Why Spiders Are Awesome -

1) They kill dumb-ass annoying bugs so you dont have to waste half your day chasing them around.

2) They chill in corners ... people ... its not like they are taking up your couch.

3) They dont ask to be fed, nor do they take your food, they fend for there own like the hard workers they are ... bitch.

4) They keep good company, so your lonely ass has something to talk to.

5) Some even eat the poisonous harmful spiders, the ones you dont want in your bed at night.

6) They are chill ! This means ... they wont even be mad if you want to blaze with them, they just sit there and happily take your tokes

7) Again .. they are chill, they fucking sit in the corner and dont make a damn noise !

8) ... When a dolphin sees you ... does it try to stomp your head into the ground cause you have more legs then it ? No ... it fucking minds its own business and carries on with being cool as fuck.

9) When they do bite you, I dont fucking blame them ... you're about 80,000 times bigger, I would do the same !

10) They dont use any of our materials to further themselves ... What I mean by that is, Moths can eat your clothing .. just because they are dicks and like to eat everything. Beavers will chop your house down to make a house of their own. Dude, spiders need a corner to chill in ... then they make there own habitat.

Reasons Why Spiders Suck -

1) They never wave at you when you walk past.

I hope this brings some awareness. (:

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Comments

 
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 8:13pm
WTF.travis Says:

Even though I'm terrified of most spiders (it's one of those fears that i know is mostly irrational, but i can't get over it) i get what you're saying. My buddy actually went to an exotic pet store and bought Pink Toe tarantulas, which are docile enough for you to hold them and they won't fuck with you, and he put one in his bathroom and another in his garage. I haven't seen a single insect in his house since.

 
 
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 8:22pm
codyPIERCE Says:

Hahahahaha! Thats the best ! I might just invest in two of those myself, thats hilarious. Although ... you know how the next house party would go down next time someone needs to take a piss hahahahaha

 
 
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 8:02pm

I've always wanted a pink toed tarantula! My friend had one and she was awesome, unfortunately she died a couple years ago and he never got another one

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:11am

are they in tanks or do they just rome around his house, fuckin up shit wherever they go?

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:02pm
NickGir Says:

i dont mind if they are across the room on a wall but when youre smoking and siitting on your bed a nd you see something scurry across your pillow thats when i hate em

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:07pm

You did make some great points, but I still FUCKING HATE SPIDERS. I am entomophobic and I hate spiders the most due to their sheer grotesqueness. Every time I see one I stomp on that motherfucker.

 
 
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 8:15pm
WTF.travis Says:
 
 
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 8:19pm
codyPIERCE Says:

Its actually funny you say that, I found one yesterday in my shoe .. hahaha. I got pissed and grabbed it and threw it out the door not realizing what I had picked up till afterwards hahahaa, could have lost a hand or a foot. The poisonous spiders are just chillin, its not their fault that they are venomous (; For the most part a brown recluse isnt really that vicious unless you scare it, or it feels threatened. (;

 
 
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:20am
yoinkie Says:

I love this highdea and what you are saying here, man. Spiders dont ever attack anything unless it is in danger of losing its life, its spider babies, or its habitat. Other than that, they will just chill and watch the world, man.

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 2:57am
AK_Grown Says:

This whole thread is awesome but jus so u and everyone else knows there are spiders that actually walk around, hunt, and attack whether they feel threatened or not. Those spiders are definitely dicks. I forget the name of the spider(s) but yeah man. I can watch a spider for hours while high haha I've actually caught bugs for em and thrown it into their web lol

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:28pm

Wandering Spiders man, those little fuckers are scary as hell. I'm not usually afraid of spiders at all but anything that can kill you by giving you an erection is some evil ass shit not to be fucked with.

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:53pm
DrQuadapus Says:

When the dudes looking at the spider up close i was like "dude hes gonna get fucking hard in a minute"

 
 
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:24am
AK_Grown Says:

Hahaha the video is 4:20 long. Awesome. Ha fuck wondering spiders. DP em with a 10ft poles

 
 
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:32pm
codyPIERCE Says:

hahahahhahaa I love the comment in the video, "Who the fuck goes looking for poisonous creatures barefoot and in shorts in the middle of the night through a forrest"

 
 
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 7:29pm
yoyoyoyo22 Says:

Anyone else just watch a shit-ton of spider videos on youtube?

 
 
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 4:03pm
CamBam. Says:

When I was really young, I was visiting my dad in Washington for a while. I went to the bathroom in his house one day and when I sat down to take a dump, I saw a spider sitting in the corner right across from me. My first instinct was to kill it because bugs freak me the eff out but then I was all like "Nahhh man, I bet if I leave him alone, he'll leave me alone." And so it went. He would come and go but he lived in that bathroom for a few months since I was the only one that used it. I try not to kill bugs anymore.

 
 
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 9:58pm
saefp Says:

Holy sweet mother of jesus that was funny.

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:18am
codyPIERCE Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:14pm

my spider waved at me once! led-beat is my little friend who chills in the corner of my room and one day i waved bye to him and i swear he dropped down on a single web like it was waving and then went back into his web. chillest spider ever and i don't even like spiders. he even has good taste in music, he made is web between my zeppelin and beatles posters, hence the name led-beat.

 
 
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 4:45pm
codyPIERCE Says:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA ! Made my fucking day ! Yes there are others with pet spiders! Your experience sounds waaaaay better than mine but god damn, that was awesome ! You are golden.

 
 
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:00pm
irocknight Says:

i dont mind spiders as they never attack me. but bees dude.. besides the bumblebees, they all attack you. im deathly afraid of them and im pretty sure they can smell my fear. and wasps are the fucking worse. if i see one, i sprint out of the room.. i wish spiders waged war on them, itd make my day..

also, the day spiders grow wings, is the day i start concerning myself about them

 
 
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:10pm
codyPIERCE Says:

Hahahahaha I have seen a spider and a wasp fight it was great ... now non the less .. this spider was huge but he managed to pull it off.

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:29pm

Honestly the thought about spiders growing wings just scared the fucking bajeesus out of me. Think of like giant tarantulas flying around with their 8 eyes just staring into you, sure they're chill but you can't say they're not freaky looking.

 
 
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:25pm
bakayurei Says:

the only time i've ever been attacked by a bee, i hit it first .. didn't mean to, i was just swinging my arms around to walk more quickly haha and i struck a bee in mid flight, sort of trapped it in my hand, and it went MENTAL and started buzzing furiously and stuck me with his stinger (exposing my ignorance daily haha do male bees sting?) .. didn't hurt for very long tho .. .. wasps tho, man.. wasps are proper bastards, i found one bumping into windows in my house once so i let it out, then went upstairs to get ready for bed, and it followed me up into my bedroom, flew in thru my window and came right for me.. stung me, i slapped it, it stung me again, i grabbed some underwear and netted it, then punched it to death .. felt bad for it, but it was its own fault

 
 
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:33pm
earlwolf Says:

About your 5th point. A spider that eats other venomous spiders would more than likely also be venomous. And probably bigger. Not cool!

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:20am
codyPIERCE Says:

Well hey, look at the Dandy Daddy Long Legs hahaha, he it very venomous .. yet it cant fuck us up. Most spiders wont do anything unless it really feels the need to. If anything they just run away.

 
 
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:30pm
bakayurei Says:

bigger doesn't necessarily mean more deadly to us, just means bigger.. like a lion eating a hyena.. but that's a bad analogy.. .. but i used to have problems with tegenarias, i try to keep a bunch of them wandering around, but sometimes i'll get T. giganteas crashing the party, and those ones eat all the other ones, but don't eat very often, so it just ends up as one massive spider letting woodlice and things roam around as they please, the fat bastard.. and there aren't any deadly (to humans) tegenarias in britain, far as i know, but that's what he's talking about, that kind of thing, because there are dangerous tegenarias in the world, but the giganteas (which are massive) eat them all, and are totally harmless to us

 
 
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:47pm

...............am I the only one that noticed he said dolphin In reason 8?

 
 
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:48pm
 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:22am
codyPIERCE Says:

Hahahahhaa Im a little lost, kay I get you noticed I said dolphin in 8 ... but .. what does that tie to? and what else did you notice to retract your comment like that ?

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:07pm

Well, wen u said dolphin, I thot tht was u being high and meaning spider, then I realized u meant that dolphins themselves don't get angered at humans for having more appendages then them, which is usually what prevokes the fear of spiders is in humans.
I.e: I'm high

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:18am

lmao at #4
imagine walking in on someone talking to a spider...

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:21am
codyPIERCE Says:

Luckily this hasn't happened to me yet, oh man .. I could just imagine .. I would have to sit there and explain the importance of the spiders life ... and why they are here ... and all the reasons they are awesome. Jesus .. it would be like that time my friends asked why I hug so many trees ...

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:28am
Kronknicks Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:22am
codyPIERCE Says:

Most certainly, definitely not my good sir. But thanks for asking. Are you okay ?

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 12:52am
Codeh Says:

yeah well spiders still scare the hell out of me.

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:22am

This is my new favorite highdea
Of all time
Forevar

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:27am
codyPIERCE Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 2:45am

Is it just me or is number 8 seem random as fuck

 
 
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:18pm
bakayurei Says:

he means that the only reason most people are scared of spiders is because spiders have more legs than humans, and the alienness freaks people out .. and it's a really stupid reason to kill something, and analogous to a dolphin (something with fewer legs than us) murdering humans because we don't look like they do .. right on

 
 
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 6:28pm
codyPIERCE Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 4:53am
karojo Says:

I know I sound like a high jackass, but this is so amazing. Thank you so much for opening my eyes :D

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 4:57am

See I'm just scared that it can pick me up and swing me around just like in the commercial. Only reason why I don't like them.

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:10am

this is just awesome man, this is a truly highdea, maybe even a bakedea. i wish everyone had this in depth outlook on all fellow forms of life. even the scariest of creatures have their place and necessarily role to play in the circle of life. and it moves us alllll....
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:26am

Maybe if they didn't come down from the ceiling and land on my hot dog when I was a kid, thus giving me a childhood fear that stayed with me 'till adulthood, and they also could stay out of my ear canal while I'm sleeping. Then maybe I'll just let them chill around me.

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 4:34pm
codyPIERCE Says:

Awe they love you so much they just want to protect your food and give you ear kisses, D'AWEWEEE.

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:47am

I used have a bad case of arachnophobia as a kid, then all of a sudden it vanish and now I love those lil guys. Nice post Man Spread the words of wrongly accused animals

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:26am

Bro no way this was on the home page.

That being said, fuck you cody. As great as this post is .. no. Just no. Spiders are still gross as fuck. :P

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 4:37pm
codyPIERCE Says:

Hahahahahahahaha! Fuck you Jess go back to smoking more of your fathers weed then! and only then can you come back into that comfy ass bed of yours and say such things!

... But Jess, they are so very very cute. (;

 
 
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 11:38am
Dudestuff Says: