if I stare at my dog long enough while she is eating maybe she will offer ME some of her food. Turn the tables for once.

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Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:21am
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:03am

Hey you guys should check this out so "myjointyourface" can be exposed for the douche bag he is.
I'm guessing hes also "mybluntyourface" since he is also a douche. Or maybe they're douche brothers idk.

But anyway, he made like 5 fake accounts and downvoted ALL of my shit to the ground, including comments.
I literally cant post anything without it getting 5-6 downvotes right off the bat. Thats why im on my old account now.
Hes a mega-douche and the most persistant troll on earth.


Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:36pm

how about u handle the mothafucka like a man and bitch him the fuck out or make a new acount

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:24pm

Heres whay u have ti do first lock all ur doors second getvthat special lotion out third stretch ur hand no need for hand cramps third wrap ut hand around ur remote control and watch tv like uve never watched before

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 2:04am

It'll never work. Dogs are very self centered when it comes to food >.>

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Sun, 05/13/2012 - 6:12am
d4y2l0 Says:
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 1:00am

dude...i think about that all the time when my dog is beggin for food. but like, he's a stoner too, he gets hard ons for food. its not fucking cool lol.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 2:56am
Dyon Says:

Did you know that cat kill mouses and bring them to your door because they think you are starving? The cats never see you hunt after mouses, so they kill them and bring them to you...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 11:52pm

I immediately decredited everything that I was about to read as soon as I saw "mouses".

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 9:42am

I Highly doubt it, dogs are a little, greedy.