I feel bad for left-handed people. They're less fortuate. We have to write from left to right, causing the poor bastards to smudge what they just wrote. Think about it!
Door nobs are on the right.
Shift nobs are too!

And we call this an equal country >.>

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Wed, 06/08/2011 - 7:50pm
HappyChild Says:

You ambidextrous people are just showing off!

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:03pm
Noyvern7 Says:

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Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:18pm
goatfish Says:

Hah, I just write backwards, then none of those square right-handers can read it.

Then again, no left-handed people can read it either.

Just me...

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:20pm
Hazel93 Says:

i could read it just give me a mirror!

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:22pm
goatfish Says:
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:23pm
Shewolf Says:

all of my notes in high school, I wrote backwards. it was easier and faster.

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Mon, 08/18/2014 - 5:16am

on average left handed people die nine years younger, cause a bunch of left-handed people die in machines designed to be used by right handers, thats a sad statistic

Sun, 03/22/2015 - 10:20pm
Trixter420 Says:

Story of my life, thanks for raising awareness. Do you know how hard it is to use scissors?

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 12:15am
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 10:01pm
Hannibal7x Says:

Your welcome. Lol.

Sun, 08/07/2016 - 5:10am
TenaciousD Says:

Can't you just use your right hand to cut with right-handed scissors? I'm a Lefty myself, so I know whereof I speak. My twin sister needs lefty scissors. Go figure.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 12:47am

Story of my life! Haha ^^ scissors are definitely a problem. But I've gotten use to everything so I guess I'm kind of ambidextrous because I had to in a right handed world :/

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 7:37pm

I know exactly how you feel, with most things being made for right handed people, you just learn to adapt and soon it just becomes second nature, instinct almost

Thu, 05/07/2015 - 4:18pm

Door knobs are on the right, yeah. On only 1 side of the door LOL

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 12:40am
hooleo Says:

Thank you lol. I was confused by his "smart" statement.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 1:40pm

Door knobs are on one side going in and the opposite side when you go out. Therefore LEFT and RIGHT.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 1:04am

I was waiting for someone to point this out. still doe

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 9:30am

The shift knobs are on the left in countries where they drive on the left hand side of the road though. So we have that going for us, which is nice

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 12:41am
hooleo Says:

I know what you mean. I hate when my friends hand me a right handed joint and I can't smoke it properly with my left hand.

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 5:18pm
DeepHigh Says:

You really think they would make everything for left handed people and right handed people at the same time !!

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 8:30am
bakayurei Says:

never thought about this before- why have arabs never had trouble with writing stuff down if they write right to left, most of us are right handed, and arabs don't use their left hands for things like writing anyway? why do left handers have trouble writing one way but right handers can write the other way perfectly fine?

Sun, 07/12/2015 - 3:52am
bakayurei Says:

this is a genuine question, i assume the down vote's from an arab or a left handed person who somehow took offence from what i said but i didn't mean anything like what you thought, just wondering why i've never heard of arabs having that problem.. come to think about it it must be to do with how they hold pens.. but then why don't left handed people learning to write a left-to-right language use that technique? any insight from a right handed arab or left handed non-arab would be massively appreciated

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 1:31am

The worst is when you're in a class and there's no left-handed desk available, writing becomes so awkward and such a struggle. Thanks for acknowledging us hahah

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 10:33am

Oh my gosh. Your post is so damn thoughtful! I feel like I want to cry with happiness. I have never been given sympathy by a right-handed person ever. They would usually scold me, victim blame me for something I could not help.
Thank you <3

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:57pm
2whoops Says:

being left-handed i hated being in school and having people ask "what happened to your hand?" then noticing my left hand was covered in that lead shit or whatever pencils have.

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Thu, 08/06/2015 - 10:07pm

You forgot about one of the worst things...eating at a table with other people. Your options are either sit at the head of a table (if that's an option), or bumping elbows with someone for the entire duration of a meal. You don't think about it if your a righty, but it's something I think of every time I sit down to eat.

Tue, 08/11/2015 - 1:12am

The struggle is definitely real. Thank you for your toke. :)

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Fri, 02/26/2016 - 8:32am

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Tue, 04/26/2016 - 6:49pm

I love this, because it's true. Thank you for the laugh.

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 3:15am

I see nothing bad with left-handed. teacher in school will make them write with right hand, and they can write with left hand when teacher don't notice -> can use both hand, write faster X2 :)))

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