Submitted by clever.username on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 2:34pm
Okay, I KNOW that I don't know more than my mom does. But I sure as hell know more about weed than she does. So, I got caught smoking the other day and she gave me a whole lecture. And here's one I've never heard before "Marijuana can mess with your DNA and you might have mutated children".....Um, what? If I had mutated DNA would I be able to type this properly? If I've been smoking weed for about 3 years, then why don't I have cancer? Amd she said the only drug site you can trust is the CDC site. Then I said "Who is it owned by?" And she said the government. So apparently you can only trust our lying government that makes elaborate plans to turn us into robots.