddenly changed?
Or let me put it this way...what if there was little to no gravity?
Humans with lighter mass How could humans ever adapt to such thing?
How would society adapt to that?
What would our streets, buildings etc look like? What if there was no gravity at all?
People would be wobbling around aimlessly
How could we live life? Floating around...forever?
Better yet, how could we (stoner community) hit bowls?
That would be a trip.
I don't know if this made sense or not.
"Knowledge; its not accessible by just a click from a mouse, or a flip from a book but the opening of the mind."
-CelestialJunctureVoyage



Comments

 
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 9:14pm

i think the site was designed for stoners to be able to easily use the site whilst incredibly high. honestly if any of those things were programmed into the site and i was high as hell it would piss me off thoroughly, because i wouldnt be able to read anything and everytime i click something an add would pop up. youre stupid... butas for the cool story bro come back, thats genious. youre smart.

 
 
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 9:22pm

Hmmm I must admit, my suggestions are silly but I think I would be great experience for me.
Hopefully I'm not the only one that would find enjoyment in that.
Thanks for reading!

 
 
Thu, 10/03/2013 - 10:41pm

your idea is stupid* why would you call him stupid for one idea, if he had multiple stupid ideas i would then consider agreeing with that statement. it would have to be a lot of stupid ideas though.

 
 
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 9:18pm

FAGS:
If one you misread "Stoniest Thought Ever." and thought it said "Sexiest Thought Ever."
Please upvote this comment.

ASAP Rocky- Bass
Crystal Castles- Magic Spells
Gang Gang Dance- Egowar *listen to this stoned...really stoned.*
Balacade- Partition Magic
Bob Marley- Jammin

 
 
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:07am

Mommy, a man on highdeas called me a fag..

I once told a 10 minute epic tale of the adventures of drinking Mountain Dew: Voltage. Have you tried that shit? I can't get over how good it is. I can sip and sip and sip it for hours on end. It satifies me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW7OiyPpVEU

This is a dumb video that I have decided goes with my comment.

EDIT: I have decided you are right for calling me a fag because I posted that video..I am a shame to myself haha.

 
 
Sat, 10/05/2013 - 8:14pm
 
 
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 7:43pm
CamBam. Says:

I was at a little party once, just standing around crackin jokes and shit by the beer pong table. It was inside, so I was standing by a window that looked out to the backyard. When I had first got there, I looked outback and saw a large rottweiler hanging out. It was the family dog, but I knew he was trouble. Anyway so I'm standing by the window, sippin on some mixed drink cuz ima bitch, when all of a sudden the fucking dog leaps into the window and shatters the glass all over. I freak the fuck out, thinking someone chucked a brick at me through the window until I saw the dog there. He didn't make it through the window, thank Odin, just shattered it and fell back outside. So then everyone is worried about how the dog might have cut himself on the window and shit so they rush to take care of him while I'm standing there thinking "Dude, there is clearly something wrong with that dog if it felt the need to try to eat me through a fucking window!". I keep my distance from the animal, stay inside like a boss. But the girls who lived there and some dudes went out to check on him. Girl number one is petting the dog and calming him down when he rushes her. Immediately I think, fuck she is dead. But he only bumped her over playfully and didn't pose a threat. She laughed and everyone took that as a sign it was cool, except me. I knew the events that would transpire. Not a minute later, the dog attacks girl number two, latching onto her forearm and jerking around. At this point I am like HOLY SHIT SOMEONE SAVE HER! Luckily the dude out there was thinking on his feet and beat the dog off with a broom. As everyone scurried to get inside, the dog was still trying to get in the house. Now I'm just thinking off ways to kill this mother fucker. But once again, the guy jabbed the dog in the face with the broom a few times and backed him off enough to get inside. After they got in, me and my boys just looked at each other and were like, "Yeaaa, lets GTFO." So we said bye and dipped. They took her to the hospital to get fixed up, she was fine but the puncture wounds were pretty deep. She's got some sweet scars to tell cool stories about now at least. Oh yea..I was sooooo stoned haha!

How's that for a cool story, bro. The coolest.

 
 
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:46pm

Dude it would be so trippy if you tell it at parties
Because telling people a story that took place in a party...in a party.

Just mindfucked myself...like a cool story inception.
Holy shit.

 
 
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:57pm
CamBam. Says:
 
 
Fri, 10/04/2013 - 3:54am
CamBam. Says:

Ha... "beat the dog off with a broom"

 
 
Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:24am

Did you just comment on the comment that you commented two years ago???

 
 
Tue, 10/08/2013 - 6:39pm
 
 
Sun, 10/13/2013 - 7:37pm

This is awesome because I have a somewhat similar story so I know how the situation would've seemed like, plus I'm baked and you made me laugh

 
 
Mon, 10/07/2013 - 7:57pm
 
 
Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:17pm
Gawillamon Says:

Dude I saw the movie Gravity today and I had the same thought about a society living without gravity. I think if we were theoretically on a planet with no gravity, we would have everything bolted to the ground and use ships and some sort magnetic vehicles to travel and maybe ziplines to travel short distances. BTW the movie is dope.

 
 
Tue, 10/08/2013 - 6:41pm

Wow! I can't believe this is still getting "upvotes"