I hate it when my dealer lags, it's your job. If you make your money selling weed act like you're running a damn business. I can't show up late without a good excuse and not get fired so same should go for you.

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Wed, 02/12/2014 - 4:44pm


Tue, 09/27/2011 - 11:15pm

you can fire dealers. but its a lose lose situation.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:08am
Fri, 10/21/2011 - 9:41am

Yeah I know. I hate being stuck in Limbo, too. They're doing something or whatever and you're just waiting for them to call back but they take forever! Dispensaries are the way to go.

Sun, 02/09/2014 - 11:20pm
Pickard Says:

What does getting caught have to do with timely service?

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 2:43am
TaylorKush Says:

you don't have to wait at a dispensary, as opposed to waiting on a drug dealer

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 9:51pm

Yah but dealers always do lag. Thats never gunna stop because its way too inconvenient to have to go and find some other person to buy from.. so I'll put it with it for the most part. Inefficient market..

Sun, 02/09/2014 - 12:56pm
cisco_kid Says:

Um yeah I fully understand your point - and have been there, but you need to be able to look at it from their perspective.

Here's how I feel (personally) about it:
1. I don't NEED your money. There are tons of other people that smoke weed and I can get rid of it pretty easily otherwise.
2. I'm tons of things other than a dealer. I have shit to do. Life happens, accept that.
3. You saying, "it's their job..." (refer to #2.) It's not my job. I help people out absolutely every time I can, but sometimes things are more important.
4. I had more things to say, but am drawing a blank now hahah. I'll be back with more if it comes to me! :p

Sorry it just bugs me when people act like a weed dealer is only existing to be there at your every whim, and that is not true. They're people with lives - who also happen to sell weed, and they need to balance that with other things.

Of course I understand that some people only really sell weed and live off of that and blah blah, and they probably shouldn't lag. But mostttt of the people I know that sell and m'self have shit to do sometimes lol.

Sun, 02/09/2014 - 11:19pm
Pickard Says:
Sun, 02/09/2014 - 11:26pm
cisco_kid Says:

haha well thanks! I know I have more arguments on the subject, but my recollection of them isn't exactly happening yet haha. It's like when you think of some great comeback hours after the opportunity has risen... but backwards? lol idk

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 11:59pm
gooningoon Says:

Exactly. It isn't our fucking jobs. Especially not a 24 hour job. People get salty when I don't deliver .5 at 3 in the morning

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 12:20am

Nuff said bro.. nuff said. And well spoken too. People are people.. dealers dont live to just sell weed. They live to live and sellin just gets em some munnies. As for the OP, the world does not revolve around your needs. If you want what you want than it comes with some understanding and patience when you are getting it from other people.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 4:16pm

OHHHHH now I understand. Shes got big tits. Pretty much explains everything. Girls with big tits pretty much get everything they want when they want it.

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 1:13pm

A distinction should be made between a dealer and someone who sells weed. I buy in bulk to cut down on the amount I spend on my own smoke and sell to my friends and my friends' homies. A dealer buys to make money. My actions are a win-win for those involved. If you can't reach me, it probably because I'm high. If I have a couple of stops to make and I'm running a little late, it's probably because I'm matching bowls with the stop before you or I decided to get some Taco Bell on the way. Chill, shit. And if I'm gettin' some poonage, guarantee you'll be waiting. 'Tang > me selling you green. Plan ahead when you see your supply dwindling down.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 2:45am
MrFeelgood Says:

Its cool here in LA once you got your medical card, just shop around. Plenty of places around my place'll bring 50$ a half ounce to your door in under an hour

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 11:05pm

50 dollars for a halfy of that medical?!? Oh my lanta. I need to move there. Shittttt.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 3:46pm

Errrr....I live in Sacramento and travel to LA consistently. $100oz of medical is shitty tree. Its only "medical" because it's sold to "patients" for "medicinal use." Not because its any good.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 10:11pm
JahFaz Says:

It's not my job to show up whenever someone needs weed. Yes it would make them like me more and probably become a returning customer, but when buying weed you need to realize you are not in the power position. You are buying something I have, without ME you would not get it, if IM late sucks for you, but i dont see you putting your fuckin criminal record on the line to DISTRIBUTE DRUGS. Its a risk dealers like me take and we dont need your little consumer ass complainin when we slip up while running drugs around town like a fuckin maniac and duckin cops 24/7. if you really have a problem find a new dealer, or become the dealer and smoke for free, simple as that. Cause if you get caught with your little dub, its nothing, but me, with my bags and scale and actual weight, thats a much higher charge.

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 11:57pm
cisco_kid Says:

Dude. BOOM.

lol really, you just said exactly what I feel. There's so much truth in this comment lol

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 12:02am
gooningoon Says:

I read this a second time in a preppy bitch accent it felt very right

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 1:18am
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Wed, 02/12/2014 - 1:07pm
AdamOest Says:

You are an egocentric fool, miss. They don't give a fuck about your money, and they don't have to give a shit about every singe call or text they get in a day.

Most of them have way more important shit to do and tons of shit they would RATHER be doing, but because they don't want to slave at a mcdonalds for 7/hr 60 hours a week they deal with bitches likes you texting and calling all day expecting someone to drop every-fucking-thing they're doing and run your ILLEGAL drugs (sounds illegal wherever youre from) directly to your doorstep.


Find a few more dealers if you expect to get timely service because no one will give it to you consistently. I get buds from one of my best friends and half the time he doesn't answer my calls or shows up 45 minutes late. I don't give a fuck. He probably has shit to do and I can probably get nugs from someone else if I have to.

In closing, fuck you.

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 9:20pm

nah man weed can take its time. no rush

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 11:04am
Shmack014 Says:

The few "dealers" I buy from actually all have other jobs. It's common courtesy for me to work around their schedules. Sure, it's super frustrating at times whenever they have to postpone or push back the meeting time, but they do indeed have other shit going on. It happens. As for those who have dealers in which that is their only job, you must realize they probably have dozens of other clients they're serving, and other life-things going on. That's why I usually try and set something up the day before I know I'm about to run out instead of expecting them to be ready to meet up on the spot during my convenience the moment I'm out. Peace & love.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 3:41pm

WHY IS THIS POPULAR??? This bitch is stupid, its not a fuking job dumbass. I work 50+ hours a week and sell weed. I don't consider slanging my "job." Just something I do, no more than walking and breathing. You sound like an ignorant bitch. The DEALER takes ALL THE RISK. He gets thrown in jail with a felony is caught. You'd get a little slap on the wrist or a fine. So RESPECT YOUR DEALER u ignorant whining slut.

Mon, 02/17/2014 - 6:52am
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Mon, 02/17/2014 - 4:00pm
ZackMorris Says:

You know, if you were the CEO where you worked, you could show up late and not get fired. You're the client here. If anything, your dealer will fire you. I must've missed the part where you had your dealer sign a contract saying he/she will always be there for you ASAP.

Mon, 02/17/2014 - 11:24pm
dbaker420 Says:
Tue, 02/25/2014 - 2:47pm
Ares29 Says:

Dealers arent your friends. Never gonna happen. If you wanna make your life a little easier, and you still need to smoke try gettin a ride so you can meet em places makes it easier on them or wait til your not in High school anymore then it doesnt matter anyways.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 6:04pm
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 8:41am

there needs to be a proper dealer/buyer relationship established for this to work. I've had many dealers in the past and have stopped going to one because he took to long. dealers take way to much risk so everyones gotta chill. all i do is i set a time with my dealer and i just say yo dude lemme know when YOU are free, it works way better. all you gotta do is consistently have weed and not run out. buy some more before your dry and no one would have this problem. also, know you're dealer. find out if he has a full time job also, it would let you understand if he runs late. and just like some of you say its a business and just like a job think twice. most people don't buy their chronic during business just like more dealers don't keep business hours. WOAH y'al need to be a little more understanding towards your dealers and appreciate them a bit more. if its such a problem, find a new one

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 12:24am

I don't mind a dealer taking a while if he's honest about it. I've had a lot of friends where they don't deal full time and need a day or two's notice to get the stuff together. But I HATE it when a dealer strings me along ("I'll be an hour" shows up 9 hours later). One guy would always tell me he would be there in an hour, ruin my whole day by calling every 2-3 hours saying he was on the other side of town. He finally asked my hubs if I was mad at him, to which we told him that he made it very difficult to give him our money!
In a market where there are more than a dozen people who will deliver faster than a pizza, you have to have your standards high. don't care if I'm saving $10 on a half to dick around for the entire day.

Also, to those who feel that you don't NEED your client's money... my favourite guy is one of the most humble people and always makes you feel welcome even when he's lined out the door. You may have other clients, but remember, they have other dealers too!