Is my kid smoking pot?

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Submitted by meowow on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 11:37pm

I stumbled upon this...

http://www.ismykidsmokingpot.com/

the link speaks for it's self, it's redonkulous

haha take a look, notice how they have a picture of air freshener.. you know, just in case you don't know what that is.

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Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:14pm

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Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:31am

Ganjika Says:

lmao.. they called it "Chinese-eyed"

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:05am

ijustwannablaze Says:

"If a law is unjust smoke weed"-Thomas Jefferson

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 7:29pm

alaskan4ninja20 Says:

Hahah it's If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. – Thomas Jefferson.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 7:47pm

ijustwannablaze Says:

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:47pm

Articuno Says:

early to bed, early to toke, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and stoked. -Ben Franklin

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:20pm

grassguy420 Says:

"Although not exactly the same, the smell is very similar to that of burning marijuana."

hmmm... really,..

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:01pm

cRaZyxxxHigH Says:

Whoever made that article must of been a stoner in high school, cuz they sure do know a lot about high school stoner antics.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 3:42am

BrosephD Says:

5 bucks for 5 grams? where exactly?

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Sat, 10/08/2011 - 5:45pm

frackasaurus Says:

they listed it as $5 for .5, half a gram....although i don't know anybody that actually sells half grams ever

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:10pm

I_has_the_funk Says:

Apparently their kids were smoking shit weed haha. From a broke joke dealer

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 7:59pm

whaddupppp Says:

Isn't "half a gram" just a dime? And isn't that 10$?

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:40pm

Articuno Says:

No, 0.7 grams is usually a dime.
Reminds me of this highdea that I saw
http://highdeas.com/hd/How_to_win_at_life

Who the fuck buys a damn 0.5 sack hahaha

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:52pm

Mr._Elephant Says:

I can get 2 grams of some decent mids for $10 and that's a dime where I'm from. Haha they said $20 for 2 grams. I can get 3.5 for $20. Those dumb fucks need to get there facts straight.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:19pm

bassplayer420 Says:

haha ya and where are these $30 eigths

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:55pm

Lyzardhunter Says:

word, and and half o for 80, they got the information from a mexican cartel. but honestly its better for me, this way my mom thinks i dont actually spend all of her money on my really expensive weed.

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:59am

iBeNiko Says:

Cali...

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Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:17am

frackasaurus Says:

not even...street prices in California are generally reasonable, but you're gonna be spending more like 40 in the Bay Area. Of course unless it's garbage weed but i dont smoke that.

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:37pm

MetalasBalls Says:

I thought it was a pretty sweet article. Some of the stuff there is pretty spot on. The cologne, incense and sunglasses parts anyway. Some of those points are ridiculous, though. Getting rides from people in high school is typical, even for non-stoners and even at strange times.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 10:31pm

loosely_lit Says:

They're just trying to make parents irrationally paranoid to further induce fear and ignorance.

They had some pretty nice looking nugs on their site though...

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:53pm

PurbleBuffalo Says:

i gotta say of all the anti-weed sites, i dont think you can really call that one ignorant. they are ignorant to the wonders of the herb sure, but as far as info for finding out if your kid smokes they really couldn't be any more dead on based on my past experiences.

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:25pm

loosely_lit Says:

LOL! well put

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 4:51am

Nolander Says:

They know a little too much lol

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 4:35pm

Smackacracka Says:

"High Times:
It’s a magazine. It’s like porno for potheads." lol

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:36pm

PurbleBuffalo Says:

"a person who has just smoked will typically have a beverage near by"

that cracked me up for some reason

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:51pm

ghostman Says:

If I ever go to smoke without something to drink, I stop dead in my tracks and if I'm with someone I say, "we're idiots." and my friend will usually go "we forgot something to drink...didn't we?"...

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 7:38pm

Smokin_Bueno Says:

They say whatever gets ignorant fearful parents to empty their wallets. When I was in court ordered Rehab (yeah, rehab for smoking weed) they told my parents muddy shoes are the biggest warning sign.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 7:59pm

whaddupppp Says:

SMELLS LIKE SKUNK SPRAY? More like an angels morning breath <3

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 8:10pm

spacemanspiff Says:

I wish they knew how many stoners lurked their page. Red eyes and lighter flames in the darkness. Hitting bowls and burning incense.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 8:46pm

Mao.Zebong Says:

Dude they must be rollin pretty small j's if they can get a full j off a "nik"

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:06pm

BobbitoS Says:

dude wheres the doobage? haha

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:25pm

MonsterAloud Says:

LMFAO I meet every criteria on this website.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:27pm

Sppoc Says:

Hahahaha read the money part! Since when is a gram a "dime"? My dealer must be a real asshole.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:31pm

ChronicRelief Says:

IF ANYONE IS SELLING FOR $10 A GRAM LET ME KNOW.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:18pm

Luke_Shapiro Says:

$10 for g of mids and $20 for a g of dank
Take your pick! Hahaha

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:12am

idontsmokejk Says:

a g of mids is $5, nobody would ever by a G for $10! dro is $15-20
at least it is in my area

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:00am

Luke_Shapiro Says:

Virginia sucks, nobody except for hippies in west Virginia or old heads grow good bud and every one else gets what ever and who ever else bud that goes through to many hands. When it goes through to many people it ends up being $10 a g for shit that should be two g's for $10 but I'm good tho I have my ok connects at the moment on dank for $20 a g so it's all cool I guess! Haha

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:17am

ChronicRelief Says:

Haha i'm in Detroit. We got medical marijuana cards being passed out like candy on Halloween. i've been looking for mids for years now, can't find anything.

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:17am

ChronicRelief Says:

for cooking purposes, of course.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:40pm

Dmaybs Says:

They have some dank looking bud on this site ! Hahaha

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:11pm

MMMRenegade Says:

god damn i wish those were the prices where im from... those kids have it lucky haha

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:14pm

breelyn1620 Says:

Hahahahaha... Holy hell, I read this entire gig. It is merely a site for people who live under a rock.... Their mascot should be Patrick star, smoking herb.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:22pm

PeachesInSummer Says:

oh, love this. I now know not to put resin-stained clothes in the washing machine unless i want it all over my other clothes.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:30pm

imapiraate Says:

hahahaha that shit is crazy...talk about it like we all have problem

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:37pm

nicknakpadiwack Says:

"Someone who has just smoked will often have a beverage nearby"

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:16am

ZakieChan Says:

I love how their using the prices of good & bad bud on the same list.

2 grams (4 joints) aka a “twenty” = $20..........Where I'm from $20 will get you either 7g of Shwag or 1g of Dro.

14 grams or ½ ounce aka a “half” or “half an O” = $80-120........A half of Shwag will run you $35 & you can get an 1/8 or Dro for $70.

28 grams or an ounce aka an “ounce”, “O” or “whole” = $180-240.......An ounce of Shwag will run you $60 & I honestly don't know how much an ounce of Dro would cost.

THIS SITE = BULLSHIT

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:29am

danklilmama Says:

if my mom read this, shed be like hell yea shes smokin weed. lol

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:40am

Codeh Says:

skunk spray, should i be offended cause of the gross smell they assume, or thankful cause thye said my stuffs dank..?

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:59am

Cross-of-doom Says:

"An easy way to simulate the smell, so you know what you're looking for, is to burn a dried leaf from a maple tree. Although not exactly the same, the smell is very similar to that of burning marijuana. "

Damn. if my dad read this shit back in the day i would be smokin down every room of the house like its just the incense man!

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:47am

Treegalizeganja Says:

Yet there isn't, "Is My Kid Drinking Alcohol" like wtf ? FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND ALL THE FUCKING BRAINWASHED PUSSY PIECES OF SHIT

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 11:18am

OZofDroSki Says:

Is it just me or did the "marijuana cigars" aka FATTIES on the side of the Terminology page make you cum your fuckin pants? They stuffed the shit out of it hahaha

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