Buzzed- everything is a bit more beautiful, you're overall pretty happy. Easily hidden.
High- everything begins to get more interesting. Chill as hell. You have to work to hide it.
Stoned- you begin to think about the origins of life, size of atoms, and the definition of being happy. Hard to hide, but can be hidden by a pro.
Baked-you find out that gravity isn't real and discover a new use for toes. The next door neighbor knows you aren't sober.

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Tue, 02/25/2014 - 8:58am


Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:20pm
AJisChill Says:

One of the few Highdeas I really like, haha. Agreed, you could go farther with it tho. :)

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:25pm
weed207 Says:

I'll do that tomorrow. Haha. Thanks bro

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:28pm
stoner1022 Says:

I find this very true! I usually get stoned just because I like to think deeply about everything in life.

Mon, 02/24/2014 - 4:35pm

I think the next step would be Vegetable, when you're so couch-locked that even blinking takes more effort than it should.

Mon, 02/24/2014 - 6:09pm

Dabbing puts you at that state. But blinking isn't the problem, its keeping your eyes open.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 3:28am

Reverse blinking: Showing the whites of your eyes every few seconds to let everyone know you're not dead yet.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 7:14pm
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 7:16pm
Sat, 09/20/2014 - 7:52pm
DarNguyen Says:

This just made me laugh until dinosaurs re-exist.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 5:14pm

Dude, as I read this, I had just finished thinking about how fucking small atoms are and I guess I'm mostly writing this because I thought I should thank you for letting me know how stoned I was. haha

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 6:13pm
khsstonner Says:

You could also add how many bong rips/joints it takes till you reach each level

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 7:43pm
Tue, 02/25/2014 - 11:12pm
stelio Says:

there's a type of stoned ive encountered, it's been called cave stoned/caveman stoned. and it's just the point youre no longer functional. sit there eyes half closed and mouth slacking open. movement is just a crazy dream.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 2:08pm
TenaciousD Says:
Sat, 09/20/2014 - 7:57pm
DarNguyen Says:

I've been there. My body was completely irrelevant and in my head I was in space. I thought that we were all here on earth for gym class. We needed to grow and get stronger so that we can go back to space to fight aliens. We used to be gods and had been chosen to be a new race called demi-gods.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 6:47am
ninjatoker Says:
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 1:36am

Next level: fried - when you get baked, pass out high, dream high, and wake up... still high

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 10:41am
TenaciousD Says:

I miss that waking up high. It only happened to me when I was new at it.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 3:38am
UncleFrank Says:

I have one to add
Potato- the point where every response(if any) from you is 'hunh? ok.'. By now you are not even trying to hide being sober because no one sober orders $24 worth of Taco Bell.

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 10:43am
TenaciousD Says:

It only takes 3DownVotes to rid our site of these SPAMmers' comments.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 11:43pm

Lmao. Dude, thats actually kinda funny.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 2:01pm
DeetnBax Says:
Mon, 03/03/2014 - 9:56pm

This is a really cool system. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of atoms and shit.

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 10:13am

This is a great topic, let's all list our own. It's impossible for anyone to ever truly know what someone else experiences when high. We can only know how we experience it. So let's share our vocab and feelings here in the comments to not hijack weed207's great highdea.

"Just a little buzzed" - I don't describe myself ever as just buzzed, but if I didn't smoke enough or am coming down and asked I will describe myself as "just a little buzzed" to let everyone know I am not really high and we should smoke more if possible. I feel slightly relaxed and chill but anxious and unfulfilled. I am an active and fully functioning smoker, so this phase is basically a tease to me, but it does keep me a little more relaxed than normal.

High - I'm relaxed, forgetful, but still focused. I get scatterbrained but can also focus completely and do tasks if I concentrate. Music sounds like the background to my life at the moment. The sun shines brighter. Food tastes better. I can feel my stress and problems floating away as I realize how unimportant they are and how good life should be. I enjoy good tv/movies, but hate bad tv/movies and can't commit to anything that's not entertaining. I slow down about 25-50% and enjoy the little things, a cool breeze, an interesting cloud, a sweet looking tree, a moment to myself to listen to the world.

Baked - More of a indica high, I'm feeling like my body is on pain medication and my mind is floating and full of ideas and thoughts. I don't like to have to do anything at this stage and will usually opt out of anything I don't have to do. I space out listening to music or watching good tv/movies, or go for a walk or adventure into the great outdoors. I can waste entirely too much time on the internet or on bad ideas/tangents. I become the anti-normal uptight stressed out person that I normally am and become a way too spaced out slug. I usually only try to get baked when I have nothing to do for the rest of the day.

Stoney Baloney - This is basically my sativa version of Baked. It's a silly but active high where I tend to talk a lot and laugh a lot more. Usually around friends when many people are smoking lots and having fun. This is my preferred high, but I won't be productive for the rest of the day or early the next day, because I will be staying up late and sleeping way in.

Too High - Let's all admit this happens and that if abused, like pretty much anything in life, it is not a good thing. Edibles are usually the culprit, as it's hard to measure how much you are taking, especially since it takes time to set in. Sometimes kill bud and steamrollers, vaporizers, and bongs can put me here too. Slow motion used to set in my first year or so when I would smoke too much. Paranoia of the uncontrollable and unnecessary variety creep in. Pretty much no matter how warm it is I will usually get the chills so bad my teeth chatter and I physically shake. I may have to concentrate on my breathing or exactly what I'm doing to not "lose it", although I don't know what that means because I've never experience it, but I fear that I can when I'm in that state. It's hard to talk, sometimes impossible to speak even a word, for minutes or hours, which seem like hours and days. The only way out is by waiting it out and trying to find a way to set my mind at ease doing something familiar.

Those are my stages, anyone else?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 2:13pm
TenaciousD Says:
Fri, 03/07/2014 - 1:52am
poony2014s Says:

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Tue, 03/18/2014 - 10:52am
TenaciousD Says:

"I'm going to read this. I'll be sure to come back. thanks for sharing. and also This article gives the light in which we can observe the reality."

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Thu, 03/13/2014 - 12:08am

This could not be more true. Im dying hahahah

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 10:54pm
theoisacat Says:

that was me in class
, so stoned i was staring at my feet the whole time wondering why we wore shoes

Sun, 03/13/2016 - 2:35pm
kushcodein Says:

when you are baked to the point you just have to close your eyes to control the thinking