EVERY computer in the universe is programmed to become 10x slower when you're watching porn and you hear your mom coming down the hallway.

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Wed, 06/01/2011 - 6:12pm


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Sat, 05/28/2011 - 4:42pm

and then you try to close out of it and it freezes

 
 
Sat, 05/28/2011 - 5:05pm
FreeThinka Says:
 
 
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 2:32pm

Dude downvote yourself so it can be 420! I upvoted originally and I can only make it 419 or 421!

EDIT: This is totally irrelevant now..

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 12:05pm
redeyes420 Says:
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 2:18pm
wizz Says:

yeah it's weird how that shit happens. It's like the ONE time you need it to close instantly it won't. Any other time I click to exit out it goes just fine. I think it senses urgency and the computer has a mini panic attack, slowing itself down.
http://highdeas.com/hd/Only_thing_better_than_going_to_the_movies_high

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 3:23pm
pmhslax16 Says:
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:02pm

Guys, next time this happens just throw your arms in the air and run out of the room screaming. Tell your mom the devil took over your computer and started showing filthy videos of two barely legal girls sucking each others' toes.
or whatever you guys like to watch, idk

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:01pm
SheSoBomb Says:
 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:43am
dizzl3 Says:
 
 
Sat, 05/28/2011 - 5:56pm
305miami Says:
 
 
Wed, 06/01/2011 - 5:56pm
binkker Says:
 
 
Wed, 06/01/2011 - 6:33pm
BadMitch Says:

BadMitch did this as a practical joke on people all over the world.

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 2:13pm
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 2:23pm
wizz Says:

BadMitch is losing all his comical value. Could this be the fall of BadMitch? Bro start labeling your stuff like this..

NotReallyThatFunnyAfterYouRealizeMyJokesAreAllTheSameMitch

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 3:33pm

hahahaha yes this means badmitch2 prevails and can stop annoying the many people that dislike him

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 7:40pm
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 9:02pm
69blunts Says:
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:04pm
SheSoBomb Says:

Damn BadMitch you need to stop being a wanna be Chuck Norris.. -___- just saying.

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:35pm
Carlo Says:
 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 2:02am

I think badmitch is more badass than chuck norris

 
 
Sat, 06/04/2011 - 8:54am
wizz Says:

@Blazed, I think you're too high to think straight man.

 
 
Sun, 06/05/2011 - 6:39pm
 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 2:48am

You know, it kills me we talk about how we are peaceful people and stoners yet when someone posts something like this you all downvote and talk shit?? what the hell hypocrites..and so whats the big deal about the comment anyway, that's actually kinda funny if you got that shit on video and worked with the idea a little bit that has a lot of potential..Hmm guess if yall smoked a little more you could see that.

 
 
Wed, 06/01/2011 - 6:20pm
Ptownderek Says:
 
 
Wed, 06/01/2011 - 6:30pm

omg ive been plagued by this many times >____<

 
 
Wed, 06/01/2011 - 6:54pm

bro just turn off the moniter..dont forget to put your boner away either lmfao

 
 
Wed, 06/01/2011 - 9:26pm
tori2011 Says:
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 12:05pm
codyrich26 Says:

or you shut the screen and your mom just hears the porn instead of seeing it. awkward

 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:06am
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 2:33pm
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 3:08pm
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 6:31pm
VonKruber Says:
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 6:35pm

"GEEZ MOM, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MUH ROOM...ITS GOOD FOR ME!"

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 6:48pm

just tell your mom your watching a documentary xD

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 7:53pm

Or you could lock the door..or use a magazine..or do something elseee, damn. If you don't want your mom to see your cock, wait until you're ALONE..come on, man. Is the stomach drop and cold panic really worth that awkward conversation you'll eventually have to have?

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:11pm
FreeThinka Says:

1. I don't have a lock on my door.
2. I dont have any porn magazines and I don't feel like spending money for masturbational purposes.
3. Chill out. Its just something funny that I knew people could relate to.

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:19pm
Steve515 Says:
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:25pm
PapaStump Says:

this hatin emo bitch needs to get sum pussy yo, maybe shed chill if she got laid :)

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:33pm
FreeThinka Says:

Don't start flamin people on my highdea guys. She didn't insult me or anything, no need for the negativity

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 9:21pm
ThaBraze Says:

Thats really mature. Good job bro. I'm not being sarcastic.

 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 4:02am
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 9:45pm
8up Says:

GIRL I'M W/ YA HUN!!! FUCK THESE SOCK ON THE COCK, STILL LIVING @ HOME W/"MOMMY". SPANKING ASS VIRGIN'S!!! GO FIND A JOB, THEN A PLACE "OF YOUR OWN" SO MOMMY WON'T WALK IN & GET A FACE FULL OF SPLUGE IN THERE FACE, GET A REAL GIRL NOT A COTTON F-ING SOCK.. THEN YOU DUMB ASSES GETTING CAUGHT "EVERY TIME!!!!!" WON'T BE AN ISSUE .. WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS..

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:05pm
FreeThinka Says:

I hope you know that I take you just about as seriously as I do a baby monkey with a birth deficiency.

 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 4:04am

Hey 8up...

Lucifer Sam, siam cat.
Always sitting by your side
Always by your side.
That cat's something I can't explain.
Ginger, ginger, Jennifer Gentle you're a witch.
You're the left side
He's the right side.
Oh, no!
That cat's something I can't explain.
Lucifer go to sea.
Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat.
Somewhere, anywhere.
That cat's something I can't explain.
At night prowling sifting sand.
Hiding around on the ground.
He'll be found when you're around.
That cat's something I can't explain!

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:57pm

That question was rhetorical, anyway, and the rest were merely suggestions. Yeah it is funny, and I CAN relate, at least from the mom perspective, but you took it outta context. I'm just saying, weird shit can be prevented. And to that guy who referred to me as a bitch: Who's really the bitch here? You went so low so soon, you don't even know me.

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 9:17pm
PapaStump Says:
 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:07pm
FreeThinka Says:

Yup I agree, all I'm sayin is that this is for humorous purposes. I mean I appreciate all the masturbation tips and everything, but that's not why I posted this hahaha.

 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:18am

Good point, haha. But this IS highdeas, after all. You post a highDEA, you get highMENTS. Regardless of the reason why, keep being funny, please. :)

 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:34am
FreeThinka Says:

Hahaha yes indeed. I'm all for freedom of speech, so fuck it x)
And that i shall try to do :p

 
 
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 9:36pm
8up Says:

Can I just say that you all are spending wayyyyy 2 much time spanking to a computer... Find a girl or guy whatever you boys prefrance is.... and smoke a fatty 2gether and then shag away..Just a lil advice for you dumb asses getting cautgh "EVERYTIME" DUMB ASSES!!!!