You are now breathing manually

You are now aware that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it

You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear your ears crack

Your nose is now in your peripheral vision

You are now aware that your tongue will never find a comfortable spot in your mouth

You are now blinking manually

You are now thinking of her

You now have "the final countdown" stuck in your head

You now realize how many times your mom has sucked your dad's cock and how many times she kissed you goodnight... and that you had stopped playing the final countdown in your head

There is not a part of your body that doesn't itch

You are reading this all in my voice

Your mouth now tastes really bad

You are now aware of the ringing sound in your ears

You are not able to say "Irish Wristwatch"

Oh and whatever you do don't think of putting a toothpick under your big toe nail and kicking a wall really hard.

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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:34pm


Thu, 07/07/2011 - 1:52am
LordVapor Says:

having so much fun :)

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 7:13pm

omygod the tag o this tripped me out cuz i was laying with my feet crossed and left had on my face:0

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:25pm

Yah, the other ones i've seen but the tag was weird since i had just started sitting like that too..

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:37pm

i was too! holy shit, hw did he know!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 9:23am
Thu, 09/15/2011 - 1:42am
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:08am
rain_man Says:

wow, thanks for leavin' the final countdown in my head man.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 9:25am
CMYK Says:
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:06am
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:02am
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:51am
fotwanty Says:
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:51am
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:34pm
Smithhy Says:

FFFFFFFUCK I always use that last one on other people, but it somehow got me this time.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:47pm
graffika Says:

oh gee thanks for the repost.
it's ok these ones aren't that bad.

buuut only half of these things were true for me.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:48pm

I was perfectly fine with all of those.... till the final count down. Damn that song being stuck in my head!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:12pm

i didnt even have pull my pants down cause you just FUCKED the mind >:o

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:43pm
laxxal Says:
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:56pm
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 2:30pm

You son of bitch... I don't know why I kept reading after I started.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 4:36pm
Beavis Says:

This is so funny because it makes NO SENSE!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 4:53pm
GiiiiiR Says:
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:06pm

you just made me do whatever you wanted. you could brain wash people with this

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:13pm

so none of those worked.
even the toenail one seeing has i cut off all my toes a few years back.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:20pm

hey, i hate that theres the "now you are thinking of her".

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:45pm
LadyJane92 Says:

lol i love this me and my xboyfriend use to focus on the tongue one forever its really weird or think about where it goes when ur mouths closed

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 7:10pm

Haha I was like "the final countdown ? Whats that" & then the song randomly popped in my head and I was like oooohh thaaaat , ahah damnnit .

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 7:53pm

Dude you fucked my mind like 8 times in one highdea!hahaha trippin dog

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 8:21pm
Nexox Says:

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN haha. Also, my tounge's never comfortable in my mouth, only in a girl's haha

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 1:10am
65musdank Says:
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 9:53pm

fuuuuuuuuk u. i hate the final countdown. but well played. u got my upvote

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:01pm

me and my friends always say "you are now consciously breathing" to piss each other off. XD

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:22pm
Slowpoke Says:

i was laughing so hard while i was reading this

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:07am
Wed, 09/14/2011 - 2:18am
iBlow Says:

FUCK Final Countdown wont leave my brain >=[[

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 5:44am
surami420 Says:

Actually I'm eating pistachios my mouth tastes pretty damn good

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 6:39am
mixbeatz Says:

im now sitting naked at my computer staring cross eyed breathing really heavy moving my tongue around my mouth swallowing loud as shit singing final countdown and itching my entire body with pictures of my ex girlfriend on the screen and now im really hopping my mom doesn't walk in.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:21pm

but she hasnt kissed you goodnight yet

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:57pm
Based_Life Says:

God damn it you got me..very well played my friend

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 3:19pm
Wed, 09/14/2011 - 3:53pm

Mutha Fucking Mind Hack!
< Function End program >
... better.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 4:45pm
3fitty92 Says:
Wed, 09/14/2011 - 7:22pm
Wed, 09/14/2011 - 7:50pm
Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:40pm
floydboy63 Says:

im sitting with my legs crossed and my left hand on my face.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:20pm

wow, the i read the tag RIGHT after putting my left hand to my face... funny shit there

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:18am

everything except the final countdown

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:16pm
evile Says:
Mon, 08/04/2014 - 11:39am

Hey fuck YOU man hahaha That thinking of her one was bullshit