I would attach speakers to each side of the big parachute, and play some real chill music for the people floating in the sky.

Along the rope that attaches the people to the boat, I would run a tube, with gas masks at the end. A few vaporizers would be running on the boat attached to the tube.

For the people who prefer a good old fashioned blunt, there would be a blunt dispenser at the top. It would be the same as a straw dispenser, where you push down and a blunt comes out.

And of course, there would be snacks on the boat for when you land.

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Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:57pm


Tue, 09/20/2011 - 11:45pm

sign me up. matter of fact this sounds like a new life mission. In the words of Harold "We're so high right now"

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 6:12am
ptmoney Says:

that would be cool. just dont start playing "let the bodies hit the floor"

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:06am
arcon Says:

unless its a small child's first time

Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:45pm

Don't I need to buy you dinner first or something? Because you just blew my mind.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:42pm
Dicky Says:

Bad ass! Also, I like your username. That shit made me laugh.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 8:23am
Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:09pm
AdamOest Says:

you're gona need a burning coal or ember or something up there as well because you ain't lightin a blunt while parasailing haha

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:41am
zenmonkey3 Says:

have you ever blazed para sailing didnt think so..... btw lucid dreamins my sheeeeittt

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:39pm
AdamOest Says:

i blaze outside every single day... I have experienced wind in my lifetime, believe it or not.

If you were parasailing it would be much much worse and excessively frustrating after a while, as you are almost assuredly not going to get it first try. Any experienced stoner would know the value of taking measures for personal convenience purposes. Simple things like remembering a paper clip in your pocket to unclog a pipe, a backup lighter in case yours gets lost or stolen or falls in the snow, a gatorade to soothe the cottonmouth. You know literally nothing of 99% of the people on this site, so you should hold your tongue before you go around being a dick for no reason.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:28pm
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:17pm
fiafiasco Says:
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:48pm
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:16pm
Tue, 02/26/2013 - 2:28pm
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:44pm

It would be suuuupppeer windy trying to light that blunt tho.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:11pm
Tirux Says:

Doooo iiiiitt xD Seriously. You can't come on here with that shit and NOT do it! =O

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:01am
arcon Says:

just go with scuba grade compressed vape air in a tank on the guys back so he can 00420 james bond into the water and float around looking at the shiny fish

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:06am

such a great idea. why cant weed be legalized so we can have all these sweet inventions that come from the minds of stoners

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:24pm
baked101 Says:

Getting high then parasailing over some bay in Hawaii to Fight the Feeling by Stick figure would be fucking epic.

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 1:51am

You should really pursue this dream. You can do it in Colorado!