for those of you stoners who have yet to buy a grinder do this instead:

Materials needed-
1. One pill bottle
2. Two quarters

Put the 2 quarters in the pill bottle, add weed to pill bottle, shake for approximately 15-30 seconds and BOOM! Perfectly ground up weed, even better than a grinder!

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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 10:03pm


Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:43pm
XxCrAzYxX Says:

do you put both the quarters in first and then the weed ? or like one quarter then weeed then add the other quarter ?

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:52pm
nub Says:

well its gonna get shaked up anyways so it doesnt really matter

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 7:40am

When I was little I swallowed a quarter and it was inside my stomach for almost a week until, I finally pooped it out. My doctor gave me the quarter as a souvenir and I spent that quarter on a soda (so just remember the quarter your using to grind up your weed with might just have been in my shit)

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:36pm
mr_niceguy Says:

my friend did the same a few years ago at a zoo, but he didn't need a doctor to shit his out. kinda sketch, a doctor breaking down your feces to give you that quarter? but i'm not you so really I don't know.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 3:04pm

I think I was 10 or younger when I did this and my mom's a nurse so you know how that goes

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 7:48pm
Sun, 11/11/2012 - 8:26pm

My only question is how did the doctor give you the quarter if you pooped it out?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 4:28am

when I was little I swallowed a quarter and pooped two dimes and a nickel.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 2:52pm
Aaycle Says:
Thu, 11/22/2012 - 1:13pm
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:46pm
Liahiam Says:
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:53pm
nub Says:

someone tell me if this actually works well

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:28pm

it works fareley well i prefer my space case
(lol i got the grinder captcha for this comment)

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:43am
jpmadds Says:
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:38pm
HighGuy11 Says:

sounds like it would work really well with dry nugs, but if theyre sticky i don't think so. if u want a really good makeshift grinder, use a cheese grater. for real

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 3:15pm
Smokey707 Says:

^ for big nugs yes. someone should create a makeshift keif catcher

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 6:24pm
nurplette Says:

Yeah I tried this yesterday with no luck, but I think it would work with drier weed

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:55pm
bosed Says:

it works good
toss in a dime and its more fine

Sun, 05/22/2011 - 11:06pm
sonnige23 Says:
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:15am

so the whole time I was reading this I thought you were talking about a grinder sandwich.. and I was really confused. time for another bowl I guess...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:30pm

god damn mabye you should slow down a little man. fuck now you have me thinkin about food and im outa munchies

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 8:00pm
Kr0nik0 Says:

I was really skeptical, tried it on a lil half gram bud, and shut the front door! it fuckin worked :-)

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:22am

Yes everyone it does work, I learned during a sesh once. I was pretty skeptical myself

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:52pm
Honky_Kong Says:

I can't be the only one who reads your comments in Bill Cosby's voice? Or maybe I'm just high...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:14pm
toastey Says:

U gone put some dirty ass quarters in ur bud?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:53pm
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 9:30pm

think of all the hands that have touched your marijuana while it's on the journey to your dealer

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 5:42pm
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 5:07pm

did you all lose your arms in the war or something? USE YA DAMN HANDS

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 5:30pm
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:26pm
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:33pm

If you hate to get technical, then why bother doing it ?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 9:32pm
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:18am
yoinkie Says:

HAHA, I just imagined a guy without arms trying to open the zip lock bag, get the weed out using his mouth, transfer it to the pill bottle, then shake the pill bottle with his mouth. Poor guy, how is he ever going to roll it

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:13pm

cig roller.. to the stove top as a lighter.. common sense

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 9:38pm

and using a cig roller still requires the use of hands.... You must have thrown common sense out of the window with this one.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 2:53am

dry lips and put the materials where they belong. crank lever with mouth. point proven

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 4:16pm
meghan333 Says:
where there's a will there's a way...

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 4:24pm
meghan333 Says:

in case you were wondering its a vid of a guy with no hands rolling a spliff. pretty impressed.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 9:50pm
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:28pm

Good idea, heard it before but nevertheless it works. I'm just too lazy, I mulch it in my hand or just use scissors.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:16pm
TokinGood Says:

All the germs on those quarters must not be sanitary

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:24am
Hagrid Says:

Burning the bud probably eliminates the bacteria and pathogens

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 12:45am
gooningoon Says:

find out some cunning and clever way to get a keef catcher on there and you shall be a billionaire one day

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:19am
Kr0nik0 Says:

Or you might just become a bum with an empty pill bottle and 2 quarters to your name lol

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:38am
2003sassy Says:

I can't believe this actually works! My new favorite thing until i get a real grinder. Thanks for the highdea

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 10:21am
BlackDogJK Says:

Dont know what kind of weed you smoke. This probably works with dried out snicklefrits filled with seeds. The stuff we get around here is tough to grind up even when using a grinder... Moist, sticky, succulent buds! mmmm cant wait to get out of work.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 12:41pm

i was thinking xactly same as u.
it wont work with sticky stuff. use ur hands

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:05pm
27hundred Says:

One question: is it going to make your weed smell/taste metallic like the quarters? That's got to be unsanitary.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:23pm
dilleo911 Says:

dude... were human beings. were some of the most complex creatures on earth. our bodies are capable of destroying many foreign germs that come into our body... so the question is... do you want a cheeseburger or a ham sandwhich?