I wish someone would open a restaurant called "I Don't Care". that way I could take my girlfriend somewhere she wants to go.

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 9:14pm


Mon, 04/25/2011 - 9:19pm
austinC Says:

haha and the resturant can serve what you like. glad to be the first comment on yoinkies highdea haha -_-

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:26am
Luc1d Says:

Why do so many highdeas people love to suck this yoinkie guys dick?

This "highdea" isnt even original......

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:50am
drumtime Says:

am i the only one sitting here waiting to see what kind of shit's gonna go down right after this guy dissed yoinkie...?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:58am
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:00am
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:26pm
Dtj41 Says:
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:01pm
Luc1d Says:

haha yoink-dog......i wasnt trying to tug on your nuts homie. i just found it funny how people love you so much here.

i wasnt hating.....but that 50 page long rant was like whoa....really.....dont care for haters? people who dont care definitley make gigantic rants on the internet....makes sense.

in conclusion you just seem like a weird internet guy

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:12pm
yoinkie Says:

Haha, dude that took me about 2 minutes to write. 2 minutes is worth it to own clowns. But I agree with your conclusion, I am a weird internet guy haha.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:44pm
fAaDeD Says:

im pretty sure youre getting asked this a lot, buuuuuuut, are you done with the stories? cause im not sure you finished your last story :/ DOES HE FIND ZEE KIDS?!

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:43pm
Fish.Stick Says:

Your friend texted you that? Lol. Sounds like a funny guy/gal.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:17pm

Lmao, ialways respond "i dont care" then once someone mentions something i start thinking && i realize what im really hungry for,


Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:49am

they could have the "don't give a fuck" lunch special

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 8:28am
G37J4K3D Says:
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:22pm

funniest thing ive read all day, another genius highdea coming from our very own yoinkie!

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 7:22pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! this is so funny cause its so true. ive had that conversation so many times. we ended up making a system where i would pick 3 places and she would choose from there

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:07pm
meowow Says:
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:18pm

Lmao there actually is a restaurant called I Don't Care in my town...

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:20pm
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:23pm

I just saw your comment too and i know what you're thinking lol, but I'm from Indiana.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:54pm
neff_head Says:

well thats probably why. Honestly. Who gives a shit about Indiana

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:48pm
Coyote336 Says:

haha nothing can ever make me laugh out loud, but that comment somehow managed to.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:19pm

This is facebook status worthy


Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:19pm

I always say "I don't care." Every time.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:35pm

I always say "It's up to you." Hahaha.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:51pm

98% of the time, "It's up to you" is what follows my initial "I don't care." Hahah. =]

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 8:36am

i never been on a date :/ shit suckss. haha so i've only had this experience with my mom haha pathetticc. ( im 19)

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:39pm

Not pathetic! You'll have many a chance to annoy a guy with indecisiveness in time. =]

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:10pm
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:20pm

there's a restaurant called that in omaha, nebraska!

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:22pm
yoinkie Says:

holy cow, your right!


hahahaha, man that is awesome. The owner of this bar sounds like an awesome person.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:46pm

My town had a restaurant called "I Don't Care Grille" and we would always make jokes like this. But, it was a dirty place so it went out of business... With a name like that, who would have thought?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:49am

Not trying to be a buzz kill but this is stolen from Demetri Martin.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 6:26pm
yoinkie Says:

Link? Also, seeing that there is a restaurant called this, you never thought that maybe 2 different people had the same thought? That you had to jump to and say its 'stolen'? And no link provided?

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 3:42am

Lol why'd you get so defensive when I said it's stolen?
Is it because you know it's stolen and you don't want to look bad?
Lol I wasn't trying to make you mad.
Besides every fucking highdeas that you conjure up becomes popular anyway

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 2:16am
Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:35pm

Yeah thats who it is. sorry i thought it was demetri martin. Both great comedians though

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:52pm

Demetri's okay, but in my opinion he can't touch Daniel.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:25pm
sudahi51 Says:
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:49am
drumtime Says:
Wed, 04/27/2011 - 2:29pm

Yeah nice copy job, uncreative piece of crap. I saw this on comedy central so long ago.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 4:06pm

That's a little much, dude. Read the title of the highDEA. It was a text they received, it wasn't something they claimed they said. It's funny and not everybody's heard it before, anyway. We're all here to have a good laugh and that's what this highDEA did for a lot of us. What's with the hostility? Someone needs to smoke a bowl or two.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:26pm
sudahi51 Says:

ahahahahahaha thatd be my favorite place to eat. They could have the "I'm Not Even Hungry" meal

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:55am
los893 Says:
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:23am
Luc1d Says:

Why does everyone on this website love to suck this dudes dick??

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:31am

haha thats my girlfriends answer to everything

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:58am
Buddhatrip Says:

I love it how every 420 every pot head u know sends u a text sayi HAPPY 420 u pot head!!! Never failed to makes me smile

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 12:00pm
vivalaRAZA Says:

new homie ESAY B[> ----my BITCH-(eazy) sayz the same shiznit

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 12:25pm
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:05pm
Drewskii27 Says:
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:11pm

this is the best shit everrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!