She hates confrontation so whenever she accuses me of doing drugs, she beats around the bush and never outright says "Are you high?" or anything like that. One day she found me on the couch watching T.V. and my eyes were so squinty and red. In her sneaky/bitchy way she asks
"Wow, you don't look so good. Are you feeling alright?"
"Don't worry I'm fine mom, I'm actually just really high"

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Sun, 07/31/2011 - 12:32am
space_ham Says:
 
 
Wed, 09/04/2013 - 12:03pm

Why would you call your mom sneaky or bitchy? You sound like a wonderful son.

 
 
Wed, 09/04/2013 - 1:38pm
AJisChill Says:

You make assumptions about another person's mother? What if she is bitchy/sneaky...you should be ashamed!!

 
 
Wed, 09/04/2013 - 6:21pm
mojoisdope Says:

some ppl just don't have a fucking clue how somebody else's parents really are. my mom down right is a bitch when she bitches, but you can't think that or say that about her because she doesn't do it to you. hell, i'm a bitch for bitchin on here. we need to realize when it comes to describing people, it's nothing but opinions, and we shouldn't give a fuck.

 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 3:50am
 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 10:27am
AJisChill Says:
 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 12:34pm
pas5dabud Says:
 
 
Wed, 09/04/2013 - 11:46pm
 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 8:57am
AJisChill Says:

Your mom likes to beat around your bush? heh

 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 12:35pm
pas5dabud Says:
 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 12:36pm
pas5dabud Says:

Dude, i would never have the balls to straight up say that. you brave son of a bitch

 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 4:51pm

Now that we're adults my mom's cool with us smoking in front of her. We're as smart as we're going to get.

 
 
Fri, 09/06/2013 - 8:41pm
LavaLamps Says:
 
 
Wed, 09/11/2013 - 12:10am
bdaboi Says:
 
 
Fri, 09/13/2013 - 8:40am

Dude you look like you've been hit by a car. Do you need me to call an ambulance?

 
 
Fri, 09/06/2013 - 9:14am
H3ForLife Says:

I really just wanna know how many stories like this are actually true....if it's true, you're a badass..I'd deny I've ever smoked weed to my mom even if she caught me with 2 blunts in my mouth

 
 
Fri, 09/06/2013 - 2:26pm

i smoke with my entire family during our jew events!! yay for matzah balls

 
 
Fri, 09/06/2013 - 7:29pm

Then she beat the living fuck out of you, right? My mom wouldve just straight attacked me like a fuckin mma fighter. Well she wouldve if I was small but now a days she would just call the cops on me. Funny post though.

 
 
Sat, 09/07/2013 - 8:58am
Warllen Says:

hahahahaha u must hav been really really high... dude u snitched on urself before your mom could, in her bitchy ways, beat around the bush

 
 
Sat, 09/07/2013 - 8:58am
Warllen Says:

hahahahaha u must hav been really really high... dude u snitched on urself before your mom could, in her bitchy ways, beat around the bush

 
 
Sat, 09/07/2013 - 9:02am
Warllen Says:

hahahahaha u must hav been really really high... dude u snitched on urself before your mom could, in her bitchy ways, beat around the bush

 
 
Sun, 09/08/2013 - 12:59pm

Reminds me of the first time I was honest with my mom about it. My roommate had just gotten home from work so we smoked in my room, and went to the kitchen for food. My mom saw us grubbing and said "munchies much?" my roommate was like "I've been working all day!" and my mom looks me in my red eyes and asked what I had been doing all day so I was like "smoking weed." she just laughed at me, haha.