I finally figured out how to make my dick 12 inches. Fold it in half.

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Sat, 07/23/2011 - 2:00am


Sat, 07/16/2011 - 1:55am
wazzzup Says:
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:04am
n3rd Says:

Lolz yea it sounds like a frozen carrot. :@ Not fun 8/

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:01pm

length is nothing if you still have a needle dick

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:50am
BedIsABed Says:

word on the street is that they call him "The Injector"

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 11:16pm
McHIGHver Says:

I think you are holding the ruler on the wrong side of your magnifying glass

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 11:52pm
Sat, 07/23/2011 - 3:03pm
BadMitch Says:
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:10am
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:40pm
BadMitch Says:
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 3:32pm
McHIGHver Says:
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:43am
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:09pm
BadMitch Says:

a trap for who? BadMitch will never be fooled.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:21am
high_demo Says:

"only thing that is going to get trapped is my hot spray." -your highness... as close to direct quote as i could get.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 3:56am

It is pretty sad that you just now realized the 12 is half of 24. Big dick no brains, ill stick with my 8 and be smart enough to really please a date.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 4:33pm
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:42pm

My dick is 3 inches... FROM THE GROOOOOUND

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 8:10pm
Smithhy Says:

Must feel weird having to wind up your dick so it fits in your pants