yeah that just happened.

and people say stoners have reflexes of a dead cat. pshhh

call if you need me to come over and bust some flies in your house.

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Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:16pm


Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:30am
wsmith407 Says:

Haha, at my work last summer we had a problem with flys... people were trying to kill them all the time with the fly swatter and couldn't get any of them, I just ninjad them with my hands.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 12:33pm
SwichOne Says:
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 1:07pm
lbass Says:

Naw my flies don't need busting, they cool. They chilling makin maggots and shit outside in the trash, all pulsing and...GOD DAMNIT GET OVER HERE, THEY SPREADING LIKE CRAZY. COME ICE THESE MUTHAFUCKAS.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:27am

but your spiderman, man. pretty sure you can handle those flies easy

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:30pm
h4n2k0r Says:

kind of a dick thing to say not gonna lie man

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:32pm
lbass Says:

Uh oh someone in the interwebz doesn't have a sense of humor.

Seriously dude?

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:20pm
Shen Says:

Im sorry, but was I supposed to laugh at that?

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 3:01pm
high'Lo Says:

What the fuck dude. Most random one I've seen yet.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 5:44pm
molly22 Says:
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:05pm

its insane how quick those things take off.

imagine if they were the size of humans then you would get a perspective on how damn fast they are lol

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:26pm

Did you throw it outside? I used to kill bugs but now I'm a peaceful hippy and just release them outside

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:47pm

You liar! You probably smoked it out and then caught it ahahaha

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:52pm
Ellectrik Says:

I hope you didn't kill the poor thing :(

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:09am

This happened to me once too. I was woken up by a fly buzzing around my room. I watched it for a few seconds and then it landed on a pillow on my floor. So I instantly took the airsoft pistol off my bed and shit its wings off first try. I didn't get up after but stared at it in amazement of what had just happened

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:54am
turbohigh Says:

just listen to this site after smoking: - they have FREE MUSIC

blast that shit, my favorite genre is TRAP but I like dubstep too.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:25am

Getting baked with my friend today, he just put his thumb and forefinger together for no reason while talking, and realized he caught a fly! He wasn't even trying to though. I just heard a bzzzzzzzz wzzhhhhoppp as he caught it hehe

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 7:07pm
mrskooter Says:

Note I cannot blaze at this time but when I was at boot camp at marine recruit depot parris island SC while in a class I caught a fly with my hand and my first sergant (225 lb black man that puts up 405 on bench) was behind me and yea lets just say it wasnt good but looking back on it now ot was all a good time :)

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 10:09pm

Yesterday i dropped my $martphone Sobber.
Today i caught the blunt with my foot.