What exactly is a platypus?

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Mon, 05/13/2013 - 12:08pm


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Sat, 09/24/2011 - 12:34pm
Per1phery Says:

On a scale one to platypus, its a one.
But its a mammal that lays eggs... has a bill, swims, the eggs are the size of your thumbnail, ummmmm they're also poisonous.
Thats all I know about platypuses, hope I was able to shed some light.

 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 3:06pm
highguy73 Says:
 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 4:12pm

Only when it's plural. We're talkin singular here, dude. Not to be a dick.

 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 4:52pm
AJisChill Says:

actually taylor said platypuses, not to be a dick.

 
 
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 2:42pm
 
 
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 11:18pm
gooningoon Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 4:31am
EverWonder Says:

Thanks for the free weed link, Dick. Lol

 
 
Sun, 05/19/2013 - 10:37pm
 
 
Sat, 09/24/2011 - 12:45pm
Trenzor Says:

Oh well thank you for answering that question of mine. I am glad you were here to fill me in because i am obviously unknowledgeable on the topic of the platypus. How are they poisonous is the real question now? do the spit venom? Is the poison on its skin?

Who knows!?!?! ;)

 
 
Sat, 09/24/2011 - 1:51pm

The males have spur like things on their back legs that are full of venom lol :)

 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 4:15pm

Is it only the males? I never heard that.

 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 4:14pm

They actually have this little thorn on the back of there foot that if scratched or jabbed with will poison you.

 
 
Sun, 09/25/2011 - 2:16am
Trenzor Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 11:04am

Only the males are, the venom comes from their hind lengs

 
 
Mon, 09/26/2011 - 3:43pm
BGSU420 Says:

Is it possible to have one for a pet is an even better question?

 
 
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 2:07pm

i dont think the females are im pretty sure its just the males :) and it's illegal to own one lol. bu they weeds illegal too didnt stop us :) I think it'd be awesome to own one! that and a hedgehog i want one soo bad!

 
 
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 2:34pm

If you want an awesome pet look into Sugar Gliders.

 
 
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 11:18pm
Trenzor Says:
 
 
Sat, 04/06/2013 - 4:32am

No dogg its all about the honey badgers, they don't give a FUCK!

 
 
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 2:26pm
AdamOest Says:

Phineas and Ferb best watch out for the feds

 
 
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 10:50pm
 
 
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 11:39pm
Nemo-Bakin Says:

A monotreme, the inferior mammals! :D

 
 
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 11:43pm
Tropix Says:

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Tue, 05/14/2013 - 2:43pm
 
 
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 11:43pm
Tropix Says:

^ that's just a small slice of Pi for ya....

 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 1:13am
 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 7:07am
EndSeeker Says:
 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 10:24am

haha nice Fat princess reference endseeker!

 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 10:02pm
 
 
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 10:34pm

the only mammal in the world that sweats milk... not kidding, look it up

 
 
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 1:34am
arealhiguy Says:

Back on Noah's ark, when all the animals were sitting there, hanging out, thinking "What in the fuck is going on here?", a beaver got kind of horny, and got it one with a duck. And now he have Platapi, which is the plural spelling for the word, "Platypus".

Amean

 
 
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 11:44pm
Kal.420 Says:

This isn't original i don't think... especially since i said this myself today. I believe the rest was already stolen and said all math word problems went like this: On a scale of 1 to 17, what is a platypus? Purple, because clowns don't fly.

I'm so damn confused how this site runs. I've no problem with it being popular, but why is stolen material more funny than original stuff?

I guess because it was stolen so it must have been funny to at least one person... carry on!

 
 
Thu, 05/16/2013 - 4:06am
TooYoung Says:

This site died long ago.

This isn't even an HighDea, or an idea for that matter.

Most of the posts have been like this, even ones with 100+'s

Move on with life. This place has been saturated.

 
 
Fri, 05/17/2013 - 1:27am
Maniatiko Says:
 
 
Fri, 06/07/2013 - 4:05am