I know this isn't a highDEA and I don't care if it gets downvoted, but I was just wondering, has anyone broken up weed and then sneezed and blew it everywhere? I mean, I haven't, but it almost happened to me the other day and thought it'd be funny to hear other's stories.

I'm curious. Tell me a story involving weed, whether it's funny, sad, or just an adventure you had. They're always interesting. =D

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Tue, 12/11/2012 - 12:18am


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Sun, 05/15/2011 - 1:03pm
hazey_days Says:

lol my friend used to ALWAYS gets the biggest coughs but she coughed when her mouth was on the piece and the bud would fly everywhere.

another time i laughed so hard that i blew the bud out the bowl

 
 
Sun, 05/15/2011 - 1:33pm

Hahahah! Were you able to salvage it, though?

Ps. Thank you for commenting! =D

 
 
Tue, 05/17/2011 - 8:27pm
hazey_days Says:

lol sometimes... other times it was cashed anyways

annnd no problem!

 
 
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:08pm

One time I laughed right after hitting the bong so my whole hit was exhaled prematurely. I salvaged it by going after the smoke cloud and breathing it back in. Damn it, people should tell jokes after I exhale

 
 
Sun, 08/26/2012 - 8:42pm

Ahh, I hate it when that happens! Hahah.

 
 
Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:23pm
Alistor Says:

I was packing my bowl on my center console with a friend in the passenger seat one time and I set the full bowl on the console for a second to find my lighter and he turned and elbowed it all over the ground. We salvaged that shit. And I shopvac'd my car afterwards lol.

 
 
Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:38pm

Hahahahahah. I can picture that. I just got a new Shopvac, haven't even opened it yet. I've never been excited about a vacuum before. Hahah. Anyway, in my old apartment the carpet used to be one of those that have different shades of brown/tan and every time I'd drop weed it'd be so hard to find, but a lot of the times I wouldn't give up until I'd find most of it. =p

 
 
Thu, 12/20/2012 - 2:49am

If you ever drop weed in the carpet, take a vacuum hose and put a napkin, tissue, paper towel or whatever else over the hose and vacuum the weed up. You'll be able to catch all the weed and it doesn't take long at all.
Stay lifted

 
 
Sat, 06/11/2011 - 4:04pm

Boo! The point of this highDEA was to read different stories people have experienced, but it failed. Just wanted to say I appreciate the few of you who did leave a comment with a little story. Thank you guys. =D

 
 
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 11:42pm
everlast Says:

There were 4 of us down in the woods at our spot by the river and we just packed a fresh bowl. Right when homie was going to light it, somebody made a joke and all the bud went into the river. And neither one of them had thrown down for the bag that day! Couple packs later it didnt matter though lol

 
 
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 9:54pm

Hahahahah. Hey, if rivers could talk it woulda thanked your buddy. At least you made its day.

Ps. I dunno, I'm high. Hahah.

 
 
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 4:58pm

Get home after a long night, drunk as fuck, put my last tasty bud into my pill container so i can cut it up with some scissors and drop it all over the floor, so I just left it there and went to sleep, luckily the next day my buddy came over and told me to put a sheet over the vacuum cleaner and go over where i dropped it all and it worked a fucking treat!

 
 
Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:21pm
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Fri, 11/16/2012 - 8:44pm

I've done this before, and got very mad at myself. lol. or had my long ass hippie hair near my weed and turned to see something, and swiped it all off the table. but dont think i didnt pick up every single bit of it. ;)

 
 
Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:44am

lol I was smoking with my my friend and i was taking a hit from the one hitter and she started laughing out of no where so i started laughing and blew it all out of the hitter and the chary went straight into her mouth lol!

 
 
Tue, 11/27/2012 - 2:00pm

My noob friend was using the one hit, then started laughing and blew it all out. But he blew all these glowing hot ashes right into my other buddys Tyler's face/eyes, and then he started screaming "AAAAAHHHHHH, AHHHH FUCK THAT HURT" and because I was drunk, I couldn't help but crack up at the whole thing

 
 
Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:31pm
d4y2l0 Says:

I was breaking up bud to roll a blunt on a little table and I went to gut the gar in the trash can and I come back and my chocolate lab had ate all of my weed including the other 8th in the bag that was also on the table lol.. My dog slept for days.

 
 
Sat, 12/08/2012 - 4:36am

My buddy and I went to the movies high as fuck. Before we went in, we sat outside in my car and toked up. He started hitting the bong, and I said something that he apparently thought was hilarious, because he started laughing his ass off, mid-toke. The weed, and bong water, volcano-ed out of the bowl and all over the dashboard, and he was in a laughing/coughing fit, all while exhaling large amounts of smoke.

I wasn't mad at him though. I thought the shit was funny too.

 
 
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 12:17pm

Breaking down weed right in front of the keyboard i'm typing this with the other day, and i sneezed out of absolutely fucking nowhere and blew my weed all over the desk. i got it all back though. :)

 
 
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:29pm
larrysmith Says:
 
 
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Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:27am
Greendom Says:
 
 
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:57am

got a bug high. it jumped in our chop and then jumped back in then out. jumped up on the wall and we went over to watch it. it had bud on its back n belly and was cleaning its feelers cause it mustve had some on that. laughed about it then next thing it fell on the ground and we were like wut haha then went over and it was jumping and schitzing backwards and couldnt jump properly. it tried to fly but didnt work. did this was some time then it just fell on its side and died.
it was perfectly fine before it hopped in the chop. man was fucking hilarious but poor bug

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:19pm

My buddy and I bought a mouse at PetSmart and got that mofo high as a kite. His eyes got low as fuck, shit had me cracking up.

 
 
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:58am
meghan333 Says:

lmao, when i break up weed, i have to put my face like 6 inches from the tray so can see, and i blew the weed off the tray so many fucking times that for that last year or more, i hold my breath the entire time i break up weed. i can know hold my breath for over a minute without a struggle lol...

 
 
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:35am

You should invest in a grinder using your fingers is that Stone Age shit yo haha

 
 
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:42am

Rolling a blunt on this concrete bridge/drainage pipeline above this creek in a Colorado suburb. Was rolling it and wind picked up OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE and in all but 10 seconds I watched all the little green partials confetti into the river with one gust

 
 
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:52pm
Blazin_Bob Says:

Me and my friend were driving around and smoking a bowl and i looked over at him while he was hitting it and he laughed and blew the burning weed out of the bowl and burnt a big hole in his pants!

 
 
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:23pm
CamBam. Says:

My and my buddies had just broke down about a blunt's worth of weed on top of the plastic bag that it came in and we were just about to roll it when my friend takes his shirt off so he wouldn't smell like weed when he went home. But when he takes his shirt off, he flaps the fucking thing to straighten it out or whatever, and the bag goes flying in the air. BUT! It never flipped. The shit went up and then gracefully floated down and landed on the ground, weed side up. Crisis averted.

 
 
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:48pm
soad01fan Says:

One of the first times I smoked, this guy I kinda knew, but not all that great was at this party I was at, and brought over some white widow and let me smoke in the group, and when it came around to me I coughed while hitting it, and coughed out all the weed. We were outside at night so no way we could find it after that happened. I felt so bad, but luckily he was cool, and now he's one of my good buds, and we kick it all the time.

 
 
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 9:52pm

So me and my best friend went down to our amazing smoke spot. It’s down by this little creek that leads out to a big lazy river. Anyways we sat on this little bank thats perfect for sitting maybe I’ll take and submit later. That be a cool night! Pics of your spot night? Anyway we Smoked out of my little homemade little pine wood bowl. Got like blazed af, sparkly stars around shit and everything. It’s was awesome. Don’t know what we were smoking though
Anyway we smoke and got all deep into some conversation about how squirrels were tigers of the forest and some shit. The squirrels were coming up to us and saying hi to us. My friend thought the squirrels were all characters from alvin and the chipmunks except we couldn’t find Simon! She was getting all mad and out of no where was like “Let’s go get munchies!” Soo we walked down to dollar general which is like a 10 minute walk away. We went inside both got 2 large BBQ pringle cans and some arizonas. Then i had the bright ass idea “LETS GET SOME EYEDROPS!” So we went and picked out some dollar eyedrops and went to the register and got rung up.
I was watchin’ the guy wring up my shit. He could so tell i was fucked up, (kept looking at my eyes and he had that look on his face). I was watchin’ and i noticed he rung up my eye drops first did something then they were gone and then he wrung up my food. It was only like a $1.50 for everything when it should have been like $3.25. Got my receipt and discovered he payed for my eye drops! I was like fuck yea dollar general man! You rock!

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 11:08pm
boo_212121 Says:
 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:45am

This time I cleaned my grinder out when I was out of bud, and got like a bowl of kief, and then dropped the piece of paper I had it on. That shit just disappeared into the carpet. Haha

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:56am
ubersmokez Says:

This one time me and my bro, ty, were smoking out of this huge ass blue bong I had just traded a half for, in his room. And we were high af, like a solid [8], and we were just sitting there, neither of us saying a word for like 15 minutes. Then, we both turned at the same time and looked at each other, blinked really derp-like, and lost our shit! We ended up laughing for like 10 minutes straight, then we packed another bowl and watched mythbusters. Great night

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:08am

I brought my pipe to the river one time (stupid I know) and I dropped my pipe in the shallow end of the river -_-
Lucky I had more!!! lol

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:44am

been so stoned i ashed a fresh bowl in the ash tray 1 time

 
 
Sat, 12/15/2012 - 2:03am
AnimalChin Says:

hahaha, i lol'd. totally something i'd do

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:36am
schweg10 Says:

Me and 2 of my buddies were smoking a blunt in a car. One of my buddies in the front seat went to go pass me the blunt in the back. He hit his hand Against the car right by the open sunroof and lost the blunt that was not even halfway smoked.So we pull over and look all over the road where we think it flew out the sunroof. We finally give up after about 20 minutes of searching and go back to the car. The blunt was siting in the passenger seat the whole time.

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:05am
stonederer Says:

stoner dropped a gram one day, had to carpetsurf and actually found more than I started with. good times.

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 7:29am
Pl0xgasm Says:

One night when I was super ripped, my mate passed me the bong when he had finished and I blew the ash out. However, little did I know that he had already cleared the ash. What went all over my face? A big ass packed cone.

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 11:25am
sanchez75 Says:

one time were smokin out this nerdy kid, he seemed pretty stressed so me and the homies invited him to come smoke with us. He doesnt smoke often but he he has smoked before and we had this bong named J-Lo (R.I.P) and we had picked up 2 strains anakin and green crack. this is the first time any of us had ever had anakin but anyway long story short my homie packed the bowl so he had greens then it went to the nerdy kid and he toook a FAT HIT! and blew back into the bong and anakin when all over the place!! so none of us except 1 homie and the nerdy kid got to taste the anakin. so we made him jump in the pool hahaha

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 12:58pm
pookeymeow Says:

I was smoking in a car with my sister and a couple of her friends whom I'd just met and I spilled the last little bit of weed on the floor. I cried. Lol

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:49pm
Blu_Dreamz Says:

Oh boy lol...
Well, you know how the bowl gets hot after you've been hitting it repeatedly?
My genius stoned self decided to cool it down by holding it in front of the air conditioner vent in the car we were hot-boxing. Needless to say it fucking snowed weed and ash lmao. But the bowl was cooled! ;)

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:26pm
Blue_Dream Says:

I drop so much weed. I have been smoking for so long but i just have too shaky of hands. But if there's one thing I learned about dropping weed, it's that you have to be able to pick it all up once its on the ground.

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:00pm

One time I was smoking my bong with one of my dudes and it was his first time smoking a bong. He took such a huge hit because he didn't know what he was doing and instantly started coughing into the bong. When he started coughing his mouth was pretty much still on it and he ended up basically blowing half the water out and onto me. Needless to say I was pretty pissed.

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:12pm

Alright so one day I was smokin with my friends, got high and drove home to go to sleep and I wanted to smoke some more so I decided to roll my first ever joint. I broke up some bud on my mousepad and was gonna transfer it to the wrap. One little piece of weed feel off the mousepad so I picked up the corner of the pad and all the weed rolled off onto my desk. I picked up as much as I could, put it back on the mousepad, and decided to look up how to roll a j on youtube. I turned my monitor and it bumped my mousepad off my desk, respilling my once spilled weed on my carpet. I then scavenged all the carpet weed I could, set it on my mousepad, and picked the fuzzies out. I finally got a j rolled and smoked it and was content.

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:55pm
foGGyfiG Says:

Coughed into my bong one time, covered myself in bong water, sheets smelled like bong water, bong water on the walls, little pieces of soaked weed everywhere....

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:17pm
shocka-bra Says:

My roommate use to have a 8 spike Zong. The bowl on it was enough for one good big hit. So my other roomate ripped it and caughed into the zong and it blew the bowl and bong water on the ground lol

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:29pm

Oh god yes. It was during spring when I had allergies and I walked through the nearby forest to my friends house, mind you my nose is almost completely stuffed at this point. I get to his place, we go to his basement, chop up some weed and we dumped it out on a magazine. I then had the urge to sneeze so I held it in as hard as I could and I saved it. Then the worst thing happened. A second one came and I was not expecting it. The weed...oh god the weed

 
 
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:33pm

This one time I was with my black friend smoking a bowl in this little area of woods by my house right outside of Baltimore city and this police helicopter, probably looking for some murderer, was shining a spotlight all over the place and I made a joke saying "what if those cops are looking for us" then we laughed and right as I put the bowl up to my mouth to take a hit the spotlight stopped right on my face and I just froze haha I had no Idea what to do so I put my thumb over the bowl, so I didn't spill the good bud, and we both ran like hell but the only way out of those woods is to go up a hill so we were running up the hill and half way up I just have up and started walking then once I got to the top my friend and I sat down and finished the bowl and just laughed about the whole thing!