that when I'm driving around, and I see a restaurant that looks so good and sounds so delicious and perfect at that moment, that I just start hitting on the entire restaurant.
"Damn, Tokyo Teriyaki, you lookin' good tonight, baby."



Comments

 
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 1:46am
 
 
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 1:48am
hadadat Says:

Hell yeah, dude! Putting the moves on food is where it's at

 
 
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 10:59am

why does this not have more upvotes ? this is definitely one of the funniest ones ive seen!

 
 
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 3:54pm
hadadat Says:

That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard! Thank you! It's all good, I've come to terms with the fact that I'll never get a popular highdea!

 
 
Sat, 07/02/2011 - 3:58pm
hadadat Says:

Aw, thank you! That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard! It's all good, I've come to terms with the fact that I'll never achieve a popular highdea!

 
 
Mon, 07/11/2011 - 2:38pm

lmao im in the same boat its all good lol

 
 
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 8:16pm

Oh Mcdonalds you cheap whore you know I'm Lovin' It

 
 
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 8:24pm
smfp420 Says:

mm, burger king, i know you will give it to me my* wayy.(;

 
 
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 8:43pm
Paulie134 Says:
 
 
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:13pm

dude I lol'd for a good minute because of this one!
I dont wanna sound racist or anything but I pictured
a mexican doing that when I read it!

Great job Homes!

 
 
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:00pm
sexxxy Says:

that shits fuckin hilarious..it could be on stand up. lollololololol

 
 
Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:49pm
funkymonk Says:

raging and swirling, getting inside, i feel like im going to break!

i hope you understand what im saying lol

 
 
Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:58pm
 
 
Sat, 07/16/2011 - 2:47am
hadadat Says:

THAT SONG IS PERFECT I'M SO GLAD YOU KNOW IT! My favorite Sublime song I think

 
 
Sat, 07/16/2011 - 7:34am
funkymonk Says:

oh yea. that songs amazing. i was pretty sure thats what your username was a reference to.

 
 
Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:12pm
LazyNate Says:

haha why does food always seem so friendly whenever weed is involved