Welcome to another post of a bunch of random shit by yours truly Coc-U-Nut-Head
Let's get this Tea party started

Am I the only one that thinks puke colored water would be da bomb? Imagine just walking around in the mall with the water in your mouth then spit it out and act like you just threw up. People would be like EWWWWWW WTF. Then you get on the floor and start licking it up hahaha.
(this was inspired by a random kid I saw who looked like he was going to punch me in the nuts so I thought it would be funny if I threw up.)

Highdea of the day
There should be just one Highdea on the front page per day so that Highdea gets mad hype and shit. Now it can't just be a shitty Highdea that got the most upvotes in a day, there should be a daily poll with recently popular Highdeas and every user gets to vote for one only and which ever gets the most votes wins.

Drake and Josh

I wonder if acorns falling off trees are like meteors falling to squirrels and small bugs/animals.

Best idea ever: Fake pregnancy tests that come out positive everytime

"No matter how hot a girl is, she'll always look ugly when she is running."-CoconutHead

I've noticed just about every shitty Highdea that gets popular was made in March 2011

I just got mad at my computer because it didn't remember my password. How mad would my computer be if I forgot to plug in his chord everyday? Pretty damn mad

I think I have an alter ego when I'm under the influence of marijwanna. I'm not sure, but I think his name is "Bitch Nigga". Yes I said Bitch Nigga. He talks like he's black but has the whitest,girliest voice ever. I'll see someone guy driving in a shitty car and Bitch Nigga will be all like "Damn that nigga burnin.

I'm kinda jealous of people with Down Syndrome. They're the only people that don't have to act their age.

Why don't we wash our balls after we take a piss? I mean we wash our hands but not our balls. You wash your hands because you were touching your dick but your hands are probably dirtier than your dick is.(unless you got the herps)

This is probably one of my favorite Highdeas I've ever read http://highdeas.com/hd/Bed_Floor
I read it and I was instantly like holy sheeeet. That'd be fucking awesome.

I think it'd be funny as hell if the guy from Pawn Stars smoked weed.I can imagine him trying to buy from his dealer.
"Hey man how much for an eighth of this shit?"
"Well I just picked this up and it's flame as fuck. $50."
"oooh. Idk man. I don't know exactly what kind of weed it is and I'm taking a shot in the dark here. I'll go like $15 on it and I really don't even feel
comfortable giving that much."
"Bro this shit is straight fire. It's some of that Narnia chronic."
"Let me call in my buddy. He's an expert on weed and knows all about this kinda stuff. Hopefully we can make a deal."

SO when someone gets busted with weed the cops put it in an evidence locker. After a long enough period time they need to get rid of it. They do that by burning it. Isn't that the reason why they consfiscated it? Because someone was burning it and inhaling it?

Since the most popular Highdea of Highdeas is about midgets I guess I'll write about what I want to do with midgets.
I'm going to hold open meetings across the country and gather about 300-500 midgets to jounrey with me throughout the biggest cities in the US of A.
So me and like 3 of my real sized friends are going to dress up as Super Smash Brothers characters. I'll be Luigi,my friend will be Yoshi, and my other friend will be Captain Falcon. So we're just going to walk through the city at first in these costumes then on a walkie talkie I'll say 3...2...1...Go! A swarm of 300-500 midgets dressed up in Kirby outfits will then rush through the city all at the same. It'd turn into a giant game of Smash Bros!That'd be fucking nuts. They would do anything to try to kill us even if they have to break store windows and steal shit (Midgets can't get in trouble because they aren't real people. No offense.) Just try to imagine. Try to imagine what it would look like if you were in a skyscraper and you saw 500 pink globs of gum running around going tits everywhere. Holy elephant testicles that'd be so fucking crazy.
http://qkme.me/359h71 (That's my favorite of all time)


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Fri, 12/02/2011 - 11:52pm


Fri, 11/11/2011 - 6:23pm

I think that midget idea may be better than the midget village. It's very true about the march thing though. Lots of shitty ideas in March. It's the waning month of winter, maybe that has something to do with it?

Sat, 12/03/2011 - 2:25am
yelloway Says:

if i was a midget id be like fuck all these highdea assholes and their stupid fucking ideas

Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:22pm
Smithhy Says:

I'd be happy to be a midget, just imagine all the nooks and crannies you could explore if you weren't a towering 5-6ft fellow.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 3:32pm

I always think about what it would be like to be a foot tall. To wonder the world at 12 inches....

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 6:39pm
Wilfred. Says:

the pawn stars guy buying from his dealer made me laugh.

i noticed the shitDEAS in march as well.

also a real life super smash brothers would be []D [] []V[] []D , i would choose to be either mr. game and watch or roy.

also, this picture made me laugh.

Sat, 12/03/2011 - 1:08am

that was my personal favorite scenario too, lol.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 9:20pm
But....why Says:

i think it'd be funnier if the test always came up negative so they think they're in the clear but in reality there a lil bastard in there eatin all her food

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:34am

haha that would be so funny...unless you're an unknowingly pregnant lady

Fri, 11/25/2011 - 2:51am
TrollJizz Says:

lmao this whole fuckin thing just oozes awesome.. aha your'e a funny lil shit

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:12am
Elnicko Says:

Evrything above the links should replace the current popular page.
Thanks man.

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 5:19am
MoLTReZ Says:

okay so this Super Smash idea.A little better way of doing it is that you get four midgets dressed up as whatever characters. Make a HUGE fake outline of a TV out of cardboard. Make the background for a random level which ever one is easiest. Get four homies , then you all act like your playing as one of the midgets with a fake ass controller. But do it in a hella open pubic place.

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:10pm

"Midgets can't get in trouble because they aren't real people. No offense."
i just died laughing.

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:11pm

"Midgets can't get in trouble because they aren't real people. No offense."
i just died laughing.

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 10:57pm

I'm going to start the business of fake pregnancy tests that always show positive because that is the greatest fucking idea ever bitch nigga.

Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:54am

Yeah!! 40th upvote to make this kickass highdea popular as it should be. Thank you for the laughs :)

Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:57pm
Ummmm..... Says:

your smoke weed nigga picture was better man it fit with the pic well.. made me laugh every time

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 4:51pm
maaaggss Says:

you can do that, just put skittles in your water and leave it for a while it will colour it :D

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 12:41am

you have so many great highdeas in there i lost count. you can make alot of individual great fucking ideas man