Make sure to ask how old he is.

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Mon, 04/23/2012 - 2:10pm


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:12pm
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 6:24pm

fuck yeah! I wrote this poem about Crush when I sitting on the beach stoned as fuck.

Drifting down the EAC
No destination in mind
Conceding to the current
Observing the world’s design
Greeting passers by
In a benevolent demeanor
Dispensing all his wisdom
A century and a half acting the gleaner

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 7:59pm
funkymonk Says:

trust me man, you're lucky you've never encountered sea men. they're really clingy and get themselves in all types of sticky situations

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 3:17am
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 7:04pm

I'll do that after I learn how to speak sea turtle. That would probably be such a chill language now that I think about it. I'll have to add that to my life long goal.

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:23pm
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:33pm

I asked one, he was like "koo koo ka-chu mind your fuckin business"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 6:59pm
Afro.Man Says:
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:46am
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 3:16pm
bowlski Says:
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 8:27pm

pah! just came right out and said it, lol best comment ever!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:33pm

That's quite a bodacious set of chesticles you've got there.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 2:12am
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 2:44pm
ganja100 Says:

not hatin but how is this weed related or an idea at all?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 4:40pm

im watching nemo right this secondd!:o aha

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:53pm
bowlski Says:

Idk, I just kind of feel like I'm not ever going to do this