By that I mean I smoke every day.

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Sat, 09/21/2013 - 7:21pm


Fri, 09/20/2013 - 4:46am
Sat, 09/21/2013 - 12:25am

I only smoke one two occasions:when its my birthday, and when it's not

Sat, 09/21/2013 - 12:26am

i only smoke two times a year. when its my birthday, and when its not.

Sat, 09/21/2013 - 8:14am
Sun, 09/22/2013 - 1:11am

oh shit. sorry. i was way to baked for this game

Wed, 09/25/2013 - 10:47pm
Sat, 09/21/2013 - 10:54am

I never have time to smoke often.. -.- which blows.

Mon, 09/23/2013 - 10:01pm
JesseXOX Says:
Mon, 09/23/2013 - 10:02pm
JesseXOX Says:
Sat, 09/21/2013 - 6:48pm
ocho.cho Says:
Sat, 09/21/2013 - 10:40pm
Woggle Says:

Damn, that's what I was going to say.

Sat, 09/21/2013 - 10:51pm
Woggle Says:

Prosecutor: I call Mr. Smoker_dude to the stand. Now, Mr. Smoker_dude, isn't it true that you smoke marijuana?
Mr. Smoker_dude: Well, um I guess....but only on occasion.
Prosecutor: I see. Well, I'm sure His Honour would agree that every day is an occasion of sorts, is it not?
Mr. Smoker_dude: I suppose.
Prosecutor: Well then, I rest my case. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just be in the hall smoking a joint.
Judge: I believe this calls for a short recess.
Mr. Smoker_dude: Here, Here!

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 1:57am

I just lost my job and all ive done is smoke a shit ton of a weed and drink its been awesome!!
i mean i got my babysitting job and thats only a couple days a week and paid more than my other job did lol
Blessings my friends

Mon, 09/23/2013 - 9:22pm
skate1243 Says:
Tue, 09/24/2013 - 6:09pm

This is so old. I use to tell my friends in highschool: "I'm an occasional smoker...i smoke every occasion i get."

Thu, 09/26/2013 - 2:04am

We just say that because everyday is SOOO long to us stoners man.

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 5:57am
BigWeedies Says:

so you smoke whenever an occasion occurs ?
dont we all .......

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 1:05am
Rack_Ball Says:

haha this is funny in a Mitch Hedberg kind of way