...and society's attitude towards marijuana is like 98 of them.

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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 2:57am


Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:03am
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:55pm
Bruce_Lee Says:
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 10:29pm
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:13am

and having no milk after pouring a huge bowl of cereal is the other one, goddamnit

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:52pm
Kushkong Says:
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 7:08pm
Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:19pm

heeeeeelll nah that is the most ridiculous thing I've heard

Tue, 08/21/2012 - 5:23am
makeshift Says:

Hells yea, double benefit - cereal stays crunchy fresh, and you avoid the awkward no milk situation like on Friday, "You better put some water on that damn shit" hahahaha best movie ever

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:08am

Was that a deliberate Friday reference, or just coincidence?

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 9:22am
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:18am

That's a lot of problems man your life sucks

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 6:23am

But getting robbed of my weed is a big one

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:31pm
Dovakiin Says:

That's below he belt man you have my sympathy

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 9:11pm
longcat Says:
Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:11am

That's one cuddly lookin' Khajiit lol

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 6:19pm

if this happens often you should go buy some serious HXC shit, such as PCP, and just DRENCH weed in it, put it in a jar, and leave it out, then if they take your shit they are FUUUUCKED.

btw: it might be easier to get a safe. lol

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:05pm
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:48pm
HiRihanna Says:

Soon Jay-Z was onto bigger deals. He and his crew traveled up and down the East Coast, sourcing and unloading drugs. Jay-Z recounts the time, in 1994, when he was driving down I-95. He had a stash of crack in a fake compartment in the sunroof of his Maxima when he got pulled over by cops for “no good reason.” The police knew they couldn’t search his car without probable cause, so they called the K-9 unit — the dogs would be able to sniff out the drugs. But the unit didn’t show up, and the cops had to let him go. A minute later, he saw the K-9 unit speeding down the highway in the other direction, but too late — he was already home free. It’s a moment he would later recount in his 2004 hit song, “99 Problems” with the lyric: “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.” At the time, Jay-Z was slammed for the misogynistic use of the word “bitch” — but, as he reveals in his book, he was actually referring to a female dog, or the dogs that never caught up to him that day.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 7:16pm
og3nitch Says:

actually thats just jay-z covering up how he stole that entire line from Ice-t .. "i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.. hit me" -
Ice-T http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bicN4ryVQSI

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 4:43pm
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 7:19pm
og3nitch Says:
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 8:57pm
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 9:30pm

I felt like that... until I got my medicinal card!!!

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:42am
Lance9009 Says:

You know they did a research thing where they took the thc and canabanoids out of weed but it could still help people with their kemo, anxiety, back pain, etc. When they did this, the demand for medicinal cards dropped by 73%.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 9:47pm

I had 99 problems... then smoked em down to 1. (Ran out of weed)

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 2:36am
Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:38pm

i got 99 problems
i lost my phone
i lost my wallet
i lost my ps3 controller
but weed aint one

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 5:08pm
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 7:22pm
Wonderment Says:
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 1:09am

weed being illegal thats the shit i DONT LIKE

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 5:10pm
chrlid94 Says:

Where I live in Cali weed isn't a crime. Just move to a tolerant place