Oh good, my lighter is gone
dude thank god this is our last bowl
I'd rather spend this money on a book
I'd rather not wake and bake this morning
No thanks, I'll pass on that muffin
what's the point of trying to legalize?
Turn off this Sublime!
Slightly stoopid is stupid
The new cartoon network is better
I really just don't get hungry anymore
Grandmas boy is the dumbest movie ever
A close second is Anchorman
I'd rather do my homework than smoke this bowl
green is my least favorite color

please feel free to add.

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Fri, 05/24/2013 - 4:12pm


Wed, 09/12/2012 - 6:23am

"Weed sucks, let's move on to heroin"

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 12:18pm

"Its dangerous to smoke weed, I understand why it's illegal!"

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 5:07pm

thats fucking hilarious dude i always ask my friend ill be like so what do you wanna do and he'll be like heroin..haha i always say yeah fuck weed lets get some dirty H haha

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 9:00am
Sugarfreak Says:

"Why the fuck would you buy a kaleidoscope?!"

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 7:27am

"Look at all this weed, this will last us a week for sure."

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 8:17pm
Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:17pm
Skihigh_ Says:

'what's the point of trying to legalize?' I dono man Im not sure what kinda jobs you guys got but my bartenders wage couldnt afford taxed bud

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:00pm

You could grow legally- and since it isn't illegal it won't have blackmarket prices.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 6:29pm
Skihigh_ Says:
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 9:45pm
kyrule614 Says:

lol you wouldnt be able to grow legally. you think the governemnt would take that huge step in legalizing and then let us steal from them by growing ourself. think things through man

Sun, 06/16/2013 - 2:00am

What about Microbreweries? It's possible, there would just be permit fees and huge restrictions.

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 2:13am
TittySpit Says:

''It feels good having this dimebag of weed inside my ass right now, i cant wait to get past security and TSA so we can get on the plane and i can just shit it out into the toilet and flush it, effectively smuggling this weed through my ass for no reason atall''

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 12:49am

"I'd really prefer if we didn't hotbox the tent that we have set up in the backyard even though we told everyone that we're camping in the mountains this weekend."

(I'm actually doing that this summer. My stoner cousin and I are going to tell everyone that we're in New Hampshire or something to go camping, when in reality we'll be in his backyard. Greatest idea ever.)

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 12:47am

"I'm extremely unhappy with the amount of stack my peculator has"

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 8:09am
EndSeeker Says:

I just bought the new fall out boy cd

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 1:55pm

I shouldnt smoke before i go to sleep

Get me some of dat dirt weed

Orange juice sucks ass

You shouldnt play music

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 12:04pm
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 3:39am
AdamOest Says:

"This copy and pasted joke is a really good highdea"

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 9:39pm
Bassline Says:

After the climax, when the high is going away... yea, that's the best part..

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 10:30pm

Hmmm. My dealer is 5 minutes late. Oh well, tomorrow I guess.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 11:39pm
Cricket. Says:

I upvoted this, not only because of the highdea but because it says you were last seen 4 days 20 hours ago.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 10:04am
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 4:15pm

Man I've never getting high ever again

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 8:51pm
TheSabit Says:

ur picture. I think obama has the title now.

Tue, 05/28/2013 - 11:49pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajaauajahahahaa took me a while

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 4:17pm

"east coast weed is sooo much better than west coast"

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 4:18pm
Stephie Says:

I'm good bro I'm good I don't want to get bugged

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 4:35pm
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 4:46pm

"I love listening to Nickelback when im high"

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 10:03pm
TokeMe_WV Says:
Sat, 06/22/2013 - 8:32am
Thu, 08/15/2013 - 2:27am
beetis Says:
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 5:10pm

"Dude we should totally mix tobbaco with the weed!"

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 9:41am
LeStephan Says:

You conserve bud by rolling joints with tabbacco? I find that pretty hard to believe:P although compared to rolling pure joints sure, but since ive stopped smoking joints and started only smoking pure through bong or vaporizer my weed lasts me at least 4 times as long...maybe im doing something wrong though? :P

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 7:44pm

If we're talking about specifically smoking. I enjoy the act of actually smoking (as opposed to vaporizing), if conservation was my only goal I'd vape and do nothing else.

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 7:45pm

And by the way, since everyone doesn't seem to know... 'tobacco'. Not tabbaco or tabaco or tabbacco. Don't reinforce the stereotype, friends.

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 3:42am

Ooh! Got downvoted. My bad, someone butthurt for no reason or something?

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 8:05am
Tue, 05/28/2013 - 12:43am
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 6:18pm
OzTalmor Says:

No thanks Im not thirsty
thanks Im not hungry

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 4:12pm
KleverKat Says:
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 7:04pm
O.Viola Says:

"I'd take tobacco over weed ANY day!"

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 8:20pm
Baked_Lays Says:
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 10:42pm
AJisChill Says:
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 11:31pm

The funniest thing about some of these comments is that I had a stoner friend who said a couple of these things. Like, "Dude we should totally mix tobbaco with the weed!"...and, "I shouldnt smoke before i go to sleep."

Suffice to say, I'm glad I'm not friends with that tool anymore. For someone who smoked daily he sure was a selfish greedy fuck.

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 2:26am
B-ez Says:

What is the point of legalizing? I have never sought permission to pursue my happiness.

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 10:21am

I figured out that your kid cudi... Huge fan man ik you don't want people knowing and all, ( that's why you have the sneaky stealth account) but I have to let you know I figured it out I'm from the cpt area if your ever Tryna blow it dowwn my doo. Peacce y'all much love when's the next record album?.

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 12:50am
B-ez Says:

I'm curious as to why you think that, and what evidence do you have to support your claim?

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 2:51pm

This is the last time I'm getting stoned before going to Taco Bell!

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 8:50pm
s.t.u.m.p. Says:

haha i think we all know about the shit we wouldn't say