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I have penis envy. :(
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Submitted by UnHappyPrincess on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 3:54pm

Being a guy must fucking rock hardcore. Being a girl sucks. :D

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View CowardlyLion's profile.
 
Thu, 06/09/2011 - 3:55pm
CowardlyLion Says:

I thought you meant the mushrooms.

 
View upvoted.anyway's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:29pm
upvoted.anyway Says:

haha same here

http://highdeas.com/hd/Getting_your_first_popular_highdea_0

 
View DasBooooze's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 9:04pm
DasBooooze Says:

It's highdeas like this that make me want to give up on this once wonderful place.

 
View 124112's profile.
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 3:03am
124112 Says:

Potent as hell dude, used to grow them but my seller ran out of spores for the time being.

 
View UnHappyPrincess's profile.
 
Thu, 06/09/2011 - 4:05pm
UnHappyPrincess Says:

LOL

 
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Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:28pm
killinemsoftly Says:

Well girls have a cozy hiding spot.

 
View NotHilarious's profile.
 
Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:37pm
NotHilarious Says:

You right.

 
View peenackle's profile.
 
Sun, 09/04/2011 - 12:33am
peenackle Says:

When I said this in my head it sounded like a black girl.

 
View funemployed's profile.
 
Thu, 09/01/2011 - 8:58pm
funemployed Says:

...why not just enjoy penises to their fullest when you interact with their owners?
voila, no need for envy.

 
View heehexd's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 2:28am
heehexd Says:

but all the random places you could peeeee, wont someone please think of the peeee. But actually nah, it's chill sitting

 
View pants's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 6:48pm
pants Says:

oh the places we'd pee...

 
View Goofy_Boots's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:58pm
Goofy_Boots Says:

I can sit and pee too. I don't cause I like to play laser shooter which is super fun.

 
View be2003's profile.
 
Fri, 09/02/2011 - 5:54am
be2003 Says:

It's not that amazing, although highSEX is awesome!

 
View unabomber28's profile.
 
Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:20am
unabomber28 Says:

I can't tell if this statement is a pun or not?

but anyway, buy a strap-on.

 
View AK1TTEN's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 12:04am
AK1TTEN Says:

We CAN helicopter-dick.. Which is bitchin..

BUT! You have boobs. Its a fair trade.

 
View killerhippies's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:49pm
killerhippies Says:

its not fair. vaginas arent even cool or interesting

 
View unabomber28's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 8:02pm
unabomber28 Says:

You'rs may not be...

AYYYYYYYYYYE OHHHHHHHHHHHh!

jk

 
View Ishzilla-Kazim's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 9:33pm
Ishzilla-Kazim Says:

I have the weirdest boner right now....oh well

 
View Beavis's profile.
 
Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:50am
Beavis Says:

Sure they are. If you don't believe me, read The Vagina Monologues.

 
View SpaceTimeTravel's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 12:04am
SpaceTimeTravel Says:

This highdea will be popular in 3 seconds...

 
View DasBooooze's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 4:34pm
DasBooooze Says:

Unfortunately, yes, yes it will.

 
View Pifedelphia420's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 6:02pm
Pifedelphia420 Says:

more like 3 months

 
View DasBooooze's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 9:02pm
DasBooooze Says:

*facepalm*
1 vote away from becoming popular.

 
View JenWo's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 1:22am
JenWo Says:

No way! You can use your tits to get anything.

 
View KushiiCologne's profile.
 
Sun, 09/04/2011 - 1:28pm
KushiiCologne Says:

Lol you look like Haley Williams from Paramore.

 
View LIUKANGKUSH's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 2:07am
LIUKANGKUSH Says:

Being a girl is dope too though. You could show your tits to guys at school for like 10 dollars per person. No girl would ever pay to see a guys cock. Unless it was like john stamos or some shit.

 
View potty_mouth420's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 3:08am
potty_mouth420 Says:

Weird. At my school all the girls pay to see wiener.

 
View JohnEdwards's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 8:25am
JohnEdwards Says:

ron jeremy has a 13 inch penis

 
View SpaceTimeTravel's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 5:25pm
SpaceTimeTravel Says:

Ya, 30 years ago.

 
View swinefluze's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 8:54pm
swinefluze Says:

it shrunk? it's a fact penises get larger with age.

 
View SpaceTimeTravel's profile.
 
Sun, 09/04/2011 - 12:14am
SpaceTimeTravel Says:

But it also becomes flaccid.
And Ron Jeremy is fuckin fat

 
View swinefluze's profile.
 
Sun, 09/04/2011 - 8:51am
swinefluze Says:

you got me haha

 
View lbass's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 10:56am
lbass Says:

It's true, there's nothin better than pointing your boner at people and shouting commands.

 
View DasBooooze's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 4:35pm
DasBooooze Says:

Is this a stickup or are you just happy to see me?
#backtothekitchenwithyouwoman

 
View Sex-Panther's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 5:28pm
Sex-Panther Says:

Hehe penis envy. You sound like Freud

 
View baiaotou's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 5:45pm
baiaotou Says:

at least you dont have yer ovaries hanging between your legs to get hurt

 
View khighle™'s profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 5:48pm
khighle™ Says:

cool status update bro

 
View lali_tokesalot's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 5:52pm
lali_tokesalot Says:

Psh. Being a girl rocks! Guys are a dime a dozen but we're like fucking snow flakes man. I'd much rather have tits than a dick. And apparently the girls here are like super special because we love to burn down ¦D-~

 
View Geoffalo's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 6:18pm
Geoffalo Says:

Have you ever been punched in the dick? I'll take a week of pain and blood over being in excruciating pain whenever something or someone decides to hit us there slightly.

 
View SpaceTimeTravel's profile.
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 12:26pm
SpaceTimeTravel Says:

I'll take a punch in the dick.

At least the pain lasts for a couple of seconds and it doesn't happen often.

 
View Nation's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 6:51pm
Nation Says:

My dick.

 
View KushiiCologne's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:40pm
KushiiCologne Says:

bigger then a bridge. Your dick look like a little kids

 
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Sat, 09/03/2011 - 9:00pm
CheckMyUsername Says:

It does

 
View TwiztidKitty69's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 9:07pm
TwiztidKitty69 Says:

Being a girl sucks cause you cant fuck other girls with your imaginary dick but its also dope as fuck cause you can get what you want just by asking you dont even need to use your tits although that works haha

 
View khaledaes1's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 9:49pm
khaledaes1 Says:

At least girls can make a highdea about anything remotely sexual and get an instantly popular highdea.

 
View Kalifornia's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 10:06pm
Kalifornia Says:

it makes pissing sooo much easier but it's also like having a permanent bulls eye on you

 
View stonedcrowz's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 10:31pm
stonedcrowz Says:

I feel 10% dumber after reading this.
Goddamn this site needs a legitimacy filter.

 
View Pot_Squad's profile.
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 11:55pm
Pot_Squad Says:

If you don't like being a girl why don't you just change your sex?

 
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Sun, 09/04/2011 - 3:55am
mylittletoke Says:

sometimes a wish i was a girl though :P

 
View texashigh's profile.
 
Sun, 09/04/2011 - 11:34pm
texashigh Says:

Man it feels good to have a penis.

 

 

 

 

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