Submitted by McHIGHver on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 9:21pm
I would attach speakers to each side of the big parachute, and play some real chill music for the people floating in the sky.
Along the rope that attaches the people to the boat, I would run a tube, with gas masks at the end. A few vaporizers would be running on the boat attached to the tube.
For the people who prefer a good old fashioned blunt, there would be a blunt dispenser at the top. It would be the same as a straw dispenser, where you push down and a blunt comes out.
And of course, there would be snacks on the boat for when you land.