So an officer pulled me over and gave me a 116 dollar ticket, turns out, i know his two sons. I sell bud to them on the daily, and they buy it with the money he gives them for allowance. so technically, he paid my ticket. take that bitch!

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Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:16pm


Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:10pm
airyk420 Says:
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:10pm
phoebetron Says:

fuckin loophole in the system brotha. that's legit.

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:14pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:21pm
sunny3 Says:
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:15am
fuzzlejr Says:
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:40am
Dboy337 Says:

BITCH!! You better not have no siblings
- I have 2
- bitch that's a mistake

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:26pm
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:26pm
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:13pm
542Baker Says:

hahah watch that though that could get hella sketch if they got caught and ratted on you...

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:44pm

anyone else realize how random ticket fines are? seriously 116 dollars? my cousin had one that was 57.18... wtf

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:02pm

hahahah totally man. its like they just spin a wheel.
hmm lets see what this fuckers gonna get!
342.20! O this guy is fucked!

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:36pm

he charged him 18 cents to knock on his window and tell him to role it down ............ its a fucking knocking fee

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 5:47am
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:44pm
MNsS-V-P-D Says:

They aren't all random.
MN's new combined fine for small amount and paraphernalia, 420 dollars.
Cheeky bastards.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 1:21am

its so they dont forget how much the fine was! "how much was it again?" "stfu i know you didnt forget with the totally awesome amount of money we decided to fine you"

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:47pm
Joben21 Says:
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:04pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 5:06am
Vickyt626 Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 6:34am
LokeToker Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 7:40am
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:53pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:06pm

I got one for $230.36 on my way to work one time. Passed an unmarked car in a 40 zone. Obviously I need to go fucking faster to pass somebody...

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:07pm

ahaha my brother just became a cop
(hes 28 and im 15 my dad was kinda a ho)
and anyway he tokes me up all the time so im wainting to get pulled over by him when im toking that ganja. hell hit and then say, move along :D

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:12pm

this isn't even fair, maybe stoners just need to start becoming cops so we can fuck the system from the inside.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 2:08pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 3:19pm
rocker420 Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 8:02pm

made it a highdea, but seeing as i haven't had even an upcoming in like the past 2 months I have little faith hahaha

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 9:25pm

I've always wanted to be a cop just to bust kids scare the hell out of them and then just tell them im messin with them and give them half their bag back and if they had them i'd take their papers too i mean come on im not gonna be a dick about it i'd let them keep half to calm down after scaring them but i wouldnt like my piece taken so i wouldnt take theirs, dam i should probably start workin on that

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:37pm

yeah but you know what radicals always say: whenever someone tries to change the system from the inside, the system changes them.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:26pm
cushmaster Says:

its like recycling it goes in a circle

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:29pm
XpEriEnCe Says:

i smoked a J with a united states judicial judge in mexico this winter!

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 3:21pm
rocker420 Says:

I was about to say dude you smoked with a mexican judge! then I re-read. LOL we need more lemon pledge xD

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 3:10pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 3:22pm
gericken Says:

see somtimes trickle down economics work

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 5:21pm
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 6:27pm
leasshhh Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 9:45pm
kupke420 Says:
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 9:48pm
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 12:56am
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 5:38am
eduardonwa Says:
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 6:33am

I had a sppeding ticket gdl ticket that cost me 478.87

Sat, 07/30/2011 - 11:27am
sparkky Says:

hah i once seen a cop hot boxing his cruiser in an alley.

Sat, 07/30/2011 - 11:57am
DANKS-420 Says:

fuck the police and fuck the dea cuz im still smokin, take that pigs

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:11pm
this-is-me Says:

thats fuckin legit. i wish that would happen to me lol

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 1:02pm
other125 Says: