1. Is that a cop?
2. Is that an undercover cop?

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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:43pm


Sun, 06/10/2012 - 11:48am
Bud'sWiser Says:

i smoke THEN drive I never smoke and drive, it is just too risky. Once you are high it doesn't matter there is no way they they can tell if you take the proper precautions- Eyedrops, make sure the car doesn't smell, etc...

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:43pm

i know right. i never go out with weed on me or with people do have shit on them cause that is way to risky man. unless your going camping or something and need to take some herbicals. but otherwise, just smokatoke at home before activities.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:00pm
nurplette Says:

haha I smoke and drive, not a very paranoid smoker I guess. Cops here don't care very much. We were parked and hot boxing once, and some police pulled up beside us and asked what we were doing. There was a bong in plain view on the back seat and I had some weed on a CD case right on my lap. I forget what we told 'em, but they drove away without doing anything.

I think I'm just at the "I'm invincible and nothing bad could ever happen to me" stage of my life :)

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:18pm

I'm not a paranoid smoker either! The weird thing is though whenever I'm not high I get paranoid as fuck sometimes, but when I'm stoned, never. Everyone always tells me if you're paranoid don't smoke weed cause it'll make it worse. For me it actually makes it better.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:59pm
HotBoxer Says:

until you get a DUI......kind of fucks you over in this society.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:01pm

so no fly rides? damn, thats a long page in my stoner resume.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:34pm
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:16pm

fuck that. smoke and drive all day. just don't be a dumbass

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 3:13am
kyrule614 Says:

yup, nothin better with the windows down n my smoking CD playing, preferably around dusk

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:27am
GreenJohn Says:

Bowl cruising is a great time. But not if your with the wrong people.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:57pm

You can somehow always convince yourself that it's a cop, but hey, at least that makes you drive safe

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:30pm

I have blazed and then driven my parents around and they never noticed a thing. As long as you don't do anything stupid and are halfway decent at driving then its all good

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:17pm
LitJohnson Says:

All i think when i'm driving.. "damn she fine"

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:35pm
fdsh Says:

I can spot cops like their nothing fuck cops

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:07pm
JBMons Says:
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:44pm

Should have added an older persons car ;) lol

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:35pm
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:07am
og3nitch Says:

thought number three
3. where the fuck am i?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:28am
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:35am
d4y2l0 Says:

hahahahaha except for girls they cant drive for shit either way

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:40am
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:20am

If I'm smoking and driving, you'll only catch me with a pre-rolled blunt or j. Something that can be easily discarded in case the pigs come sniffing around. If there's no marijuana in the car, there's no way you're getting into any kind of trouble. Learned that the hard way..

Whenever I leave the house with herb, I always leave with the mindset of entering shark-infested waters.

Dislike the police.

But goddamnit do not underestimate them.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:29am
GreenJohn Says:
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:36am
GoAskAlice Says:
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 9:53pm

I have smoked and drove at the same time with some dumb people in my teen years but i think its the most stupid thing in the world to do i literally think people just do itto show other drivers/pedestrians like"hey, look at me, i am a pothead who also makes really dumb mistakes. ,you can get stopped by a cop and definitely without a doubt get caught there is no way to get out of that seriously., and i think if you smoke ,put in eye drops, and then drive ,reduces your chances to soo much of getting stopped by a cop and driving away free. call me a wuss if you want ,but i'm not sitting in a jail cell for smoking weed in a car or having it on me ,i like to keep mines concealed almost no one knows imma pothead lol .

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:39pm
GreenWitch Says:

1. Am I driving too slow?
2. Do my hands shake on the steering wheel like this when I'm not high?

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 3:48am
Joe_Momma Says:
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:08am
ErikM Says:

Woo hoo! number 420. and this is me all the time

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:07pm
shazzzaaa Says:

So true done this many times! or i end up freeking out if the music is too loud...

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:28am
im_cheezin Says:
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:37pm

Got pulled over while high for the first time a while ago...had weed in the car (stupid but I was going camping) and by some miraculous twist of fate the trooper who pulled me over happened to be chill as fuck and a super nice guy, and let me off with a warning. Biggest buzzkill ever, AVERTED! Guess he didn't wanna be ruining my camping trip :D
My advice if you DO get pulled over, admit what you did wrong (in my case I realized I was speeding just as I passed the guy), apologize, be polite and hope for the best. Maybe the weed gods will smile on you and you'll get lucky :)

Mon, 07/09/2012 - 2:04pm
cdo3 Says:

do it all the time, then i start thinking of ideas of how to hide my stuff ha

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:48pm
Yayaloohoo Says:

Ridin dirty? dont be a dumbass & fuck cops lol until youre hotboxing and the front lights go out while you're passing one, get pulled over for your car being a bitch at the wrong time. ugh , thankfully that cop felt bad for me cause I was late for work. Fuck cops and hope your car doesnt fuck you up.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:53am

Espically at night at my bro,Fuck Da Police R.I.P Eazy E

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:30pm
Xion Says:

I have another thought:
3. Shitttttt Breaking is trippy as fuck

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 12:38am

Everytime I'm walking around stoned with friends I think there are undercover cops everywhere. Apparently they all have the same license plate.

Sat, 01/05/2013 - 5:28am
jmonasmith Says:
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:27pm

Thought number 3. 4. & 5.
Was that siren a cop following me or was that just my music?
Wait.. was THAT just my music??
Even though it's still the same song... I'm pretty sure that siren was outside of my car, behind me...

thought number 6.
Did the guy in that car next to me just look at me weird? He knows I'm high. He's going to call the cops on me!!

Thu, 04/18/2013 - 10:10pm
Bdubbster Says:

every time i smoke and drive i think that every car is a cop
a mack truck being no exception

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 11:03pm
Tropix Says:

Yea, I'm always on alert when driving high and notice more cops than I usually would, therefore making me more careful and safer. In other words, driving high makes me act safer than driving sober.

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 1:17am
Tropix Says:

Damn guys, I saw so many cops on the road yesterday while driving high with a car full of people and I was tripping out. Turns out a cop was watching us smoke in the movie theater parking lot, then when we noticed him and started to leave, then he began to follow us, so my friend and I both left the theater in separate ways, high as shit, scared as fuck.... Needless to say a very similar situation just happened to me about 20 minutes ago and I just got home a few minutes ago and am still a bit sketched out and really high. 0.0

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 1:18am
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Thu, 06/13/2013 - 1:19am
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