Okay, I KNOW that I don't know more than my mom does. But I sure as hell know more about weed than she does. So, I got caught smoking the other day and she gave me a whole lecture. And here's one I've never heard before "Marijuana can mess with your DNA and you might have mutated children".....Um, what? If I had mutated DNA would I be able to type this properly? If I've been smoking weed for about 3 years, then why don't I have cancer? Amd she said the only drug site you can trust is the CDC site. Then I said "Who is it owned by?" And she said the government. So apparently you can only trust our lying government that makes elaborate plans to turn us into robots.

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Sat, 07/02/2011 - 2:46am

CDC is center for disease control... weed is a disease? infect the shit out of me. right now.

 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:14pm

I hate people that scorn weed and have know idea what the fuck they're talking about. My teachers do that all the damn time. Pissed me off.
P.S. Dude Tommy Chong I see you on like every highdea man like, what the hell haha.
#StayLifted

 
 
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:15pm

Idk man....I knew this guy that smoked some reefer laced with angel dust, and he ran down the street in his underwear, and woke up in a chicken coop

 
 
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:17pm
 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:43am

But that's not everyone. I smoked twice today and I didn't wake up in a chicken coop. I'm in my nice warm bed.

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 7:42am
 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 1:00pm
210840 Says:

Man, that was that movie friday!! LMFAO :D

 
 
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:29pm
Crazyj420 Says:

My sister smoked weed the entire time she was pregnant with my nephew and the boy is as beutiful smart and alert as any other child if not more. People need to seriously get educated and listen to true stories instead of letting the government brainwash them

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:39am
tahiyo Says:

quite common in countries like jamiaca too. the pregnant mothers have a bit of weed here and there throughout pregnancy and theres no evidence it has any negative effects. Maybe thats why they so fast at running!

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 12:47pm

Im not surprised weed doesnt harm the babies, but I dont think id want anyone to take that chance untill theres proof its ok

 
 
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:58pm

Your DNA is changing constantly whether or not you are smoking mind-altering substances.

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 5:44am
Roady Says:

Nah, not really.
true, background radiation occasionally changes a few bases here and there. (together with some other mechanisms)
however, your body is also constantly repairing these forms of damage, so all in all it shouldn't change (when it does, it's usually bad)

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 7:33pm

I probably should have elaborated. All the change is extremely minuscule in that it may not even affect you.

 
 
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 8:38am
Roady Says:

ah, ok. intent is just hard to guess from written material.

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:45am

My mom is the same way. They always think they have all the answers. Mutated DNA makes me want to smoke more too. That's cool always long as I don't die quickly.

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 5:41am
Roady Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:51pm

it's not, but the crude combustion products of burning organic material (i.e. plants and therefore weed) can cause cancer. it's not the weed, it's the smoke. get a vape. Also, a caveat: while there are lots of carcinogens in smoke, no one has ever gotten lung cancer as a direct result of smoking weed. some people think that weeds kills precancerous lung cells and thus you might still be coming out ahead in the long run despite the carcinogens in smoke.

tl;dr: smoke weed errday.

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 7:41am

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? ...............its obviously a test only someone whos high would think of shit like mutated DNA dood ur mom tokes and she is testing you right now

 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 12:25pm
HighlifeT Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:54pm

everyone who has posted in this thread has thousands if not millions of mutations in their DNA. stop freaking out about it. whether they're from weed or not is another story.
http://www.nature.com/news/2009/090827/full/news.2009.864.html
we're all mutants. chill.

 
 
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:34am

Is she retarded?? Sorry, bro, but stupidity can only go so far... I hope you informed her:)

 
 
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:53am
equine420 Says:

My boyfriend's mom said the same exact thing when he got caught! ...Are you my boyfriend? hehe just kidding. But he told her that was the stupidest thing he had ever heard and she said smoking pot was the stupidest thing she had ever heard of. Dumb parents.