That'll call me at 3am just to say, "Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I am outside of your window with tacobell and weed"

Haha, I just read this, and it's sooo true! Fuck prince charming! I waiting for my stoner guy to come and toke!! Haha, although he should hurry before the buds all gone!

Made popular on: 
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:21am


Tue, 05/15/2012 - 5:31pm
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 5:48pm's never to early for Some herb and tacos...js

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:50pm

You're right, 3am is too early. Make it 4:20am.

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 8:01pm
GanjaKhan Says:

windcriespablo i thought that was highly hilarious

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:43pm
(The song is Pachelbel's Canon in D Major for those who are stoned and too lazy to click the link)

My dear lady, I shall play thee thy music of this gods, whilst enabling you to smoke a bowl of the finest herb with me. Shall we go for a walk, thy beautiful swan? I wish to introduce you to romance.

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:43am

And whilst we walk, I beg you fair mistress, enjoy this Gordita Crunch I hath purchased in recognition of thine own divine beauty

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:45pm

you two are great...just continue being your funny selves....thanks that made my night....haha

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:44pm
waymond420 Says:

I want a girl that will do the exact same thing, but with a blow job included as well.

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 7:26pm
DGkid Says:
Mon, 09/17/2012 - 7:36pm

i'd do that but taco bell closes at 2 here

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 8:00pm

Make sure you get some doobie smoothies too

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 8:39pm

i want a girl who

give's bj's
load's my bong
make's me sandwiches

is that to much to ask? fuuuck.
why didn't i make this a highdea? oh wait....

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:25am
Ska_Lover Says:

Taco bell is sooo good, my stomach is growling wtf, they took down our taco bell here:(

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:42am
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:19am

We finally got a taco bell in the uk.. but we dont have many stoner girls :/ SUCKS!

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:24am
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 4:07am
Mahhat89 Says:

lol i work at taco bell, best stoner job haha

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:13am
420Kidd Says:

if he calls you at 3 am you would be highly pissed

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 1:27pm

Right? I don't want your fucking tacos. I want some sleep! Especiallllly if I baked before sleeping

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:48pm

not necessarily, I tend to be a night owl, which is one of the many reasons I helps me sleep...

Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:12pm

fuck taco bell, i'll make you homemade pizza; chicken bacon ranch anyone?

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:33am

I read your comment then saw your photo and it clicked

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 5:48pm

thanks for the play by play my friend, i'm guessing you have love for the pig candy as well

Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:45am
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:36pm
Ska_Lover Says:
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:05pm
Deja-Senti Says:

**high as fuck, no weed,, half drunk and babbling something about how I couldn't find taco flavored condoms.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:35pm
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 9:33pm

"Why is this post popular Mr. Owl?"........The world may never know