Dominoes: Hi thanks for calling Dominoes
Me: hello?
Dominoes: Hello
Me: hey
Dominoes: Haha...Ahhh, Can I take your order?
Me: sure...
Dominoes: ....When ever you are ready
Me: o...yea, can i get it now?
Dominoes: Well we will try but I meant when ever you are ready, you can order
Me: o...ok, never mind I'll call later
Dominoes: No problem, I understand

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Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:19am


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:00am
toxin9 Says:

This is like the best thing ever :DD

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 2:12am

''ha weed in da crib'' best tag ever

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:55pm
baiaotou Says:
Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:39pm

Ahaha, seriously I like it more each time I read it :D

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:23am
britney Says:
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 7:07am
ppppppp Says:
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 7:35am

I bet he felt amazing after getting that call! I wish i could get calls that funny and amazing!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 7:38am
HighDane Says:

hahaha the dude was probably just as stoned as you..

Oh, and btw. though koalas seem cute they can be deadly! Just saying...

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:26pm
britt213 Says:

I used to work at hungry howies. and i just got to work blazed as hell. and was punching in when i got a call for an order and this dude was fucking high as hell... is order took me 10 min cuz we were just laughing at each other lol.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:36am
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:40am
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:41am
ikronic Says:

dude me and my bro just cracked up at that ahagahaha

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 9:39am
thcc123 Says:

STORY OF MY LIFE! I always mess up my orders.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 10:34am
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 10:50am
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:41pm
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 3:37pm

it happens to every1! haha i called mcdonalds once tryin to order a pizza lmao

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 1:11pm
wied420 Says:

How the fuck do you know the number to McDonald's?!?

Are they in the phone book?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 1:21pm

i know!!! if there's a mcdonalds delivery number i need to know about it! someone hook me up!

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:46am

its 911...but only if its an emergency:)

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 1:52am
funkymonk Says:

you could search it online. but i have no clue how this guy remembered the number for mcdonalds and couldnt remember all those catchy pizza phone numbers

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 6:32pm

Those fine folks down at the Dominoes Pizzaria have the patience and understanding of a saint. God bless them, every one...

...and bless their Early Week Pick-Me-Up Deal, offering you any large 3-topping inspired pizza for just $7.99!! HOLY sheep shit! what a great deal!

P.S. Dominoes, I expect a free large pizza with extra pepperoni, sausage, and olives delivered to my door for this shameless plug.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 1:40pm
JRWilliams Says:

i like the way holy sheep shit just rolls off the tongue

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:51pm

hahaha yeah thats a little half-life reference

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 7:27pm
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:00pm

Literally just laughed out loud for like 5 minutes, amazing

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:55pm
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 9:44pm
Ezz Says:
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:44am
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 11:39am
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:24pm
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 1:39pm

i have read this highdea like 10 times and im still laughing my asss off

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 1:49pm
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 1:51pm

hahaha this post reminded me of this funny video

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:57pm

yeah... farts are HILARIOUS.... (this should be read in a sarcastic tone of voice)

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 2:14pm

Hahah sounds like me at Chickfila the other day. I was waiting for my order to be done and they called someone before me. But I thought they were calling my order because It was similar to what I got. I asked them if it was mine, and they said something, but I was too busy looking at the amazing food in front of me, and I asked them what number it was. I then stand there for about two minutes looking at my receipt to find out which number I was with the lady at the counter just staring at me. Turns out they don't have a number calling system... She just laughed at me. Haha

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 2:51pm

i asked my mom if i could have some cash to order a pizza (i was high as shit) she says yes of course and gives me her credit card, me not knowing of the previous advances in technology, was flabberghasted and had her explain to me how i can get a pizza with a piece of plastic. im 15, she is 46

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:12pm
sirwaddles Says:
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:13pm
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:20pm

shoulda orderd a large "special pizza" hahha

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:29pm
Spankzz Says:

I actually work at Dominos, get calls like this all the time especially later on a saturday or sunday night at like 1130-130.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:56pm
tytyleo Says:

haha i'm sitting in the computer lab at my school trying not to completely bust out laughing at this

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:24pm

That's what it's like when I try and answer my mom when she asks what I want for dinner!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:32pm

LOL I love how the pizza guy goes "I understand" xD

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:26pm
Munky Says:
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:32pm
pebbles Says:
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 7:38pm
hippiechic Says:

Lmao,wow...just wow. I'd be hesitant to call them back haha

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 9:32pm
Purpbowlz Says:
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 10:54pm
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 11:31pm
k.i.d.s Says:

how many times i've either dialed the wrong pizza number or was undecided when i called is too high,

i can relate.