Submitted by Don_Johnson420 on Sat, 07/30/2011 - 1:48pm
She hates confrontation so whenever she accuses me of doing drugs, she beats around the bush and never outright says "Are you high?" or anything like that. One day she found me on the couch watching T.V. and my eyes were so squinty and red. In her sneaky/bitchy way she asks
"Wow, you don't look so good. Are you feeling alright?"
"Don't worry I'm fine mom, I'm actually just really high"