he used his mom's dildo batteries for his xbox controller.

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Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:15pm


Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:50pm

hahahah, thats even filthier then hillary clinton doing power squats in a field of cucumbers.

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:35pm

hahahwowowowhahahahahahahahhahaha awowowowow made my life

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:09pm
TokeMe_WV Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 8:44pm
kupke420 Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:24am

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 3:26pm

i love how you cut out jimmy so we all know your plank lol ;'( childhood

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:38pm

aaaahahaha that hurt I just laughed so hard at this

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:58pm

i wonder how the conversation went when she realized the batteries were gone...

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:48pm

lmao you gotta do what you gotta do..its xbox, i mean come on.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 3:48pm
MoLTReZ Says:

naw fuck that thats why u use the rechargeable ones

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 6:59pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:24pm

Wait a second.... you're a hot stoner chick who also plays xbox? Damn, you're a miracle of God

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:19pm

lmfao i feel awkward now.. but thanks? c:

Sat, 07/30/2011 - 9:45am

theres even better on here,a stoner chick that plays xbox AND is a lesbian

inception music

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 3:46pm
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:35pm

my friends parents are swingers.
imagine how that went down.

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:07pm
Oopz024 Says:

That's xbox addiction taken to a whole 'nother level.

I hope that one day his controller batteries are missing and his mother has locked herself in her room with the Barry White playing.

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:12pm

the only thing that could make this situation more awkward if he found on those batteries in the dildo BUT the dildo was also part of a strapon. so many outcomes.

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:25pm
robear9 Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:39am
TheClyde Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:07pm
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:49am
robear9 Says:

Poor guy, he just doesn't know where fudge babies come from!!!

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:30pm
d_rick2010 Says:

i wonder how long the batteries lasted

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:08pm
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:37pm
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:59pm

Im not sure who's gonna be more pissed off in this situation. Either the mom when she finds out her dildos batteries are missing, or your friend when he finds out they're dead! ;)

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:11pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:28pm
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:51pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:49am
CH3ST3r Says:

Bayareahh420: Your avatar is pure comic truth! It's the kind of joke that makes you laugh like a demon.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 3:29pm

i dont know what to think. it that sorta laugh while shaking your head

Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:35pm

yes I agree. Not trying to offend anyone. Its kind of ironic

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:59pm

I call bs. Dildos dony use batteries they're just floppy cocks

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:29am
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 2:01pm
Oopz024 Says:

It could be worse, he could have been a wealth of dildo/vibrator knowledge. That would have caught me off guard for sure

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:41pm
BigMeesh Says:
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:23pm

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.... i wouldn't touch my mom's vibrator just to play frickin video games... lol

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:43pm

It was a vibrator. His xbox controller was dead so he used her batteries. I laughed so hard.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:04am
samsammich Says:

so your friend touched his moms vibrator? lol grossss.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:44am
CH3ST3r Says:

Apparently when you hear the "Call of Duty", you just do what you need to.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:08am
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:30am
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:46am
bebacksoon Says:

i want to shake that mans hand LEGEND

Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:47am
moriorixs Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:11pm
NicNac Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:11pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:14pm

okayy so i have a really gross story to add here:
i was dating this bi chick so she liked dick more than vagina and um she wanted me to use her moms dildo on her and i said "no"
but i guess she was freaky like that??

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:04pm

lso your telling me your a lesbian stoner.THERE IS A GOD

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:39pm
BluntSTAR Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 2:06pm
Booznie Says:

Do you feel dirty? I would feel dirty...
Egh, vagina..