Unlike white people, who have normal first names and weird-ass last names (like Ted Barlow), black people have weird-ass first names and normal last names (Sha'queentia Davis). Having a normal first name and a normal last name (like Mike Davies) suggests that the person might be a redneck, like George W. Bush. And if you have both a stupid first and last name, please move back to Europe.

I find this hilarious and I'm completely sure why... Oh, and it's equally offensive to everyone, so douche along all you little trolls.



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Thu, 07/21/2011 - 1:24am

You know what, PLEASE don't upvote this