I would be the best dealer ever.
1st I'm A girl :) (who doesn't want a girl dealer?)
2nd When I got new "inventory" in, I would let you "blaze test".
3rd Id match your bowls and we'd toke it up, and play some good ol' xbox.

I wish my dealer would be that cool!!

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Fri, 04/06/2012 - 4:42am


Tue, 09/27/2011 - 12:11am
MrMooshy Says:

GT: MrMooshy. I challenge you to Mortal Kombat

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 12:25am
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 2:34pm
MrMooshy Says:
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 8:02pm
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 11:06pm
MrMooshy Says:

Lol yeah who doesn't, MW2 and blk ops

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 8:54pm

well then
problem solved :)

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:01pm

You lost me with "1st I'm A girl :)"...

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:58pm
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:10pm

yea bitches need to stay out of the dope game, and stay in the kitchen. real talk

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 1:06am


Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:27pm

there's the reason your arnt tho, numbers 2 and 3, you wouldnt make it or get shit done

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:17pm

My guy let's me do that. He has a gravity bong for just such an occasion. It's great because he packs Maybe like .2 gs and the g bong still gets you pretty high. I mean no one just takes the hit and leaves, bitch move if they did lol. And he matches bowls with me. But I've known him since elementary

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:47pm
catsblaze2 Says:

Im a dealer and i let my clients chose the type of bud they want and chose the buds. I always smoke them out after they make a purchase however im not a girl lol but i feel like im a legit dealer and my clients are satisfied. I love weed

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:53am
Bruce_Lee Says:

If I was a dealer I'd just be smart about it and act like I was the middleman so I don't get caught. "No man I don't sell weed, but I know a guy"

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 5:05am

Haha I used to do that when I delt! Haha I like how you're thinking. I used to tell people I knew where to get them bud, walked over to my safe and pulled out what they wanted, waited for about 20 mins then hit them back! Haha I'd tell then it took me 5 different people to find it but I did and then they'd be all, " dude your the best ever!, you deserve a bong rip or two!" hahaha yes they smoked me up with my own weed but to be not a total ass, I would either throw down half or a whole g or make them some home cooked meals and that doesn't mean top ramen from the stove, it means like "oh shit! You deal and are a gourmet cook!" Why yes, yes I am! Hahaha old memories are always awesome! Shibby haha

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 5:59am

I had a female dealer once, it was awesome.

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 6:18am
joemarley Says:

Its easy to say that but once you start dealing you realize how hard it is to make time for all your customers

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 6:53am
daz18 Says:

I think i would make the worst dealer. If i have an ounce in my vicinty i aint gonna be going anywhere so people would have to come see me..

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 8:41am
TrippyD Says:

Id fucking rob any female dealer , easy come up

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:10am

I have a chick dealer, I like them because they don't have that thing in their brain that tells them "Take his money...rip him off...etc."

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:34am
evannigga Says:
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 5:01pm
TrippyD Says:

Bro you need to get out more, up my shit if your high as fuck and you think this bitch needs to get out more

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:50am

i got a chick dealer, she's fucking awesome.

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 12:27pm
CatPoop Says:
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 12:52pm

Damn I wish u were my dealer! :) lets mob on some Xbox well I pack this bowl lol

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 12:54pm

I wish u were my dealer lol lets mob on some Xbox while I pack this bowl!!!

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 3:30pm

I think the fact that your a girl dealer would be pretty God damn awesome

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 4:21pm

My dealer is a guy, and we smoke each other up all the time. Me, him, my husband, some friends!

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 4:46pm
baked101 Says:

My dealer is that cool... Except we play guitar instead of xbox

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 5:32pm

If I Was A Dealer, I would weigh it in front of the customer.

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 7:41pm

Okay. I'm a girl dealer. I smoke everyone out when they buy weed from me. AND every Tuesday morning, I cook a huge bomb ass breakfast: cinnamon rolls, fried potatoes, bacon, omelets, coffee, orange juice, just everything. And whoever wants to come over can come get a hardy home-cooked meal and bomb smoke out before school. I love selling happiness in little baggies. :]

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 8:27pm

You would be the dealer everyone would want and every nark would see you from a. Mile away

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 9:44pm
AaronMS420 Says:

we should play sometime

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:26pm