when they always start with, "so it was dark and I was smoking some weed"


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:34pm

I totally saw this ghost one time!
Alright so, I was smokin some crack right (Gotta love that Tina)
And it was super dark, and then BAM!
Motherfuckin ghost, in this alley where I'm smokin crack.
So I'm like;
So I stabbed the ghost like 18 times in it's neck and head.
And I looked back, an woah.
The ghost changed back into a regular hobo, and it was like, choking on it's ghost blood.
So I just ran away...
I'm glad that ghost wont bother anyone else.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 8:47pm

I hate when ghosts interrupt my crack time.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:57am
BlazedDino Says:

That was fucking awesome dude, at first i was all like crack wtf? and then it just got hilarious, definately deserved an upvote

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:05am
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:07am
skate9494 Says:
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:10am
yoinkie Says:

was that a true story asks the monkey

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:19am

"was that a true story asks the monkey" says the yoinkie

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:53am
Gogojr1 Says:

" 'was that a true story asks the monkey' says the yoinkie" comments ThatNiggaMarino.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:32am
thcc123 Says:

This whole convo made me laugh so hard! Hahah!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 2:21am

That is a 100% true story.
Certified 'n Verified.


Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:39am
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:20am

So I found this old HTC HD2 I left in my drawer for a year or so and decided, even though I don't have phone service, this phone could still be pretty bad ass.
Well, lo and behold; I'll never be bored again. I loaded this bitch up with mad games and filled the mp3 player with that raw ass Bone Thugs.
Getting high on the go just got more interesting.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:55am
Gogojr1 Says:

listening to 1st of the month as i read this !!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 2:01am

hell yeah, bro
i was just jamming fo tha love of money
that's my shittttt

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 2:26am
Gogojr1 Says:

Days of our livez playing right now as i smoke this joint and its relaxing as fuck man.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 2:58am
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:50am
swinefluze Says:

i honestly laughed out laud..probably just woke everybody up

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 2:01am
SpoofBomb Says:

Alright so I was smokin some Sour D(super high) and drivin down this street that was a little ways from an elementry school. And like Mr. Funnystoner said, BAM there was a ghost......well a family of ghosts. And thats usually the catch. People are like "Dude, there is never a family of ghosts just walking down the street at three in the morning." But little did they know......of course there are fucking ghosts at three in the morning. We tripped the fuck out and sped away. They were all wearing white and there were five of em. In the middle there was a little girl that was being swung by the arms by her "parents". Come to find out..........a little girl died at the elementry school.............We need Danny Phantom

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 2:05am

Dude, I was hitting my bong and I went to make an omellete. Well, my garage is adjacent to my kitchen and I heard some rumblin' in the garage.
Being the stoned, fearless hero that I am, I checked it out. As soon as I turned on the light, the huge black, cloudy figure flew to the ceiling, then flew from left to right as if looking for a way out until it somehow looked at my and saw the door as it's only exist so it flew right at me and bumrushed me out of the door way. I FELT THIS THING GO THROUGH ME, NIGGA, IT WAS INSIDE ME
it went by and through my fast enough to flutter my hair pretty roughly so it there was no way I was trippin

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 2:20am

Literally the funniest thing I have seen all day.
I was close to tears, I had no clue what was going on in the story and then, once I read the aforemetioned sentence, I truly 'Laughed My Fucking Ass Off'

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:13am
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Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:40pm

What in the fucking fuck is your problem?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:41pm

"When he were being in order to obtain your recording given back, your house may charm your lording it over understanding that would certainly postpone the test."

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:36am

I'd believe you... if i were high and it was dark right now.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 10:59am
NicNac Says:

I have a Ganja Ghost in my room that moves my lighter to the SAME spot everytime i smoke... but i've never seen it before.... No lie.