I smoked a bowl before bed and forgot to take my contacts out (I never forget to do that). When I woke up this morning I spent 5 minutes in bliss thinking my vision was cured. Damn it.

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Tue, 01/01/2013 - 10:59pm


Wed, 01/02/2013 - 12:29am
L4UR3N Says:
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 12:36am
Twitler Says:

Haha always gotta take out the contacts before you burn at night bro

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 12:58am
WaxedOut Says:

Havent taken my contacts out in at least 8 months but to be fair the left one fell out about 3months ago but i just put it back in

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:07am
puffpuff- Says:
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:34am

So glad that hasn't only happened to me!! haha

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:00pm
MINE Says:
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 8:15pm

Be careful man. They can roll back in your eyes if you sleep in ones that aren't made to be kept in while sleeping. If they do get stuck they can cause a really bad infection, possible loss of eye. Happened to my brother, thankfully they saved his eyesight.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 3:01am

I got really stoned before going to a friend's house, and we went shopping at the Mall of New Hampshire(Biggest mall here), and I bought purple contacts and wore them all day, and we smoked all day.
The next day, we woke up, and she looked over at me and was like, "HOLY SHIT, WHY ARE YOUR EYES PURPLE?"
I looked into the mirror, and, sure enough, they were. We realized of course that they were just contacts, but that was after we told her mom that my eyes were purple, and she told us that we showed her last night.
Man that was good weed.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 9:12pm
Etinifni Says:

Yup, I have done that. You wake up, and you kind of blink a few times like "What the hell? Why can I see? Oh shit I can fucking see! Then you realize your contacts are still in, and you're like "Man, I knew it was too good to be true."