My apologies to those who despise FML

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Submitted by Yes_We_Cannabis on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:34pm

But I found this one hilarious:

"I had a parent teacher conference with my 8 year-old son.
He had written "Chuck Norris" as the answer to every question on his test."

My kids will write "Morgan Freeman". Cause his voice is just melodic.
Why isn't he our president yet?

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Mon, 09/19/2011 - 4:58pm

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Mon, 09/19/2011 - 10:53am

Metrev Says:

charlie sheen wins 10x more than that old actor.

Mon, 09/19/2011 - 12:49pm

yoinkie Says:

What has Charlie Sheen won at recently? Correct me if im wrong, but in the last year hes been addicted to drugs, doing dirty scallies hoes, and getting fired from a hit TV show. Just because he throws around a catch phrase "winning" doesnt mean hes winning at anything.

Chuck Norris on the other hand has been winning since before you were born.

Mon, 09/19/2011 - 2:38pm

E-Hox Says:

He wins sales on all his t-shirts and other products promoting his catch phrases that people buy. Unfortunately.

Mon, 09/19/2011 - 3:10pm

k4y14hhh Says:

Actually, he bangs seven gram rocks and finishes them. The stuff he was on would make Mick Jagger look like a droopy-eyed armless child. Do you see Charlie looking like a droopy-eyed armless child?! He also has the blood of a tiger as well as that of Adonis. Charlie IS a drug. If you try it once, though, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. I'd take Charlie over Chuck any day. Chuck is a religious, conservative bastard.

Mon, 09/19/2011 - 4:44pm

BrainArt Says:

Are you being serious? I think its stupid how people think hes cool. Like really people follow celebrities on the dumb shit they do and ignore all the other important issues. Just fall in line and blindly agree with the man on t.v. and why do you defend him? would he defend you? Probably not.

Mon, 09/19/2011 - 10:29pm

k4y14hhh Says:

Mr. Literal over here...

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 1:54am

Babynoahbzzz Says:

chuck norris was winning before chuck norris was born

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 10:15pm

CANPackie Says:

At least we can all agree Bruce Lee can kill Chuck Norris as done before.

Mon, 09/19/2011 - 11:46am

SpaceTimeTravel Says:

...I wonder how tasty a hamburger on a stick woud be...
Hmmm

Mon, 09/19/2011 - 2:39pm

coconuthead Says:

Well sir, I believe it would have the same quality of taste as a hamburger unattached to a stick, unless this so called "stick" was burnt which would give the hamburger a smokey, distinct taste which may or may not correspond with your tastebuds.