is one of the most annoying things I've ever heard.

The thoughts running through my head could change the world and I can't speak them >.<

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Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:19am


Sun, 02/26/2012 - 12:10pm
FecalFiend Says:

The day was like any other day. The sun was shining, there was a slight breeze, and not a sound being made. A hare discovered himself quite hungry so he decided to feast on his rations of berries. To his surprise the berries were not really berries but small pebbles of shit. This hare was angry at himself for eating his own shit. A few hours later the day turns to dusk. The coyotes come out in search of prey and find a small family of bunnies making these wretched sounds. The coyotes charged at the bunnies but only one ran away. They devoured the others but in the heat of the moment the realized they were eating the massive shits the bunny had made. The end. So the moral of the story here is if you eat shit, you will shit your body weight.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:39am

you have some serious issues. luckily they provide me with entertainment.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:24am
Bulbusaur Says:
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 6:35am
Dudestuff Says:
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 5:40pm
Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:22pm
bloodfilth Says:

Some dude said this to me and a friend of mine the other day and I wanted to say so much to the fucker, but all Chris and I could do was sit there and say "Well...........fuck you!"

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:09am

i get this alot, i'll be sayin some really deep spiritual shit (or some conspiracy theory i saw on discovery channel) an like after 20 minutes of what i thought was my friends listening intently and being genuinely interested in what i had to say some DICK will say "cool story bro" an they laugh an im like ...........fuck you

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:10pm
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:58am
CamBam. Says:

It's worse when people say that to debunk some knowledge you just dropped. Don't try to discredit my life changing discoveries just because I'm high and you're an asshole!

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:30am
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:28am
chubbz Says:
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:29am
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:42am
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:47am

My brother just said it to me -___- ftb

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:17pm
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:32am
sopunika Says:

Yeah those people are assholes. The other one i hate is "omg, youre so bad at controlling yourself when youre high". Uhm, i dont get high so i can sit there and control myslef.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:25am
Di3g0 Says:

my ex would allways pull that shit on me but hey thats why shes my ex ;]

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:38pm
Bekahtokes Says:
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:45pm
ghostman Says:

Your thoughts may not be able to change the world, but at least you can always experience and interpret them so they can change YOUR world.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 7:11pm
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 7:35pm
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 7:53pm
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 2:57am
Vivagaga Says:

i love this hahahahhahah
all my friends say it to me
all the fucking time

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 6:27pm
Klammydia Says:

I used to have one friend who said this allllll the time but that nigga wouldn't ever talk or contribute positively, that guy went on to rape his girlfriend

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 3:33am

Never hear that cuz I keep talking n.n

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 6:53am
xhazardous Says:

What a buzzkill it is! Luckily I don't hear it often in my group of friends, either they don't care or we smoke lol.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 10:36am

I remember when a straight edge friend of mine told me to shut up for using "stoner logic" on a perfectly valid point, I turned to him and solemnly said,

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible- Jew, Gentile, black men, white…

We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each others’ happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls; has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind.

We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery ,we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in man; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.

Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.

To those who can hear me, I say “Do not despair.”

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Soldiers! Don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder!

Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men—machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have a love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate!

Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.

Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!

In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it’s written “the kingdom of God is within man”, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power.

Let us all unite.

Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill their promise. They never will!

Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people!

Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance!

Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness.

Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

He didn't know what to say at the end of that, and I said, how's that for stoner logic, hahaha.

Then I laughed, very stoned.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 6:22pm
Klammydia Says:

But there is a point where you need to sit back say "shiiiiit, I'm too high to be explaining shit right now" and then start laughing hysterically

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 7:11pm
praesul Says:

i understand tht pain and frustration

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 2:28am
Scheisse Says:

id be like "shut up, you're not high!"