Hey guys...Head of Coconut here with yet another random thoughts Highdea. By now, you're probably hoping I'll retire after this and you're kinda right. This might be the last one I do because I feel like they suck and...does anyone else have a weird craving for Almondjoys right now? I heard those are made from monkey testicles. What am I doing? Oh yeah that's right I'm doing


Kick back, massage your nipples, train your Geodude, and get ready to read some stuff filled with words.

Is "Guy" seriously a name now a days? I know there's that fat fuck Pikachu lookin ass on Food Network named Guy, but why on Earth would someone name their kid Guy. At least name him Gus. Like Gus Griswalt from Recess. Gus "The Goon" Griswalt. Now that's a baller ass name. But Guy? That's so mysterious...

When the pigs try to get at you drop it like it's hot. After about 7 years or so, I finally figured out that means get rid of your drugs when being chased by the cops. I also learned that the Ridin Dirty by Chamillionaire is about cops thinking that you have drugs on you.


Tell me I'm not the only teenage male in here that thinks porn is absolutely fucking disgusting? I mean how they fuck does a girl taking a dick in the ass turn people on? I still watch porn, but only lesbian porn. That sometimes still even grosses me out. I hate when I'm just minding my own business, watching 2 hot girls go at it, then I look to the sidebar to see a girl basically getting raped in the ass. And another thing, who the fuck gets off to cartoon porn? What's that shit called, hentai or something? How does a Pikachu fucking a Jigglypuff get anyone horny? This world is filled with some fucked up fuckers...And I like it.(I'm not judging anyone btw. Obviously everyone is fucked up in different ways.)

I don't get why weatherman say there's a 50% chance of snow tonight. Isn't there always a 50% chance of snow during the winter? It either snows or it doesn't, there aren't really other options unless a group of dinosaurs fall from the sky with robotic laser powers from the future and plan to enslave all of us. For the record, that'd be cool as fuck.

This site has a pretty hypocritical community. So many people say "Stop posting stupid Facebook statuses" or "This site is for discovering new things" First of all, creating a Highdea complaining about stupid posts is in fact a stupid post and a Facebook status because people complain about pointless shit all day on Fackbook. And they make shitty Highdeas all day but they want everyone else to make amazing ones.Second of all, why does everyone think weed gives like mystical powers or something? It brings out some of your inner creativeness. It doesn't make you a rocket science and you're not just gonna get high one day and find proof of God or something. Third of all, I don't come on this site to discover something incredibly new or try to create a great invention. I come
on here to see other peoples' perspectives on things and how they view the world. I also like seeing jokes and shit but the main reason I'm here is for the comments. I don't know why but comments are just so awesome.

The smoke-in
Just like a drive-in movie. You pull into a parking lot filled with a bunch of other cars(most hotboxed). You all just sit in your cars, chill, and smoke. Sometimes you can even car hop to other cars to meet and smoke.(This made so much more sense in my mind when I was baking in a Wal-Mart parking lot.)

I love this site and everyone on it, but it is definitely slowly dieing down.

Brazilian accents are pretty hot...

Why do we say "Yo I'm high as hell"? Shouldn't we say "Yo I'm high as heaven"? Heaven is supposedly above Earth, while hell is below.

Raptor Jesus

I wonder if anyone even has the username of Highdeas...

Weezy F Baby, the F is for Fail

I like how it's the beginning of 2012 and people are just starting to say "YOLO"(Which sounds like some homosexual candy and is short for You Only Live Once). So because the end of the world is supposedly near, you just found out you only have one life? I could have sworn that people have been around for thousands of years and none of them lived twice. Why do people say life is short? Life isn't short. It's the longest thing in your life. You watch seconds, minutes, hours,days,months, sometimes years just swiftly float by. On the realz, fuck life. I'm just waiting for a meteor to wipe out everyone so that we can become legends like the dinosaurs.

I'm not a rapist, I'm a rape artist...

After "Highdeaing" for a couple months, I came to the realization that your Highdeas are like p00p. If you try to force one out real quick, it's never gonna make it to the big time and even if it does it won't be your proudest moment. But if you let one come to you and just flow out, no matter how much fame it recieves, you'll always be satisfied with it.

Furby anyone?

Read this article about this North American tribe that has been discovered recently and look how weird their culture is.

Everyone on Highdeas should make a Myspace account. Then we can all be friends and shit but secretly because no one uses Myspace anymore.

For women only. The dildo pipe. Smoke a bowl then stroke your hole.

A side effect of weed. Gives you the mind process of thinking that you can do anything. Honestly, that's a bad side effect of weed if you ask me. You always see people on here posting things like "Let's all go smoke in front of the white house" and shit but we all know it isn't going to happen. You can't do anything better when you're high. You might think you can, but you can't. It's basically a less severe PCP. I love that everyone is dedicated to weed and
waiting for it to get its justice, but stop over exaggerating it. It doesn't make the world better. Smoking a bowl won't solve all your problems. It'll make you forget about them for a little bit but then you'll think about them right after. It isn't gonna provide world peace, it's not like everyone in the whole world is going to get high at the same time and then all become friends. Even if they did, it probably wouldn't last over a day.

Are we looking at our reflection in the mirror or is our reflection in the mirror looking at us? What if we're the reflection to a second dimension.

Now if you actually read the article I posted above about that North American tribe, then you probably think that they are a bunch of weirdos. But are they? Take another look. The name of the tribe is Nacirema. Spell it backwards. American. That's our typical American society. We're so fucking weird, yet we feel like every other culture is weird. The world is a fucked up place.

Ummm...I don't really have anymore thoughts so I'll call this Highdea a wrap. I feel it wasn't really up to par with a good highdea so hopefully a couple of songs can save the day.

Blue and Exile-The World Is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEIsr8hTikA&list=LLFveCElWXCdiHpPo5Yt3Z8A&index=2&feature=plpp_video
Jay Electronica- So What You Saying http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrhFiY56lm4&list=LLFveCElWXCdiHpPo5Yt3Z8A&index=1&feature=plpp_video
Jay Electronica- Exhibit C http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBbDXX6r624&list=LLFveCElWXCdiHpPo5Yt3Z8A&index=20&feature=plpp_video
Earl Sweatshirt- Epar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re-iKOvz8LI
Tayyib Ali- California Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qIWXtcTpTA&list=LLFveCElWXCdiHpPo5Yt3Z8A&index=22&feature=plpp_video
XV ft Kendrick Lamar- textbook Stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dekYReelicc&list=FLFveCElWXCdiHpPo5Yt3Z8A&index=9&feature=plpp_video
Chill Black Guys- Smoking on Purp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m920JCsMavo&list=PLBE97C1886004CBC5&index=28&feature=plpp_video

(Sorry about posting so many songs...)
Final notice, this is probably the last "random thoughts" Highdea I'll post. I think I'm going to try to write a short story for the first time because I'm basically out of random thoughts...Peace out, now eat that

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Sun, 02/19/2012 - 7:25pm


Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:13pm

Guys please go easy on me, I spent a lot of time on the hearts❤

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:01pm
jpardue13 Says:

hahah that tribe shit freaked me out til i realized Nacirema = American backwards

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 6:31am

I Lost it at the rub your nipples........giggity

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:25pm
p1nky Says:
Tue, 02/14/2012 - 2:34pm
Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:39pm

That's what I'm saying. If I was a girl, I'd def. be a lesbian.

edit: I swear I replied to your reply to my comment right under this one..............

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 8:27pm

Some girls get out of control though. They start shoving pickles in your vagina when you're not looking and shit. I'm just gonna become asexual/

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:29am

ah yes, the old one-two pickle snatch trick. gotta watch out for those

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:57pm

So i started dating this girl about 3 days ago and shes been making it hard for me. she has these huge ass titties that iv been wondering what the nipples are like..lets just say, not what i expected

this is so retarded now that a read it but ima post it anyways

i think ima continue

oh wait i was replying to a comment, my bad i wont block y'all

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 12:24am
Tue, 02/14/2012 - 2:35pm

Finally I'm not the only one. Dicks just creep me the fuck out.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:28am

I'm a girl, and I'm straight. I prefer lesbian porn though- penis's are fucking ugly.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 2:42pm

Exactly. I'm not even trying to be like an anti-homosexual douche bag, but penises just creep me out.

And I really didn't know girls watch porn.That's pretty sweet

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:01pm
Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:51pm
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:07am

I like lesbian porn but i usually just watch regular, guess im weird

Sun, 10/20/2013 - 9:37pm

I only watch lesbian porn and pov porn. So it looks like it's me. Anything not pov or lesbian and I'm like "I don't wanna see that mother fucker's crusty ass get the hell outta here"

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 12:30am
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 1:45pm

Yeah I bet you do. Nice rack by the way ;)

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 4:57pm

the chances of that pic actually being her is like a penguin to a carrot.... 0.o

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 6:37pm
PaperZebra Says:
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:45am
MoLTReZ Says:

we all should go on myspace , or at lease something. LazyKush is a little weird

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:29am

Fuck smoking in walmart parking lots. Me and my brother were burning one about 6 months ago and some guy opened my door thinking it was his car. His face got so red lol.

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:54pm
yoinkie Says:

haha. Well I for one havealways enjoyed your clusterfuck highdeas. But you do what you gotta do, A short story would be awesome though. You can put a clusterfuck of highdeas into a story!

Im a fan of situational porn, more then just porn porn. You could have the hottest girl in the world being fucked, and I would just think "meh". But give me an average looking female whose home alone with her best male friend, and her step mom comes home and says "let me teach you two how to get nasty" ohhhhhh man, yes. Role play, set up, fantasy, all that good stuff is goooooood stuff.

Highdeas are indeed like poop. You should never create one to please others, always remember that no matter how great a poop may be, you are the one who enjoyed it the most.

Haha, were you trying to be hypocritical when you went off on the rant about people bitching about highdeas? Cuz it sounded like you were bitching about people bitching about people bitching about highdeas. "Yo dawg, I heard you like bitching about highdeas. So I started bitching about bitching about bitching about highdeas dawgggg."

You should market your dildo pipe, people love pipes, its a romantic gift. My buddy owns a smoke shop, and he said he sold the most pipe all year yesterday(valentines day).

The songs were tight. and thanks for the hearts, baby ;)

Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:48pm

yeah I know I sounded super hypocritical with bitching about people bitching about people bitching.
The only reason I wouldn't want to make a dildo pipe though is because it'd be weird to tell everyone. Like when I buy a house and meet my new neighbors and they ask me what my job is and I have to tell them I make dildos. They'd think I'm some sort of freak.

If you liked that first song, The World Is... by Blu and Exile, you should really go download their album Below the Heavens. That shit is straight fire. I heard it's like $50 retail price...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:23am

My favorite part of highdeas is also the comments section! I was devastated when the comments tab was taken away for a couple days!

Furby's scared the shit out of me. My friend was obsessed with them and had a few of them. I swear they were possessed or something. Especially with their little Furby language, sitting there talking to eachother, what the fuck!?

Dildo pipes. I bout lost it! That's golden.

One time I was super stoned and getting ready to leave the house. I was standing in front of the mirror, about to do my hair or makeup, but I ended up putting my face right up to the mirror. I was staring at myself right in the eyes, 3 inches from my own face and started talking to myself in my head. It was intense. BTW, that is too close to be having conversations with anyone, even yourself.

I had to read that article on the Nacirema tribe in anthropology last semester. Fooled half the class!

I love pecans. And they also look like vaginas.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:20pm
meowow Says:

This is the best thing ever written...
i lol'd the whole way through.

"This world is filled with some fucked up fuckers...And I like it"

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:35pm

"you're not just gonna get high one day and find proof of God or something."
The herb IS God, Coco!
And since you posted this highdea, that is proof enough for me that you, Coconut, exist.

This highdea was weird, crazy, funny, and thoughtful.
The shit about Americans, hahahaha! It's so odd to look at it in the way that reading was portrayed.

Bravo CoconutHead!

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 2:13am
Roll_High Says:

You're a weird lil fella lol. But your funny and I like this highDEA. One of the only lil things I read here and though how interesting your view of it was, was how you said, "Smoking a bowl won't solve all your problems. It'll make you forget about them for a little bit but then you'll think about them right after. It isn't gonna provide world peace,..." Well I disagree to a certain degree, andI feel like I speak for the rest of us when I say that 'everyone experiences the affects of marijuana differently' (I know you're probably gonna read that and say "yeah of course..lol") But just for an example, Most people consider smoking weed be an "experience enhancer" rather than an just a way to forget about life for awhile. If your feeling good, or in a good mood, it may make everything seem even better. When some people feel down or depressed, smoking might not be the very best choice and they might get even more into or more emotional about their problems. However I wouldn't be surprised as to how many people would strongly stand behind me and clearly state that getting high leads to a new understanding or perspective on a problem, helping to resolve it and lift your spirits. It has been reported that Mary Jane can be extremely helpful to people with terminal illness, helping them shake off depression and live out their remaining time with ndignity and a feeling happiness.

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 12:46pm

It's funny how you said Gus and I immediately thought of Gus from recess, then right after I thought that you mentioned him.
Anyways you made some good points on this highdea.
And I never knew that about 'drop it like its hot', so i learned something.
And i'll give those songs a listen, i haven't listened to some QUALITY rap in a while!

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:40pm

Hahaha I forgot all about that show recess I miss that show and damn if you only like lesbo porn then you'd think I was a pretty weird fuck if you knew what I watched (not cartoon porn but still most would prob consider it kinda weird)

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 2:26am
Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:42pm

i'm really high and i just found a typo in that article on Indians.... ' If there age no naturally occurring holes in the teeth ' .. lmao they put 'age' instead of 'are' .... typos always make my day a little butter

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 6:47pm
Baked_Lays Says:

This had so many points that needed to be said. Especially how people think smoking makes you smart, or its the cure everything drug for your life. Honestly I think people these days abuse marijuana, more than smoking it to get a decent buzz. You also have an awesome taste in music coconuthead.

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 7:30pm
l1lyyl1l Says:

I clicked on one of the song links and it took me to all your favorited videos :) Woop woop.

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:48pm

the one thing i dont like about highdeas is that its so fucking hard to get ur ideas "known" i mean i spend a good 30 mins coming up with an idea or i think of something rlly insightful and no one notices it, its depressing

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:59pm
Elnicko Says:
Sun, 02/19/2012 - 11:57pm

omg so that was so long i didnt even want to finish it lmao srry... not a bad writer.... just entirely too stoned um um um holy fuck im high

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 6:31am
CosmicFuzz Says:

I'll have whatever this guy is smoking! Great highdea dude.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:00pm
Chuckee Says:

Love the highdeas funny as shit and kendrick xv and tayyib are awesome

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:37pm

This made my day. Thank you coconuthead, Raptor Jesus will always love you ❤

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:02am

my geography teacher made my class read the nacerima article! i was the one who noticed it was american backwards....probably because i was stoned.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:47am
lohBdoed Says:

the 'dildo pipe' bit made me wet.. yup, i'm one of those freaks.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 8:46pm
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:42am

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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:57am

dude just wait, if these scratch offs workout im going to fly you to my house so we can smoke up, ponder some shit, and then do the ooky cookie to some lesbian porn. no homo

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 9:44pm

dude your literally the funniest fucking person...when I read your shit all i wanna do is...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr4HoQWVHl4