...Is what I said to the cop when he asked why my eyes were so red.

- Fast Thinking Stoner

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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:39am


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 4:46am
BadMitch Says:

next time tell him badmitch said to let you slide, he will understand.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:00am

Bad Mitch should break his computer.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 6:14am
BadMitch Says:

badmitch doesnt use a computer, he sends all of his messages telepathically. but thanks for the suggestion.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 6:18am

I'm sorry my suggestion couldn't apply to you. Btw, thanks for not spamming.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 6:23am
BadMitch Says:
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:21pm

badmitch should break his brain then hahah jk ;)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:31pm
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:07pm
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:15pm
BadMitch Says:

chuck norris is a badmitch wannabe, and my site is way cooler than chucks.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:46pm

it was a good comeback until you mentioned your website.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:01pm
nuggubler Says:

chuck norris is chuck norris enough to not need a site

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 3:49pm
khighle™ Says:


uncle jesse's website is better than both of you combined

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:34pm
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:43pm
BadMitch Says:
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:54pm

badmitch sounds like a fake ass Based God Swag

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:03pm
Crahnick Says:
Thu, 05/19/2011 - 3:16am

.....Am I high or does this not make any sense at all? "Based God Swag" is going on a t-shirt though.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 3:15am

How could he be fake and based god ? Those are 2 complete opposites

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:29pm

honestly nothing better to do...really?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:16pm
BadMitch Says:

badmitch is my full time job. what else would i want to do?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:05pm

dude.... idc what anyone else thinks, your comments crack me up man!

blaze on

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:14pm
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:02pm
nuggubler Says:
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:47pm
Nvmyu4ia Says:


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:53pm
aspen Says:

...badmitch sounds dumb talking in third person all the time...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:02pm
BadMitch Says:

BadMitch just wants everyone to know that his name is BadMitch

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:38pm
sudahi51 Says:

we know what your fuckin name you spammed it all over the website

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:29pm
bemmons420 Says:

badmitch has a huge penis. badmitch is really cool. badmitch is an... alcoholic. :(

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:44pm
BadMitch Says:
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:50pm
catfaces Says:

Badmitch needs to stop writing in the third person.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:41am

hahahaa ^^^ dude BRILLIANT ! at least your not a slow ass stoner.. i know a few lol!

think fast stoners(:

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:56am
kongrain Says:
Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:12am

Lol that's like when the guy on Due Date was like "I have Glaucoma."

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 1:26pm
JacobD420 Says:
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:12pm
mic.marie Says:

Haha that's what I was thinking. Good call with the cat. He let you go right?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:57am

I couldnt joke about that im too paranoid, i'd think my cat would actually die just because i said that...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:47pm
maewtf Says:
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:19pm
raisintree Says:

I had such an awesome cat two years ago. Her name was Gorda ("Fat" in spanish) because that's what she was, but she was black and white and just loved any body without reason. One morning I went outside cause my friend Tracy had arrived at my place and she saw my cat lying down on the ground not moving, and she had a weird feeling she was dead, so she threw her fucking car keys (three keys and maybe seven hundred and fifty keychains) at my cat and she didn't even budge. My friend got scared and started screaming like crazy and ran inside the house because my cat was dead and that's how I had to find out, through my friend throwing a giant ball of keychains and three keys at her dead body.
That moment sucked total blue shit, but I think of it now as a kinda funny story... I miss you terribly, Fat.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:04pm

I had a huge cat that slept in cardboard boxes we got from costco for him. One day I was watching "Across the Universe" for the first time and got up to get some clean water for the bong. My cat was suuuuper still so I freaked out and yelled at him. His tail twitched and I started joking with my friend about how I thought my cat died. About a half an hour later I got up for a glass of water and my cat hadn't moved. I made my friend touch him an he was dead. WTF.

Not only was my cat dead, my high was ruined and I inevitably HATE Across the Universe. Sorry to be a bummer, had to post a dead cat story too.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:25pm

You left a link to this Highdea on 20 different pages before it got published...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:32pm
R7Stoner Says:

dude cats are like amazing wile high it feels like clouds going through my hands i love being high http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36robNr3Qbk

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:40pm
antcamp Says:

wait what is Bad Mitch? help a confused stoner outt

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:03pm

i always feel like a think TOO fast. lol or TOO much

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:23pm

I would start busting out laughing if I said that

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:13pm

dude bad mitch is asum and his sight is funny. how do those links disturb people anyway

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:14pm

Because the majority of his shit is just lame. There's no creativity to what he does. Anyone could do what badmitch does. It's not hard being a jackass.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 2:14am

Then do it. Until then, shut up, he posts comments and then gets his website hits, which is smart if you ask me. Badmitch, do your thing sir, I visited the site and thought it was pretty funny. Oh and by the way, a good majority of highdeas are lame too, but nobody bitches about them, all they do is SKIP IT. If you didnt catch that there, I'm giving the same advice for what you should do if you don't like Badmitch's comments.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 1:29am
caliiswagg Says:

seriously whats up with the talking in third person shitt? hah

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 1:50am

The actual boots and shoes should be of amazing force. Nike Air Max 87 sneaker are made inside a way this type of that your feet get great breathing and as a result are not bound within tight section.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 3:02am

Soo much arguing =[ cant we all just get high?