I went out to my car to smoke a small bowl because I needed a break from sitting at a desk for a bit. Well I took a hit and my fucking boss walks by along with several of my clients and they see me and wave. So I have a heart attack and just pokerface my way through an awkward wave while I try not to cough. Once they left eyesight, I exhaled out the window, sprayed some Old Spice, and went back to my desk with a nice little buzz. Thought you'd enjoy that little anecdote.