Submitted by Bong_Appétit on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 5:32pm
Click clack make them ducks say quack quack
Ima bust a cap and make my dog bring em back
Or maybe shoot some pigeons that be molded outa clay
I'm goin fuckin perfect every single round I play
I swear these little mallards never stood a fuckin chance
The way I cycle targets you'da thought my name was Lance
My puppy's gonna giggle every single time I miss
I thought we was a team homie why you gotta dis?
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Because I SPIT HOT FIRE! haha great tags and rap! Oh NO! It's James! The nigger hatin' dolphin!
I've got the orange and grey glock when I come to the spot,
Nintendo tatted on the window where I watch the bullets drop.
It uses so much power I gotta plug it in,
but when the dust clears I shot 10 outta 10.
Haha. Yeah I noticed it was about Duck Hunt, hence my rap about my orange and grey gun. LoL
let me tell you something man , i already got five labels got me today. 50 labels in total. But there is only six. Why ? cus i spit hot fire. When i was at the all-star game Stevie Wonder saw me across the room and was like ' dylan come sit next to me. ' he said ' dylan i want to sign you man ' i said Stevie Wonder you don't even have a label to sign me with ' So we start a label JUST for dylan. You know why ? cus i spit hot fire.
You want to know the five best rappers of all-time. Think about it
1.)Dylan
2.)Dylan
3.)Dylan
4.)Dylan and
5.)Dylan cus i spit hot fire man.
yo harry potter lyrics cuz theyre straight magical
haterz the size of your dick man its tragical
you, too much weed n beer its disasterful
listen to my lyrics cuz im masterful
far from the haters like I am
so far and seperated like an island
you a peninsula, dependent ass bitch
im independent dude with a fly ass bitch
and i know you know im gettin mad dough with the super smooth flow
so haters heres to you, cheers, this motha fuckkin beers to you
get green stack bank, cash flow not an option
maybe cuz my rhymes are like a different concoction
ya mom loves me so much she wants an adoption
and my flow is like denzel washington
on a train its unstoppable
so high like a balloon im unpoppable
cops cant get me im uncoppable
but not uncapable
im very relateable
up from the hood to riches that’s fucking stateable
I just ate some taco bell, and my stomach is rumblin, where's the toliet?
Oh Nevermind I'll just shit on these niggas...
*drops mic*
Promotin Hyping Ass Nigga: HOLY SHIT
DAT NIGGA SPACETIMETRAVEL DID IT AGAIN!
DAT NIGGA FIYAH STRAIGHT FIYAH
WORD SON AYE YO MAKE SURE YOU BUY DAT ALBUM REAL TALK! COMIN STRAiGHT FROM THE HARD STREETS OF UTAH!
"SWAG, BITCHES, & PANCAKES"
DROPPIN ON DA 31st OF FEBRUARY 2012
INCLUDES HIT SINGLE "ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT TWINKIE?" FEATURING MR HUCKSTABLE
AND ANOTHER CLUB BANGER "RUB A DUB DUB, IM JERKIN OFF IN MY TUB" FEATURING THE PERUVIAN FLUTE PLAYER MOLTREZ!
BUY 10 COPIES AND THROW IT AT BITCHES!
......
Did I hear my name?
Haha
Yo! Atari! Sega Genesis! NES! 64!
Anyway if the whole rap/poetry thing is happening...
I can name many times I've watched gray turn to gold,
I leave when I want, but only stay when I'm told,
Funny how the girl with such warm eyes is so cold inside,
He said, "you remind me of springtime, besides... well, everything"
Super nintendo sega genesis, when I was dead broke ya mother bought me all of this.
Life's like drawing without a fuckin eraser
Burnin so many trees the papers catching on fire
I think I'm to that point were I can't even get much higher
That don't slow me down I keep layin on the lighter
The piece is so hot it's burnin off all my fingers
The smoke is enclosing now im lusting to make it thicker
But the fuckers all caked out and I toss away all the glitter
I'm starin at the radio do you normaly hear a picture
Do you normaly see the lyrics radiating from the speaker
Or am just that stunned, that zoned, that fucking fitter
An that's when I sit and think...
I was gonna spit, but I had cotton mouth.
ill split your head with a glock nine
and lyrically, im top five
literally, you got knives?
well this is a gun show
you came to the wrong place yo
youre burnin from this flow
hot like a volcano
or cold like a blizzard
its magic like a wizzard
my tongue forked like a lizzard
cut you up, call it scissored
Um, no titles of the Super Mario franchise were ever on the Atari to begin with. Nyuck nyuck nerdy buzzkill
Yo my name is LANCE, but you can call me L Dreezy cause I'm like 50 times better than weezy.
I just go so hard, you fat ass mother fucka you 99% lard.
Tryin to rap on me you must be a damn retard. Ha ha ha ha.
All motha fucka's back down cause I'm here to run this whole mudda fuckin town!
Yea you know money talks and I'M the vantriliquist, fuck Weezy with his punkass bullshit.
I'm done with this rap shit, no hesitation to end a life. I'll be leonidas and kick ya in the endless pit. Cause this is sparta bitch! Ha ha ha ha.
just give me time i'm gonna go far
rippin through this city like i'm reptar
reptar? rectum. it means bum
and it's yours i'll be rapin
while you sit there gapin
at the mouth
I'm no longer in the south
gettin' better with my words
laughin at you wannabe nerds
actin like you know some mario
you sound sorry, yo
disrespecting nerds should be a crime
with you I wouldn't smoke a dime
me and yoshi blazin through your shit
got cotton mouth and I still can spit.
Nerd life forever y'all.
Looks like I've found the douche bag section of highdeas.
\m/ do your thing, douche bag guy.
I know, that you can make good rhymes.
shine like a ring, with crystals in my eyes
I know I can get higher with this fire from the sky
shit, my smokes better than yours
Look out the window, watch that dragons head drop. Lit up my blunt, pass it around the block. Have that bitch suck my cock, sayin she wanna smoke some rock.. kicked her out the pad after seeing that ass drop. Tiny minions running, Trynna catch the flight but all they get is the elfs just picking fights. Leaves of grass burning slow in the daylight. Roll up joints, pack the Bong, at first glance of night. Strap up your masks, fill em up with smoke, cuz errbody out here wants their persy toke. Goin back into reality, I walk thru walls. Have kim kardashian on her knees, begging to lick some balls. Thinkin this is all just a dream, and I should go to rehabilitation. But what if my mind uses my body, as some sort of transportation. "lively up yourself" words from the inspiration, of a nation. We got some hopeless people, brainwashed with education.
kush in my bloodstream, im hittin the air like kareem, said fuck this and hopped off gravity, haters mad at me, they couldnt understand the flow, they think im spittin blashphemy, why rap about guns and hos, when we all kno, that u sittin at home, jackin off to pay per view, cuz u gotta pay for the view, ur rhymes are faker than a big dick on fat dude, and do you, see what im sayin dude, im spittin venom flow right through you, sittin on highdeas, cuz my ideas are so high, they passed the sky, saluted jesus and passed the universe by, and i, keep flowin while, ur girl keeps blowin on mines, and times, have got in harder, so to compensate my dick got harder, which means bitch when it comes to flowin im your father.